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(once had a cat jump on my ass while I was banging her SP owner)
(once had a cat jump on my ass while I was banging her SP owner)
clients and SPs, what are some of your pet peeves during sessions?
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Were just not going to get along if....
You can't confide in a total stranger what street you grew up on & your mom's maiden name
I swear I washed my crack in the shower this morning before going to work, maybe if I ask you for the fifth time you'll be a sport & give it a lick
Oh Christ now you want me to shower here & waste like 5 minutes of my hour! I think your being a little unreasonable Ash...
Awesome post
Some pet peeves of mine that I've personally experienced:
client smokes right before coming up - bringing in a huge trail of smoke with them - many don't use the mouthwash provided
refusing a shower and wanting to get straight into bed - not even washing your hands or mouth out? Gives me the heebie jeebies
talking/shouting very loudly so the neighbours/other guests can hear
not asking and just grunting and pushing my body around into various positions and forcing it - awkward and rude
biting me - my face, my butt, my nipples, my vag etc. don't want to be bitten
sticking your full tongue in my ear and swirling it around
having major face stubble and grinding it against my vag or my face
pushing my head down on a bj so i can't breath, or yanking my hair back giving me whiplash
Sucking so hard on my lips (either of them) and pulling them into your mouth and biting down on them (HOW IS THIS SEXY? IT HURTS SO MUCH)
Pulling labia wide open and holding it taught
Drooling in my mouth while kissing, or sticking your tongue in my mouth fully and just leaving it there doing nothing
Licking my face
"Accidentally" slipping it in the wrong hole
Having stinky junk even if you just showered
Showing up clearly sick with sniffles and a cough and claim "allergies" and insisting on tons of DFK to get me sick
Using the bathmat as your body towel and leaving it soaked in the bathroom - so many guys do this wtf? Bath towel is right there for you
Leaving the bathroom floor soaking wet so I slip on it
Using every single towel and wash cloth in the bathroom and throwing it on the floor
Coming out of the shower so quickly you're still soaking wet and laying on the bed soaking it
Showing up 20 minutes early and getting pissy you can't come up NOW
Leaving the shower covered in tons of fur and pubes - i mean at least try and rinse it a little
Peeing on the toilet seat or missing and getting some on the floor !!!!
Taking a shower first and THEN peeing and coming out without washing your hands or washing your member again
Taking my long hair and rubbing it all over your balls while i'm giving a bj getting it all nasty - multiple guys have done this...
Aiming your member to come as close to my vag as you can - totally freaks me out
Scratching my vaginal opening with your nail or rough hands with hangnails
Pressing so hard on my clit with your tongue or fingers that you bruise it underneath - i like it gentle
Giving hickies!
Complaining I haven't come yet when you've been licking for 60 seconds max consecutively and keep stopping and starting and stopping etc.
Asking awkward questions: "How many dicks have you seen this week? (!!!)" "How come you're so tight with all the guys you've seen?" "Does your family know what you do?" "Do you have another job?" "Aren't you in school?" "What's your real name?" "Where do you live?" "Can't I see you at your home instead? It's cheaper".
Going way over time trying to prolong your session and delay getting dressed. After 10 minutes over it's pretty rude. Some guys have pushed for 30 minutes extra chatting/hanging out taking advantage without so much as a thank you or tip.
I don't generally experience guys that do all of these things now, but over the past 2 years I have. Shockingly some are still common - I.E. biting, pushing me around, soaking the bed not drying yourself off.
