clients and SPs, what are some of your pet peeves during sessions?

JunoxGrey

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Yes everyone needs to check to make sure the towels are clean... I ask the sp almost every time, and do a quick sniff test b4 the towel goes anywhere near Me.

some guys use towels to wipe their a$$cracks/holes dry... during asian incall sf2 once the provider was wiping me dry and was wiping me wayyyy to deep in a$$ crack/a$$hole area... gross. U would figure to dry off that area effectively people would use toilet paper....

I glared at the towel and put in on the bathroom floor bedside the toilet to make sure the same towel would not be used post session.
That is terrifying, I’m a huge germaphobe and I change EVERYTHING between clients. If I wouldn’t use it on myself I’m not expecting my client to use it? I do have a seperate towel I tell them is mine so use the neatly folded one of the counter. To add a minor pet peeve when clients use a brand new towel and them after request a new one? You used it to wipe your clean body! Hahaha
 

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Yes everyone needs to check to make sure the towels are clean... I ask the sp almost every time, and do a quick sniff test b4 the towel goes anywhere near Me.

some guys use towels to wipe their a$$cracks/holes dry... during asian incall sf2 once the provider was wiping me dry and was wiping me wayyyy to deep in a$$ crack/a$$hole area... gross. U would figure to dry off that area effectively people would use toilet paper....

I glared at the towel and put in on the bathroom floor bedside the toilet to make sure the same towel would not be used post session.
You take a shower, you use a towel to dry your body, but use toilet paper to dry that area? What? I guess you don't clean well in the first place.
 

Samranchoi

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during asian incall sf2 once the provider was wiping me dry and was wiping me wayyyy to deep in a$$ crack/a$$hole area... gross. U would figure to dry off that area effectively people would use toilet paper....

I glared at the towel and put in on the bathroom floor bedside the toilet to make sure the same towel would not be used post session.
But it's ok for a guy to expect that same Asian women to rim him. Ah ha.

Reputable Asian agencies use fresh towels for each client. Never at ASB, MW, PG or BH69 have I ever been given a towel that was not clean. They may not be the best towels but at least they always have them and they have been clean. I have even been given a totally brand new towel after the second SF2
 

koreanjames

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I do the sniff test every time as I had a very close call bad experience with a “clean” towel at a reputable agency once. It was folded neatly and I would have imagined it was clean , but I did give it a smell test due to it being folded on top of the toilet seat which I thought was odd.... and thank god i did.

That is terrifying, I’m a huge germaphobe and I change EVERYTHING between clients. If I wouldn’t use it on myself I’m not expecting my client to use it? I do have a seperate towel I tell them is mine so use the neatly folded one of the counter. To add a minor pet peeve when clients use a brand new towel and them after request a new one? You used it to wipe your clean body! Hahaha

I mean you could be right lol. I don’t see anything really wrong to pat Down bumhole with toilet paper. It’s never felt right to me to stick a towel in my crack, and then wipe my face and top of my head with the towel after, and I hope theee is reasonable logic in that. Either way read story above.

You take a shower, you use a towel to dry your body, but use toilet paper to dry that area? What? I guess you don't clean well in the first place.

The towel was clean at the asian place ... just saying after it’s touched my crack area I am not going to use it to wipe my face , doesn’t matter if I just came out of shower.... so I made sure I left it on the floor beside the toilet

Reputable Asian agencies use fresh towels for each client. Never at ASB, MW, PG or BH69 have I ever been given a towel that was not clean. They may not be the best towels but at least they always have them and they have been clean. I have even been given a totally brand new towel after the second SF2
 

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I don’t see anything really wrong to pat Down bumhole with toilet paper.
I am sure if you use toilet paper to clean and pat down on your bumhole, you're going to leave some small fragments of the white tissue paper in there. This will look very untidy and gross. Many ladies have complained about this unsightly practice. Don't expect any rimming from the ladies if you do this.
 

Jessica S

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Asking for services I don’t offer during the session. Shit stains on sheets when Client gets up. Eww! You obviously did not take a proper shower. This was mentioned before, but smokers breath. Just use the mouthwash! Thankfully these pet peeves are few and far in between. Most of the Gents I see are awesome.
 

koreanjames

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I am sure if you use toilet paper to clean and pat down on your bumhole, you're going to leave some small fragments of the white tissue paper in there. This will look very untidy and gross. Many ladies have complained about this unsightly practice. Don't expect any rimming from the ladies if you do this.
LOL !! I don’t expect rimming period. I’ve also declined when I’ve been offered in real Life.
 

koreanjames

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$h!t stains for real?!??

