Do you know how to tell if a woman had an orgasm.

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just hook her up to the ronco orgasmatron- it always knows
 

Kenny-sauga

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No, we don't know. Because MrsCAloki had already persumed that we don't, so we don't. I run out of change, but I will feed the slot machine later:)
 

mrsCALoki

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Flushed face, neck, back and shoulders at the moment of truth. One thing that can't be faked. :p
I guess. I did not know we did that. A typical blush like you learn to do in drama class is flushed face, neck, upper chest,and shoulders. I cannot imagine how we could not have our upper chest flush at the same time.
 

mrsCALoki

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Lots of her cream all over her hole and my dick.

Oh that is an old one. Just before sex you say "I will just freshen up.". Go to bath room, and squirt a big dollop of lub right inside. The piston action forces it out. You just need to remember to use unfavoured lub. The wrong flavour is a give away,
 

LKD

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Flushed face, neck, back and shoulders at the moment of truth. One thing that can't be faked. :p
also take note of her breath and sweat ... its almost impossible to fake one's breath during the time of an orgasm i think. It would probably take more effort and stress than having an orgasm
 

mrsCALoki

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also take note of her breath and sweat ... its almost impossible to fake one's breath during the time of an orgasm i think. It would probably take more effort and stress than having an orgasm
Our breath smells different?

wow, how does it smell?
 

mrsCALoki

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I think this is universal, I know this works on me, you girls have to test it and let us know. My vagina changes Ph. ZAP it changes.

Sneaky perv had a piece of litmus paper under his engineering ring. If I had an orgasm, it changed colour.

All the rest is easy to fake. I remember the arching your back so only your head and feet touch the bed and pounding your hands and screeming thing from high school. Did they do that here in Canada to?
 

mrsCALoki

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I don't know what you mean?? I've never passed a used condom to a woman for evaluation??
oh I was told by an experienced SP when I started that I should always pull the condom off and check if the client had ripped it, throw it in the toilet, and gently wipe him off with a warm cloth to get rid of any germs and left over semen. I thought it was a universal rule?
 

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When she reaches up smiling, takes your head in her hands, kisses you and says "thank you" is usually a good indicator.
 

mrsCALoki

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Isn't a yeast infection supposed to smell bad?

So, if there's lots of cream and no smell, I did a good job?
Does a yeast infection smell bad? not always.

Did you do a good job? not if she took a lub tube and squirted it deep inside so it looks all wet and sticky and creamy after you finish.
 

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the female orgasm is something that is not real and was created by women to yell at men about, the same as not doing the dishes.
 

mrsCALoki

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the female orgasm is something that is not real and was created by women to yell at men about, the same as not doing the dishes.
Why do I believe that in your case, that is true? :roll:
 
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