Thank you to the awesome gents who are a delight to see and don't do these things
You might be high maintenance. :behindsofa:Some pet peeves of mine that I've personally experienced:
client smokes right before coming up - bringing in a huge trail of smoke with them - many don't use the mouthwash provided
refusing a shower and wanting to get straight into bed - not even washing your hands or mouth out? Gives me the heebie jeebies
talking/shouting very loudly so the neighbours/other guests can hear
not asking and just grunting and pushing my body around into various positions and forcing it - awkward and rude
biting me - my face, my butt, my nipples, my vag etc. don't want to be bitten
sticking your full tongue in my ear and swirling it around
having major face stubble and grinding it against my vag or my face
pushing my head down on a bj so i can't breath, or yanking my hair back giving me whiplash
Sucking so hard on my lips (either of them) and pulling them into your mouth and biting down on them (HOW IS THIS SEXY? IT HURTS SO MUCH)
Pulling labia wide open and holding it taught
Drooling in my mouth while kissing, or sticking your tongue in my mouth fully and just leaving it there doing nothing
Licking my face
"Accidentally" slipping it in the wrong hole
Having stinky junk even if you just showered
Showing up clearly sick with sniffles and a cough and claim "allergies" and insisting on tons of DFK to get me sick
Using the bathmat as your body towel and leaving it soaked in the bathroom - so many guys do this wtf? Bath towel is right there for you
Leaving the bathroom floor soaking wet so I slip on it
Using every single towel and wash cloth in the bathroom and throwing it on the floor
Coming out of the shower so quickly you're still soaking wet and laying on the bed soaking it
Showing up 20 minutes early and getting pissy you can't come up NOW
Leaving the shower covered in tons of fur and pubes - i mean at least try and rinse it a little
Peeing on the toilet seat or missing and getting some on the floor !!!!
Taking a shower first and THEN peeing and coming out without washing your hands or washing your member again
Taking my long hair and rubbing it all over your balls while i'm giving a bj getting it all nasty - multiple guys have done this...
Aiming your member to come as close to my vag as you can - totally freaks me out
Scratching my vaginal opening with your nail or rough hands with hangnails
Pressing so hard on my clit with your tongue or fingers that you bruise it underneath - i like it gentle
Giving hickies!
Complaining I haven't come yet when you've been licking for 60 seconds max consecutively and keep stopping and starting and stopping etc.
Asking awkward questions: "How many dicks have you seen this week? (!!!)" "How come you're so tight with all the guys you've seen?" "Does your family know what you do?" "Do you have another job?" "Aren't you in school?" "What's your real name?" "Where do you live?" "Can't I see you at your home instead? It's cheaper".
Going way over time trying to prolong your session and delay getting dressed. After 10 minutes over it's pretty rude. Some guys have pushed for 30 minutes extra chatting/hanging out taking advantage without so much as a thank you or tip.
I don't generally experience guys that do all of these things now, but over the past 2 years I have. Shockingly some are still common - I.E. biting, pushing me around, soaking the bed not drying yourself off.
Thank you to the awesome gents who are a delight to see and don't do these things
There's a reason some of these guys see SPs. I feel sorry for the inexperienced civilian girls who have no clue how to defend against this onslaught.Some pet peeves of mine that I've personally experienced:
client smokes right before coming up - bringing in a huge trail of smoke with them - many don't use the mouthwash provided
refusing a shower and wanting to get straight into bed - not even washing your hands or mouth out? Gives me the heebie jeebies
talking/shouting very loudly so the neighbours/other guests can hear
not asking and just grunting and pushing my body around into various positions and forcing it - awkward and rude
biting me - my face, my butt, my nipples, my vag etc. don't want to be bitten
sticking your full tongue in my ear and swirling it around
having major face stubble and grinding it against my vag or my face
pushing my head down on a bj so i can't breath, or yanking my hair back giving me whiplash
Sucking so hard on my lips (either of them) and pulling them into your mouth and biting down on them (HOW IS THIS SEXY? IT HURTS SO MUCH)
Pulling labia wide open and holding it taught
Drooling in my mouth while kissing, or sticking your tongue in my mouth fully and just leaving it there doing nothing
Licking my face
"Accidentally" slipping it in the wrong hole
Having stinky junk even if you just showered
Showing up clearly sick with sniffles and a cough and claim "allergies" and insisting on tons of DFK to get me sick
Using the bathmat as your body towel and leaving it soaked in the bathroom - so many guys do this wtf? Bath towel is right there for you
Leaving the bathroom floor soaking wet so I slip on it
Using every single towel and wash cloth in the bathroom and throwing it on the floor
Coming out of the shower so quickly you're still soaking wet and laying on the bed soaking it
Showing up 20 minutes early and getting pissy you can't come up NOW
Leaving the shower covered in tons of fur and pubes - i mean at least try and rinse it a little
Peeing on the toilet seat or missing and getting some on the floor !!!!
Taking a shower first and THEN peeing and coming out without washing your hands or washing your member again
Taking my long hair and rubbing it all over your balls while i'm giving a bj getting it all nasty - multiple guys have done this...
