Sheets that look like a Rorschach Test.
(once had a cat jump on my ass while I was banging her SP owner)
(once had a cat jump on my ass while I was banging her SP owner)
Were just not going to get along if....Biggest pet peeve is asking super invasive questions or asking me to do something after i've said no.
e.g. if i tell you my major dont ask which university / when I'm graduating
if you ask me to lick ur asshole (eww) and I say no dont ask 4 more times during the session its still gonna be a no
and biggest pet peeve is making a huge deal when I ask you to shower or showering and not being clean e.g. i find belly button lint like why??
^^ textbook dream client ^^^Were just not going to get along if....
You can't confide in a total stranger what street you grew up on & your mom's maiden name
I swear I washed my crack in the shower this morning before going to work, maybe if I ask you for the fifth time you'll be a sport & give it a lick
Oh Christ now you want me to shower here & waste like 5 minutes of my hour! I think your being a little unreasonable Ash...
"HOW IS THIS SEXY?"Some pet peeves of mine that I've personally experienced:
client smokes right before coming up - bringing in a huge trail of smoke with them - many don't use the mouthwash provided
refusing a shower and wanting to get straight into bed - not even washing your hands or mouth out? Gives me the heebie jeebies
talking/shouting very loudly so the neighbours/other guests can hear
not asking and just grunting and pushing my body around into various positions and forcing it - awkward and rude
biting me - my face, my butt, my nipples, my vag etc. don't want to be bitten
sticking your full tongue in my ear and swirling it around
having major face stubble and grinding it against my vag or my face
pushing my head down on a bj so i can't breath, or yanking my hair back giving me whiplash
Sucking so hard on my lips (either of them) and pulling them into your mouth and biting down on them (HOW IS THIS SEXY? IT HURTS SO MUCH)
Pulling labia wide open and holding it taught
Drooling in my mouth while kissing, or sticking your tongue in my mouth fully and just leaving it there doing nothing
Licking my face
"Accidentally" slipping it in the wrong hole
Having stinky junk even if you just showered
Showing up clearly sick with sniffles and a cough and claim "allergies" and insisting on tons of DFK to get me sick
Using the bathmat as your body towel and leaving it soaked in the bathroom - so many guys do this wtf? Bath towel is right there for you
Leaving the bathroom floor soaking wet so I slip on it
Using every single towel and wash cloth in the bathroom and throwing it on the floor
Coming out of the shower so quickly you're still soaking wet and laying on the bed soaking it
Showing up 20 minutes early and getting pissy you can't come up NOW
Leaving the shower covered in tons of fur and pubes - i mean at least try and rinse it a little
Peeing on the toilet seat or missing and getting some on the floor !!!!
Taking my long hair and rubbing it all over your balls while i'm giving a bj getting it all nasty - multiple guys have done this...
Aiming your member to come as close to my vag as you can - totally freaks me out
Complaining I haven't come yet when you've been licking for 60 seconds max consecutively and keep stopping and starting and stopping etc.
Asking awkward questions: "How many dicks have you seen this week? (!!!)" "How come you're so tight with all the guys you've seen?" "Does your family know what you do?" "Do you have another job?" "Aren't you in school?" "What's your real name?" "Where do you live?" "Can't I see you at your home instead? It's cheaper".
Going way over time trying to prolong your session and delay getting dressed. After 10 minutes over it's pretty rude. Some guys have pushed for 30 minutes extra chatting/hanging out taking advantage.
I don't generally experience guys that do all of these things now, but over the past 2 years I have. Shockingly some are still common - I.E. biting, pushing me around, soaking the bed not drying yourself off.
Some pet peeves of mine that I've personally experienced:
client smokes right before coming up - bringing in a huge trail of smoke with them - many don't use the mouthwash provided
refusing a shower and wanting to get straight into bed - not even washing your hands or mouth out? Gives me the heebie jeebies
talking/shouting very loudly so the neighbours/other guests can hear
not asking and just grunting and pushing my body around into various positions and forcing it - awkward and rude
biting me - my face, my butt, my nipples, my vag etc. don't want to be bitten
sticking your full tongue in my ear and swirling it around
having major face stubble and grinding it against my vag or my face
pushing my head down on a bj so i can't breath, or yanking my hair back giving me whiplash
Sucking so hard on my lips (either of them) and pulling them into your mouth and biting down on them (HOW IS THIS SEXY? IT HURTS SO MUCH)
Pulling labia wide open and holding it taught
Drooling in my mouth while kissing, or sticking your tongue in my mouth fully and just leaving it there doing nothing
Licking my face
"Accidentally" slipping it in the wrong hole
Having stinky junk even if you just showered
Showing up clearly sick with sniffles and a cough and claim "allergies" and insisting on tons of DFK to get me sick
Using the bathmat as your body towel and leaving it soaked in the bathroom - so many guys do this wtf? Bath towel is right there for you
Leaving the bathroom floor soaking wet so I slip on it
Using every single towel and wash cloth in the bathroom and throwing it on the floor
Coming out of the shower so quickly you're still soaking wet and laying on the bed soaking it
Showing up 20 minutes early and getting pissy you can't come up NOW
Leaving the shower covered in tons of fur and pubes - i mean at least try and rinse it a little
Peeing on the toilet seat or missing and getting some on the floor !!!!
