clients and SPs, what are some of your pet peeves during sessions?
- Thread starter Kagakusha
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My pet, pet peeve - I usually don’t mind pets - I love dogs, one person I see has chinchillas, but I really don’t like cats. One moment they’re staring at you from the bedroom doorway, the next they’ve silently leapt onto the bed and are eyeing the filled condom that’s still clinging to your flaccid dick like it’s their latest cat-toy. Anybody remember “Marie Claire/Jessica”? When she had a place at Queens Quay, she had a cat that I didn’t like so she’d lock it out of the bedroom. One day I came out to leave and walk back to work and this f!ing cat has left two vampire-like puncture marks on a brand new pair of shoes! Right through the toe.
My other pet peeves are when you’ve called to confirm in the morning, you show up on time and you’re told “give me 15 minutes”, which turns into a 1/2 hour. If you’re running really late, at least give me a real ETA so I have the option of going somewhere for a coffee, or re-scheduling.
Hygiene’s already been covered by others. I always shower, even if I’ve just had one - it just confirms I’m totally clean. Few things are worse than a bad odour in a bad place. This goes for the SP too, obviously.
My other pet peeves are when you’ve called to confirm in the morning, you show up on time and you’re told “give me 15 minutes”, which turns into a 1/2 hour. If you’re running really late, at least give me a real ETA so I have the option of going somewhere for a coffee, or re-scheduling.
Hygiene’s already been covered by others. I always shower, even if I’ve just had one - it just confirms I’m totally clean. Few things are worse than a bad odour in a bad place. This goes for the SP too, obviously.
No I meant after I finnish all SPs I've seen have removed the condom and done the clean up, except one who handed me a couple baby wipes to dispose of the condom and clean myself up.
The confusion brings up an interesting question though. Is it standard for the ladies to do the clean up or is that typically left to the guy? Maybe I'm just spoiled. LOL
Reading through this thread is just blowing me away! A lot of pet peeves come with earning $300 + tax free dollars per hour. LOL.
I can just imagine what people would be complaining about making taxed minimum wage with only a fraction of the take home pay.
Sexghoul
One girl I know has a cat that likes laces. Attacks as I undo my shoes.
One day I was wearing my leather vest. She nicely hung it up. And the damn cat ate right through the leather laces! I was left with short pieces of leather strings, no way to do up my vest.
And the cats on the bed during session was a bit much. I close the door and lock them out.
One day I was wearing my leather vest. She nicely hung it up. And the damn cat ate right through the leather laces! I was left with short pieces of leather strings, no way to do up my vest.
And the cats on the bed during session was a bit much. I close the door and lock them out.
I kinda sorta get what you’re saying but at the end of the day you want to enjoy the experience right? For that to happen the SP has to be comfortable. The amount of money isn’t relevant. Looking at these posts that whatever the pet peeve is that any or all of them would be cause for a lousy experience. I think this can all be summed up in the following manner:
Be respectful. Ask yourself some basic questions. Based on the answers one should know how to conduct yourself.
One particular SP I saw many times last year always made me feel that I was the luckiest guy in the world when I spent time with her. Isn’t that what we all want?
Personally, I hate smoking but even if I smoked I would make sure that I arrive with fresh breath. In fact I usually carry a set of toiletries with me to make sure I have what I need.
Or when guys complain about service and thst the girls make so much but they forget that agencies , massage parlors don’t take a 40% cut , or that an indy has brand costs to run + maintain, incall expenses etc etc.
Good one! Not saying that all SP’s don’t pay taxes. The smart ones would for sure. Whether true earnings are actually recorded is another matter entirely.
Let me see.. incorporate a business. Massage therapist... Show earnings of 50 or 60kDon’t mention the other 500k! Lol
The CRA
I have experienced the following. Cum on the toilet seat, used condoms on the bed, waste basket or toilet, smoking,talking on the phone, stop sucking me to talk on the phone, stop sucking me to talk to the pimp in the bathroom, excessive talking, nose picking, bad breath, fish smell and ass smell, no show, dogs cold nose in my ass, stoned, pimp in other room, pimp in closet, pimp in bathroom, pimp looks in during sex, pimp says times up 20 minutes into an hour session, next customer at the door, deuce in the toilet, teeth dragging during head, dirty room, sticky sheets, no restrictions - pay - lots of restrictions, sp is always years older when you get there, finding a dick where there should be a pussy. I don't know why i do this.
All of that sounds awful! Thankfully I haven't experienced anything like that save for the teeth dragging. In that case a gentle correction is in order.
Rigel
LOL 500k? Hell none of us would still be working if we made that.Good one! Not saying that all SP’s don’t pay taxes. The smart ones would for sure. Whether true earnings are actually recorded is another matter entirely.
Let me see.. incorporate a business. Massage therapist... Show earnings of 50 or 60kDon’t mention the other 500k! Lol
The CRA
Once I had an agency incall, the SP wore a $1.00 Walmart t-shirt and had dirty feet. I ended up paying and GFO’ing in a flash. True story.
Lol Where is your TDL so I know who to avoid !!!! I’m assuming these aren’t mostly agencies.
I'm 60 and have been hobbying most of my life. I lived in Toronto where much of this happened but now am in peterborough where the pickings are lean. While these horrors were experienced throughout my hobbying career there were hundreds of times where the experience was great. I just thought someone might look at the list and say "Fuck ya, bin there and saw it". lol If there was a great provider out here i could keep her busy. lol Getting too old to make my way to the big smoke every week.