Aiming your member to come as close to my vag as you can - totally freaks me out
Scratching my vaginal opening with your nail or rough hands with hangnails
Pressing so hard on my clit with your tongue or fingers that you bruise it underneath - i like it gentle
Giving hickies!
Complaining I haven't come yet when you've been licking for 60 seconds max consecutively and keep stopping and starting and stopping etc.
Asking awkward questions: "How many dicks have you seen this week? (!!!)" "How come you're so tight with all the guys you've seen?" "Does your family know what you do?" "Do you have another job?" "Aren't you in school?" "What's your real name?" "Where do you live?" "Can't I see you at your home instead? It's cheaper".
Going way over time trying to prolong your session and delay getting dressed. After 10 minutes over it's pretty rude. Some guys have pushed for 30 minutes extra chatting/hanging out taking advantage without so much as a thank you or tip.
I don't generally experience guys that do all of these things now, but over the past 2 years I have. Shockingly some are still common - I.E. biting, pushing me around, soaking the bed not drying yourself off.
Thank you to the awesome gents who are a delight to see and don't do these things
Smoker's breath
Pets running around
No personality
No conversation
Way too much conversation
Dead fish
Too much teeth
Fake pornstar noises
Rushing
No clean towels
Dirty place / cluttered place - not even an attempt at neat
Thinking all Johns are the same - there to bang and leave
Thinking all Johns are the same - there to pick over your menu
You're a sex worker, if you can't take sex work jokes, you need to find a new job - I can handle the John jokes
Talking about other clients - in detail
Way too much make up
Way too much perfume
Nasty smell down there
Thinking you're the standard for all other SPs - you're not - yes there are some basics but every SP I've seen in 20 years is unique in menu/service
Trying to find out my TERB handle - no SP has it
Stopping to text
Giving a faux job - really?
Learn to do a hand job please
Understand the difference between sensual and raw sexual
If you don't like something just say "I don't do that" and I'll move on
Talking about your boyfriend, husband, last civie you screwed
Talking about your kids and how much you miss them at that moment
Being high / doing a line
Having a cold / being clearly sick
I've seen hundreds of girls so there will be a few outliers
Pets running around
No personality
No conversation
Way too much conversation
Dead fish
Too much teeth
Fake pornstar noises
Rushing
No clean towels
Dirty place / cluttered place - not even an attempt at neat
Thinking all Johns are the same - there to bang and leave
Thinking all Johns are the same - there to pick over your menu
You're a sex worker, if you can't take sex work jokes, you need to find a new job - I can handle the John jokes
Talking about other clients - in detail
Way too much make up
Way too much perfume
Nasty smell down there
Thinking you're the standard for all other SPs - you're not - yes there are some basics but every SP I've seen in 20 years is unique in menu/service
Trying to find out my TERB handle - no SP has it
Stopping to text
Giving a faux job - really?
Learn to do a hand job please
Understand the difference between sensual and raw sexual
If you don't like something just say "I don't do that" and I'll move on
Talking about your boyfriend, husband, last civie you screwed
Talking about your kids and how much you miss them at that moment
Being high / doing a line
Having a cold / being clearly sick
I've seen hundreds of girls so there will be a few outliers
I'll give you my main 3
Incall - the cleanliness and location matter a lot to me. This is why I prefer indies who take care of their location and will receive you and not just direct you to a bathroom and a bedroom. If I have a specific fantasy in mind and I'm not sure about the incall, I'll book a hotel room.
Names - don't call me babe, honey or other pet names. I don't like it and will not do it to you. Once we know each other, we may have nicknames we gave each other based on our relationship and it will not be baby that's guaranteed.
Kickstarting a session - when the first objective of a SP is to get over the first hump. I know the feeling and urge to do the deed so it' behind and it usually follows with a more or less mechanical session. Take your time. Don't remove your clothes when I shower as one of my naughty pleasure is to undress you. Let's chat before jumping into action, so we can gauge each other mood.
Incall - the cleanliness and location matter a lot to me. This is why I prefer indies who take care of their location and will receive you and not just direct you to a bathroom and a bedroom. If I have a specific fantasy in mind and I'm not sure about the incall, I'll book a hotel room.
Names - don't call me babe, honey or other pet names. I don't like it and will not do it to you. Once we know each other, we may have nicknames we gave each other based on our relationship and it will not be baby that's guaranteed.