Taking a shower first and THEN peeing and coming out without washing your hands or washing your member again
Taking my long hair and rubbing it all over your balls while i'm giving a bj getting it all nasty - multiple guys have done this...
Aiming your member to come as close to my vag as you can - totally freaks me out
Scratching my vaginal opening with your nail or rough hands with hangnails
Pressing so hard on my clit with your tongue or fingers that you bruise it underneath - i like it gentle
Giving hickies!
Complaining I haven't come yet when you've been licking for 60 seconds max consecutively and keep stopping and starting and stopping etc.
Asking awkward questions: "How many dicks have you seen this week? (!!!)" "How come you're so tight with all the guys you've seen?" "Does your family know what you do?" "Do you have another job?" "Aren't you in school?" "What's your real name?" "Where do you live?" "Can't I see you at your home instead? It's cheaper".
Going way over time trying to prolong your session and delay getting dressed. After 10 minutes over it's pretty rude. Some guys have pushed for 30 minutes extra chatting/hanging out taking advantage without so much as a thank you or tip.
I don't generally experience guys that do all of these things now, but over the past 2 years I have. Shockingly some are still common - I.E. biting, pushing me around, soaking the bed not drying yourself off.
Thank you to the awesome gents who are a delight to see and don't do these things
You might be high maintenance. :behindsofa:Some pet peeves of mine that I've personally experienced:
client smokes right before coming up - bringing in a huge trail of smoke with them - many don't use the mouthwash provided
refusing a shower and wanting to get straight into bed - not even washing your hands or mouth out? Gives me the heebie jeebies
talking/shouting very loudly so the neighbours/other guests can hear
not asking and just grunting and pushing my body around into various positions and forcing it - awkward and rude
biting me - my face, my butt, my nipples, my vag etc. don't want to be bitten
sticking your full tongue in my ear and swirling it around
having major face stubble and grinding it against my vag or my face
pushing my head down on a bj so i can't breath, or yanking my hair back giving me whiplash
Sucking so hard on my lips (either of them) and pulling them into your mouth and biting down on them (HOW IS THIS SEXY? IT HURTS SO MUCH)
Pulling labia wide open and holding it taught
Drooling in my mouth while kissing, or sticking your tongue in my mouth fully and just leaving it there doing nothing
Licking my face
"Accidentally" slipping it in the wrong hole
Having stinky junk even if you just showered
Showing up clearly sick with sniffles and a cough and claim "allergies" and insisting on tons of DFK to get me sick
Using the bathmat as your body towel and leaving it soaked in the bathroom - so many guys do this wtf? Bath towel is right there for you
Leaving the bathroom floor soaking wet so I slip on it
Using every single towel and wash cloth in the bathroom and throwing it on the floor
Coming out of the shower so quickly you're still soaking wet and laying on the bed soaking it
Showing up 20 minutes early and getting pissy you can't come up NOW
Leaving the shower covered in tons of fur and pubes - i mean at least try and rinse it a little
Peeing on the toilet seat or missing and getting some on the floor !!!!
Taking a shower first and THEN peeing and coming out without washing your hands or washing your member again
Taking my long hair and rubbing it all over your balls while i'm giving a bj getting it all nasty - multiple guys have done this...
Aiming your member to come as close to my vag as you can - totally freaks me out
Scratching my vaginal opening with your nail or rough hands with hangnails
Pressing so hard on my clit with your tongue or fingers that you bruise it underneath - i like it gentle
Giving hickies!
Complaining I haven't come yet when you've been licking for 60 seconds max consecutively and keep stopping and starting and stopping etc.
