Do you know how to tell if a woman had an orgasm.

mrsCALoki

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regardless .... the story is just kinda creepy..... i mean come on LITMUS PAPER? doesn't he trust you?
When he met me as an SP, and I was having huge noisy orgasms he was suspicious. He thought I was faking and I was.

I think we trust each other now, but we went through a lot to get here.
 

mrsCALoki

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Oh how odd. Ignore tells me he posts, but that it will not bother telling me what he said because he is dismissed. I thought it would just ignore him completely.

Oh well :)
 

frankcastle

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LOL even with ignore she can't resist my machismo. (a nod to those who remember Razor Ramon/Scott Hall)
 

scarlet6969

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still if he married you .. he should trust you... i wouldve drawn the line there and probably broke it off due to the creepy factor alone
 

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This is a silly question. Many women themselves don't know when they had an orgasm, and even if they did, they reserve the right to change their mind.

Btw, the classic answer to this question is "she drops the nail file"


You're not serious. I think a woman would know if she was having an orgasm or not.
 

mrsCALoki

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still if he married you .. he should trust you... i wouldve drawn the line there and probably broke it off due to the creepy factor alone
I believe he trusts me now. It took a lot for me to trust him as well. I guess it all came up right after my first real one. I told him it was my first and that I had been faking before. He said he knew and eventually the bet was made that he could not tell. I thought it was more fun than anything else. We had a lot of fun for 2 weeks during the bet and after he won and I found out how, I had to smile. It just felt like, well like he was a kid playing scientist. I guess if I had found out he was doing it during the dating phase or after we got married I might have been more upset

And he probably thought my taking blood samples home with me after our third date was creepy.
 

mrsCALoki

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I am sorry, you seem to lack a basic grasp of reality so that makes it hard to reason with you.

http://www.scientificsonline.com/ph-test-strips.html

The first litmus paper that came up on my search. It reads from 1 to 14 and changes different colours that you can read off a chart. See how nice and small they are? I assume they are like the ones on me. A lot like filter paper. They are easy to wrap around a finger and hold in place with a ring.

And like cheese dips, double dipping using opposite ends is allowed. Cheep people can do that to save money on litmus paper. It has to be submerged? Trust me, I am more than wet enough for a quick sample by pressing a finger to me. So are most women until menopause.

I have no idea why you do not know that most body fluids range from 6.0 to 7.4 in healthy adults. Did you think blood had to be 7.4 ? Only arterial blood. It can be as low as 7.33 in the venous side. (7.35 most common quoted number).

Most healthy vaginas, including mine, are in the 3.8 to 4.5 range "at rest". I become significantly more alkaline when I orgasm. I have no idea if my orgasmic pH is typical but it is like my body is trying to get ready to reward the man by making my body more welcoming to his sperm. (<--- more or less a joke) But I seem to produce a fluid that brings me to somewhere in neutral to slightly alkaline range. Sperm like 7,2 to 7.8 in case you care.

Contaminants? He washes his hands. I do not need lubricants. Are you going to ask about about iron ring reacting to the acidity? His is stainless steel.

Does all that information make your lack of knowledge more apparent to you? Think maybe you should get a clue before opening your mouth?



Want to go on and discuss adding a bit of potassium hydroxide first to check for a fishy smell? :frusty:
sorry colt, I lost my temper. Everything I said was true, but I said it in a rude way. I was annoyed by your comments and I answered while in bitch mode.

I do not know what litmus paper was like long ago :) with modern stuff it is easy to test.
 

mrsCALoki

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Real Men Don't Care:p
They do not care that I was rude?

Or they do not care if the woman with them is faking an orgasm?

In the case of the latter you do not have to care as long as the envelope is on the night table. :)
 

Ms.FemmeFatale

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My advice, Girls - don't fucking fake it!

Why would you fake it? I want to cum and when you fake it, you don't cum and he stops because he thinks you have. It makes no sense.

Then he thinks he knows how to make you cum so the next time, he just does the same thing and you still don't cum.

So, either tell him it ain't working for you and move on to him, or teach him what really works for you.

I am not wasting my time in the bedroom faking shit. I want to cum and I won't let him leave until I do!
 

mrsCALoki

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My advice, Girls - don't fucking fake it!

Why would you fake it? I want to cum and when you fake it, you don't cum and he stops because he thinks you have. It makes no sense.

Then he thinks he knows how to make you cum so the next time, he just does the same thing and you still don't cum.

So, either tell him it ain't working for you and move on to him, or teach him what really works for you.

I am not wasting my time in the bedroom faking shit. I want to cum and I won't let him leave until I do!
I agree. Never ever fake it with a BF or hubby. Unless you are being paid to make a man feel he is great, faking it is a terrible idea.
 

Ridgeman08

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My advice, Girls - don't fucking fake it!

Why would you fake it? I want to cum and when you fake it, you don't cum and he stops because he thinks you have. It makes no sense.

Then he thinks he knows how to make you cum so the next time, he just does the same thing and you still don't cum.

So, either tell him it ain't working for you and move on to him, or teach him what really works for you.

I am not wasting my time in the bedroom faking shit. I want to cum and I won't let him leave until I do!
Excellent answer! :thumb:
 

Viggo Rasmussen

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Screw that! Even if you are getting paid, don't fake it.

Guys - your opinions. If you are paying for it, do you still want her to fake it for your ego?
I like SophiaYork's response, sometimes you need to fake being aroused a bit, that works to set the mood to get the other person going. Sort of like priming the pump.
Like MissCroft, I'm too quiet and I know she wants more response which gets the game going.

But for the orgasm, I want the real thing.
 

Ms.FemmeFatale

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I like SophiaYork's response, sometimes you need to fake being aroused a bit, that works to set the mood to get the other person going. Sort of like priming the pump.
Like MissCroft, I'm too quiet and I know she wants more response which gets the game going.

But for the orgasm, I want the real thing.
That is just getting the mind in sync with the body. That I don't think is faking it. That is wanting it and maybe getting a little ahead of the juices so to speak. :eyebrows:
 

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after spending 25 minutes inside her...she fixes me a sandwich, a glass of my favorite refreshment and gives my ps3 controller back with no bitchiness and kisses my forehead before she heads out the door.
 
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