Kickstarting a session - when the first objective of a SP is to get over the first hump. I know the feeling and urge to do the deed so it' behind and it usually follows with a more or less mechanical session. Take your time. Don't remove your clothes when I shower as one of my naughty pleasure is to undress you. Let's chat before jumping into action, so we can gauge each other mood.
Girls who don't look like their pictures, (often this is not the girls fault, and lovesick reviews overstating a girl's beauty don't help).
Not a pet peeve but a general observation: Some sp's should do a bit more soul-searching about why they're doing this job. I've met many girls who were clearly unhappy and/or bored in their work. This has happened so often recently that I've basically walked away from the hobby, it's not really fun anymore. Maybe too many bad clients are to blame.
Not a pet peeve but a general observation: Some sp's should do a bit more soul-searching about why they're doing this job. I've met many girls who were clearly unhappy and/or bored in their work. This has happened so often recently that I've basically walked away from the hobby, it's not really fun anymore. Maybe too many bad clients are to blame.
Some of these are sooo funny ! It's good to hear the SP's perspective, the guys on here we complain about everything -lol !
My only ones are the fake moans / "oh baby" sounds and once the deed is done, they kind of ignore you and are on there phones lining up the next appointment. At least let me get out of the room :bolt:
My only ones are the fake moans / "oh baby" sounds and once the deed is done, they kind of ignore you and are on there phones lining up the next appointment. At least let me get out of the room :bolt:
I quote this post to highlight why reviews should be descriptive, not just judgmental. For example, I don't mind the pet names of "hun" or whatever. However, I think zefroggy is perfectly justified in not liking that. So, say that she called you hun. Then say if you liked it or not. As compared to...'she addressed me like I was no one.." or something like that. I agree with his first pet peeve, and I will slightly disagree with this kickstarting - fine to be all naked when I come out - in fact, would even prefer it. We can chat, or whatever, whilst we're naked or even before. Like to see ya the way the lord made ya...
Pet peeves - one lady didn't want me to take a shower....luckily I showered within the previous 2 hours but made me feel weird....
- another corrected me...she was new to the biz...when I said "ok looks like we got to about 25 past (the hour) and she corrected me and said "you came in at 8:23 so you have until 9:23" (she is no longer in the biz). (btw it was an 8:15pm booking and she was running a bit late).
-A final one that distressed me....one booking lady had an upcharge for a service....the texter/booker (a popular agency btw) said '80"....when I got in and I told my lady the envelope had that in it plus the regular rate...and she said 'who told you 80? its 100...I said your booker...she said it can't be they all know its 100...." anyhow, it made me feel like I was a negotiator, or trying to short change her...i was torn - should I show her the text...but I don't want her to think I'm insisting on it or cheaping out on her and she thinks I'm insisting...but i wanted her to know I am NOT one of those guys...so I said "I only say that so you don't think I'm trying to cheap out on you, if you say 100 so be it and here ya go.' and gave her the 20. afterward, her phone was working so I let her use mine to call the agency to say all was well and made sure she saw the text so she knew it wasn't me...but it makes you feel smarmy if there is any hint of this bs...
This is rarely happened in my hobbying career but the smell out of her..armpit! (after asking me to clean myself before the session,lol!)
Next on the list is smoker's breath,too many tats and gum chewing during session. Some SP are too "professional" for me by using HJ to make me 'cum' faster! LOL!
Seriously, I don't hold grudges toward any of these SPs. I just chalked it up as a bad experience and moved on to the next adventure.
Next on the list is smoker's breath,too many tats and gum chewing during session. Some SP are too "professional" for me by using HJ to make me 'cum' faster! LOL!
Seriously, I don't hold grudges toward any of these SPs. I just chalked it up as a bad experience and moved on to the next adventure.
1. SPs who don't know how to converse or just babble about nothing endlessly. I like to use Twitter to find the SPs I know who can stimulate me intellectually, not just physically. I hate showing up to an SP who just fills up the silence with her own voice for the sake of doing so. There are many ways to have a stimulating conversation that reflects the soul without giving away too many personal details. The best SPs know how to do this without being boring. Verbal exchanges are always part of the chase for me and the girls who have the wit to engage me on a mental are the repeats for me. My biggest pet peeve is when I know an SP is struggling to understand what I'm saying.
2. SPs who don't work out - it's easy to tell when you look good because you work at it or simply because you have the genes or metabolism to rely on... for now. My favourite SPs have lean, strong bodies and muscles - not a fan of the squishy 'skinny fat' girls.