Asking for services I don’t offer during the session. Shit stains on sheets when Client gets up. Eww! You obviously did not take a proper shower. This was mentioned before, but smokers breath. Just use the mouthwash! Thankfully these pet peeves are few and far in between. Most of the Gents I see are awesome.
 

sempel

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I mean you could be right lol. I don’t see anything really wrong to pat Down bumhole with toilet paper. It’s never felt right to me to stick a towel in my crack, and then wipe my face and top of my head with the towel after, and I hope theee is reasonable logic in that. Either way read story above.

The towel was clean at the asian place ... just saying after it’s touched my crack area I am not going to use it to wipe my face , doesn’t matter if I just came out of shower.... so I made sure I left it on the floor beside the toilet
I misunderstood the first comment you made - I was under the impression you simply refused to use a towel to dry your butt and always used toilet paper. Now I understand what you are saying and I'm in agreement. I personally have a smaller towel I use only for wiping private areas. If I am in a situation where I don't have the 2nd towel, I wipe those areas last and use a certain side of the towel and remember which area (use the little label as a marker). If I have to re-use the towel I fold it up a bit so I don't have to worry. There is something dirty about private parts (and I generally soap and rinse those areas twice, especially before seeing ladies) so I get your thinking.

I am sure if you use toilet paper to clean and pat down on your bumhole, you're going to leave some small fragments of the white tissue paper in there. This will look very untidy and gross. Many ladies have complained about this unsightly practice. Don't expect any rimming from the ladies if you do this.
I've been the victim of this with a lady or two - heck of a turn-off when going for DATY.
 

koreanjames

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Now I understand what you are saying and I'm in agreement. I personally have a smaller towel I use only for wiping private areas. If I am in a situation where I don't have the 2nd towel, I wipe those areas last and use a certain side of the towel and remember which area (use the little label as a marker). If I have to re-use the towel I fold it up a bit so I don't have to worry..
Damn, brilliant advice + thank you.

Re the idea of the toilet paper tidbits in Butt hole thing , I have never witnessed it on anyone .... besides With phones with 2 sided cameras out there in todays and age I’d figure one can easily do a quick post-drying phone check b4 jumping in bed
 

justfor

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Re the idea of the toilet paper tidbits in Butt hole thing , I have never witnessed it on anyone .... besides With phones with 2 sided cameras out there in todays and age I’d figure one can easily do a quick post-drying phone check b4 jumping in bed
Trust me on this, I have read quite a few complains from ladies regarding tiny paper shreds stuck in that area.

I personally have a smaller towel I use only for wiping private areas. If I am in a situation where I don't have the 2nd towel, I wipe those areas last and use a certain side of the towel and remember which area (use the little label as a marker). If I have to re-use the towel I fold it up a bit so I don't have to worry. There is something dirty about private parts (and I generally soap and rinse those areas twice, especially before seeing ladies) so I get your thinking.
I saw one of Dr. Oz's programs regarding towel use once. He recommended to mark the towel ends as "Head" and "Tail", and use accordingly.

Personally, I put on an exfoliating glove on one hand, rub some soap on a finger, clean that area thoroughly not just the surface but dipping a little farther in, then rinse or wash with high pressure sprays using a shower head, towel or blow dry that area, and you are good to go. I shower and do that about an hour before I see my ladies. A little investment in time, but the payback is amazing! ;)
 

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Asking for services I don’t offer during the session. Shit stains on sheets when Client gets up. Eww! You obviously did not take a proper shower. This was mentioned before, but smokers breath. Just use the mouthwash! Thankfully these pet peeves are few and far in between. Most of the Gents I see are awesome.
Jessica you're awesome as always and I remember you did post about the sheet-skid incident many moons ago...permanently scarred my brain lol....I remember pilfering towels off the housekeeping cart when i passed to be a real hero to the lady and guarantee a fresh one for me. I did once have a lady out of towels cuz some nitwit earlier used 4 towels - 2 prefestivities, 2 post....and burned through the ladies supply (She was pissed but thought she still had 1 clean one left but forgot she used it on herself)...so I had to do a floor search and found a cart and cleaning lady was present - so I lied and said I'm in room 314 and need another towel (note not same room number as my date lol)...I for one do not mind reusing the same towel I used prior for the post festivities shower...save the planet peeps! Lol
 

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I saw one of Dr. Oz's programs regarding towel use once. He recommended to mark the towel ends as "Head" and "Tail", and use accordingly.