Asking awkward questions: "How many dicks have you seen this week? (!!!)" "How come you're so tight with all the guys you've seen?" "Does your family know what you do?" "Do you have another job?" "Aren't you in school?" "What's your real name?" "Where do you live?" "Can't I see you at your home instead? It's cheaper".
Going way over time trying to prolong your session and delay getting dressed. After 10 minutes over it's pretty rude. Some guys have pushed for 30 minutes extra chatting/hanging out taking advantage without so much as a thank you or tip.
I don't generally experience guys that do all of these things now, but over the past 2 years I have. Shockingly some are still common - I.E. biting, pushing me around, soaking the bed not drying yourself off.
Thank you to the awesome gents who are a delight to see and don't do these things
There's a reason some of these guys see SPs. I feel sorry for the inexperienced civilian girls who have no clue how to defend against this onslaught.Some pet peeves of mine that I've personally experienced:
client smokes right before coming up - bringing in a huge trail of smoke with them - many don't use the mouthwash provided
refusing a shower and wanting to get straight into bed - not even washing your hands or mouth out? Gives me the heebie jeebies
talking/shouting very loudly so the neighbours/other guests can hear
not asking and just grunting and pushing my body around into various positions and forcing it - awkward and rude
biting me - my face, my butt, my nipples, my vag etc. don't want to be bitten
sticking your full tongue in my ear and swirling it around
having major face stubble and grinding it against my vag or my face
pushing my head down on a bj so i can't breath, or yanking my hair back giving me whiplash
Sucking so hard on my lips (either of them) and pulling them into your mouth and biting down on them (HOW IS THIS SEXY? IT HURTS SO MUCH)
Pulling labia wide open and holding it taught
Drooling in my mouth while kissing, or sticking your tongue in my mouth fully and just leaving it there doing nothing
Licking my face
"Accidentally" slipping it in the wrong hole
Having stinky junk even if you just showered
Showing up clearly sick with sniffles and a cough and claim "allergies" and insisting on tons of DFK to get me sick
Using the bathmat as your body towel and leaving it soaked in the bathroom - so many guys do this wtf? Bath towel is right there for you
Leaving the bathroom floor soaking wet so I slip on it
Using every single towel and wash cloth in the bathroom and throwing it on the floor
Coming out of the shower so quickly you're still soaking wet and laying on the bed soaking it
Showing up 20 minutes early and getting pissy you can't come up NOW
Leaving the shower covered in tons of fur and pubes - i mean at least try and rinse it a little
Peeing on the toilet seat or missing and getting some on the floor !!!!
Taking a shower first and THEN peeing and coming out without washing your hands or washing your member again
Taking my long hair and rubbing it all over your balls while i'm giving a bj getting it all nasty - multiple guys have done this...
Aiming your member to come as close to my vag as you can - totally freaks me out
Scratching my vaginal opening with your nail or rough hands with hangnails
Pressing so hard on my clit with your tongue or fingers that you bruise it underneath - i like it gentle
Giving hickies!
Complaining I haven't come yet when you've been licking for 60 seconds max consecutively and keep stopping and starting and stopping etc.
Asking awkward questions: "How many dicks have you seen this week? (!!!)" "How come you're so tight with all the guys you've seen?" "Does your family know what you do?" "Do you have another job?" "Aren't you in school?" "What's your real name?" "Where do you live?" "Can't I see you at your home instead? It's cheaper".
Going way over time trying to prolong your session and delay getting dressed. After 10 minutes over it's pretty rude. Some guys have pushed for 30 minutes extra chatting/hanging out taking advantage without so much as a thank you or tip.
I don't generally experience guys that do all of these things now, but over the past 2 years I have. Shockingly some are still common - I.E. biting, pushing me around, soaking the bed not drying yourself off.
Thank you to the awesome gents who are a delight to see and don't do these things
I quote this post to highlight why reviews should be descriptive, not just judgmental. For example, I don't mind the pet names of "hun" or whatever. However, I think zefroggy is perfectly justified in not liking that. So, say that she called you hun. Then say if you liked it or not. As compared to...'she addressed me like I was no one.." or something like that. I agree with his first pet peeve, and I will slightly disagree with this kickstarting - fine to be all naked when I come out - in fact, would even prefer it. We can chat, or whatever, whilst we're naked or even before. Like to see ya the way the lord made ya...I'll give you my main 3
Incall - the cleanliness and location matter a lot to me. This is why I prefer indies who take care of their location and will receive you and not just direct you to a bathroom and a bedroom. If I have a specific fantasy in mind and I'm not sure about the incall, I'll book a hotel room.