3. SPs on Twitter getting outraged at inconsequential things. I guess that's my pet peeve with everyone, but nothing kills a boner faster than a holier-than-thou attitude over trifles.
2. SPs who don't work out - it's easy to tell when you look good because you work at it or simply because you have the genes or metabolism to rely on... for now. My favourite SPs have lean, strong bodies and muscles - not a fan of the squishy 'skinny fat' girls.
3. SPs on Twitter getting outraged at inconsequential things. I guess that's my pet peeve with everyone, but nothing kills a boner faster than a holier-than-thou attitude over trifles.
Biting your face? WTF? Is that some kind of Walking Dead/Zombie fetish?
You should have a screening process that filters out the undead
Fur? I know Halloween just passed, but some guys have fur?
Another fetish? Maybe it's a compliment?
" Your hair is so silky, I just have to rub it all over my balls. Ah yes, that's the ticket."
Although all of this is funny to read it simply doesn't change the fact that no matter what I've disliked or liked the fact of the matter is that I have paid for all of it. Until the model changes this will always be the case. Good bad or indifferent I've always paid what was requested.
I have a female lover that bites my face and chest (pretty hard) all the time. I never really thought about the significance of it, until now...
Holy Fack now that's a list! You girls have brass balls to do what ya doSome pet peeves of mine that I've personally experienced:
client smokes right before coming up - bringing in a huge trail of smoke with them - many don't use the mouthwash provided
refusing a shower and wanting to get straight into bed - not even washing your hands or mouth out? Gives me the heebie jeebies
talking/shouting very loudly so the neighbours/other guests can hear
not asking and just grunting and pushing my body around into various positions and forcing it - awkward and rude
biting me - my face, my butt, my nipples, my vag etc. don't want to be bitten
sticking your full tongue in my ear and swirling it around
having major face stubble and grinding it against my vag or my face
pushing my head down on a bj so i can't breath, or yanking my hair back giving me whiplash
Sucking so hard on my lips (either of them) and pulling them into your mouth and biting down on them (HOW IS THIS SEXY? IT HURTS SO MUCH)
Pulling labia wide open and holding it taught
Drooling in my mouth while kissing, or sticking your tongue in my mouth fully and just leaving it there doing nothing
Licking my face
"Accidentally" slipping it in the wrong hole
Having stinky junk even if you just showered
Showing up clearly sick with sniffles and a cough and claim "allergies" and insisting on tons of DFK to get me sick
Using the bathmat as your body towel and leaving it soaked in the bathroom - so many guys do this wtf? Bath towel is right there for you
Leaving the bathroom floor soaking wet so I slip on it
Using every single towel and wash cloth in the bathroom and throwing it on the floor
Coming out of the shower so quickly you're still soaking wet and laying on the bed soaking it
Showing up 20 minutes early and getting pissy you can't come up NOW
Leaving the shower covered in tons of fur and pubes - i mean at least try and rinse it a little
Peeing on the toilet seat or missing and getting some on the floor !!!!
Taking a shower first and THEN peeing and coming out without washing your hands or washing your member again
Taking my long hair and rubbing it all over your balls while i'm giving a bj getting it all nasty - multiple guys have done this...
Aiming your member to come as close to my vag as you can - totally freaks me out
Scratching my vaginal opening with your nail or rough hands with hangnails
Pressing so hard on my clit with your tongue or fingers that you bruise it underneath - i like it gentle
Giving hickies!
Complaining I haven't come yet when you've been licking for 60 seconds max consecutively and keep stopping and starting and stopping etc.
Asking awkward questions: "How many dicks have you seen this week? (!!!)" "How come you're so tight with all the guys you've seen?" "Does your family know what you do?" "Do you have another job?" "Aren't you in school?" "What's your real name?" "Where do you live?" "Can't I see you at your home instead? It's cheaper".
Going way over time trying to prolong your session and delay getting dressed. After 10 minutes over it's pretty rude. Some guys have pushed for 30 minutes extra chatting/hanging out taking advantage without so much as a thank you or tip.
I don't generally experience guys that do all of these things now, but over the past 2 years I have. Shockingly some are still common - I.E. biting, pushing me around, soaking the bed not drying yourself off.
Thank you to the awesome gents who are a delight to see and don't do these things