Names - don't call me babe, honey or other pet names. I don't like it and will not do it to you. Once we know each other, we may have nicknames we gave each other based on our relationship and it will not be baby that's guaranteed.
Kickstarting a session - when the first objective of a SP is to get over the first hump. I know the feeling and urge to do the deed so it' behind and it usually follows with a more or less mechanical session. Take your time. Don't remove your clothes when I shower as one of my naughty pleasure is to undress you. Let's chat before jumping into action, so we can gauge each other mood.
Biting your face? WTF? Is that some kind of Walking Dead/Zombie fetish?biting me - my face, my butt, my nipples, my vag etc. don't want to be bitten
sticking your full tongue in my ear and swirling it around
Sucking so hard on my lips (either of them) and pulling them into your mouth and biting down on them (HOW IS THIS SEXY? IT HURTS SO MUCH)
Licking my face
Having stinky junk even if you just showered
Fur? I know Halloween just passed, but some guys have fur?Leaving the shower covered in tons of fur and pubes - i mean at least try and rinse it a little
Another fetish? Maybe it's a compliment?Taking my long hair and rubbing it all over your balls while i'm giving a bj getting it all nasty - multiple guys have done this...
I have a female lover that bites my face and chest (pretty hard) all the time. I never really thought about the significance of it, until now...have also bitten me in other areas which isn't pleasant, but face biting was very shocking. For some it's a dominance thing,
Holy Fack now that's a list! You girls have brass balls to do what ya doSome pet peeves of mine that I've personally experienced:
client smokes right before coming up - bringing in a huge trail of smoke with them - many don't use the mouthwash provided
refusing a shower and wanting to get straight into bed - not even washing your hands or mouth out? Gives me the heebie jeebies
talking/shouting very loudly so the neighbours/other guests can hear
not asking and just grunting and pushing my body around into various positions and forcing it - awkward and rude
biting me - my face, my butt, my nipples, my vag etc. don't want to be bitten
sticking your full tongue in my ear and swirling it around
having major face stubble and grinding it against my vag or my face
pushing my head down on a bj so i can't breath, or yanking my hair back giving me whiplash
Sucking so hard on my lips (either of them) and pulling them into your mouth and biting down on them (HOW IS THIS SEXY? IT HURTS SO MUCH)
Pulling labia wide open and holding it taught
Drooling in my mouth while kissing, or sticking your tongue in my mouth fully and just leaving it there doing nothing
Licking my face
"Accidentally" slipping it in the wrong hole
Having stinky junk even if you just showered
Showing up clearly sick with sniffles and a cough and claim "allergies" and insisting on tons of DFK to get me sick
Using the bathmat as your body towel and leaving it soaked in the bathroom - so many guys do this wtf? Bath towel is right there for you
Leaving the bathroom floor soaking wet so I slip on it
Using every single towel and wash cloth in the bathroom and throwing it on the floor
Coming out of the shower so quickly you're still soaking wet and laying on the bed soaking it
Showing up 20 minutes early and getting pissy you can't come up NOW
Leaving the shower covered in tons of fur and pubes - i mean at least try and rinse it a little
Peeing on the toilet seat or missing and getting some on the floor !!!!
Taking a shower first and THEN peeing and coming out without washing your hands or washing your member again
Taking my long hair and rubbing it all over your balls while i'm giving a bj getting it all nasty - multiple guys have done this...
Aiming your member to come as close to my vag as you can - totally freaks me out
Scratching my vaginal opening with your nail or rough hands with hangnails
Pressing so hard on my clit with your tongue or fingers that you bruise it underneath - i like it gentle
Giving hickies!
Complaining I haven't come yet when you've been licking for 60 seconds max consecutively and keep stopping and starting and stopping etc.
Asking awkward questions: "How many dicks have you seen this week? (!!!)" "How come you're so tight with all the guys you've seen?" "Does your family know what you do?" "Do you have another job?" "Aren't you in school?" "What's your real name?" "Where do you live?" "Can't I see you at your home instead? It's cheaper".
Going way over time trying to prolong your session and delay getting dressed. After 10 minutes over it's pretty rude. Some guys have pushed for 30 minutes extra chatting/hanging out taking advantage without so much as a thank you or tip.
I don't generally experience guys that do all of these things now, but over the past 2 years I have. Shockingly some are still common - I.E. biting, pushing me around, soaking the bed not drying yourself off.
Thank you to the awesome gents who are a delight to see and don't do these things