Personally, I put on an exfoliating glove on one hand, rub some soap on a finger, clean that area thoroughly not just the surface but dipping a little farther in, then rinse or wash with high pressure sprays using a shower head, towel or blow dry that area, and you are good to go. I shower and do that about an hour before I see my ladies. A little investment in time, but the payback is amazing! ;)
The tip is a good one but unnecessary (at least for me). Plenty of medium sized towels (I use the hand towel size) so I my main towel is never used for that purpose. I also don't think I can mark the towel in any other situation where I don't own the towel, hence using the label as a marker.

I definitely agree and while I don't use an exfoliating glove I do try to ensure that all private areas are extremely clean. I average 5 min a start-of-session shower because I want to make sure everything is squeaky clean. That's why I do feel a little uneasy when I see an MPA shower at the end of the appointment and it's less than a minute. I understand they don't want to shower long every time but I do question the effectiveness of their cleaning. And just be careful about showering too much in advance (I figure you'll shower upon arrival too) in the sense that even 1 hour of time can be enough for "stuff" to develop so I would still make sure the shower at your appointment is equally thorough.

I will of course use this specific discussion to make a point aka rant. One of the good things about most MP's is that shower time is not included. Granted for a few guys this is cause for abuse as they will take long, drawn out showers, but most guys will be reasonable. Most places allot approximately 10 min for showering (5min on each end) and if a customer chooses to abuse this their appointment time is cut as the girl entering the room is when the clock starts - so she'll sit there waiting while the guy is using up his appointment time. Then you have SP's who (mostly) have the practice of including shower time - some don't so I thank those of you who do this. For those that do include shower time, there are going to be a bunch of guys who are likely to cut some corners when it comes to cleanliness because they don't want to waste time (literally) showering. Guys might be tempted to rush showers and avoid showering after, not that the latter is of much concern. But either way, it's a practice that encourages a negative behavior. Similarly, inadequate cleaning supplies (or worse, used soap) signals a lady really doesn't care much about cleanliness - if she did she'd put forth the effort and pay the miniscule amount to have proper supplies. When I see a bathroom with many clean towels, mouthwash, a variety of washes, and other cleaning supplies, I know the lady is serious about hygiene and cleanliness.

Just in case, some people will say people should then pay for extra time so they can shower. Really? At a rate of $300/hour which is $5/min, people should pay approx. $50 more for the privilege of having adequate shower time? I think many would be more inclined to shower in advance (or not at all and just claim they did). I figure some guys don't shower after for this very reason.

Just my $1.25.

All I know is MP's have no issue with it. I've seen a couple of low volume providers and there was no issue. One would think agencies are the only ones who would avoid this so they can pack in more appointments.

Jessica you're awesome as always and I remember you did post about the sheet-skid incident many moons ago...permanently scarred my brain lol....I remember pilfering towels off the housekeeping cart when i passed to be a real hero to the lady and guarantee a fresh one for me. I did once have a lady out of towels cuz some nitwit earlier used 4 towels - 2 prefestivities, 2 post....and burned through the ladies supply (She was pissed but thought she still had 1 clean one left but forgot she used it on herself)...so I had to do a floor search and found a cart and cleaning lady was present - so I lied and said I'm in room 314 and need another towel (note not same room number as my date lol)...I for one do not mind reusing the same towel I used prior for the post festivities shower...save the planet peeps! Lol
I can understand limited towels in hotels but even so, in most cases, I don't see why it's impossible for there to be 2 towels, 1 for before, 1 for after. I find this is 50/50 depending on the lady and the location - of course I've had one lady give me back my 1st towel when there was a pile of clean ones so I asked her for a clean one (rolling my eyes in the process).
 

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Avoids Eye Contact - Especially when they turn there head to the side

SPs that say they are too sore to continue - I usually see Sps at night which usually is the end of their shift and I get pissed off when they say they are too sore.

SPs that finish session early- I personally feel like it is theft and get extremely offended.

No clock at the incall - Hard to judge how much time left
 

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⬆ If Someone is so worried about “shower time” cutting into your session, that you can’t take the extra 65 seconds to adequately clean your nether regions to a spic and span state, well, they are beyond help.
 

Samranchoi

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I had no idea that you had to be a "genius" to figure out how to dry yourself off, lol. I guess that is why most guys here have to hobby
 

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i don't like when people speak badly about other people to me. I like getting to know people on my own terms. I've had both clients and providers tell me personal information and it's always made me extremely uncomfortable.

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Robert Mugabe

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Avoids Eye Contact - Especially when they turn there head to the side

SPs that say they are too sore to continue - I usually see Sps at night which usually is the end of their shift and I get pissed off when they say they are too sore.


SPs that finish session early- I personally feel like it is theft and get extremely offended.

No clock at the incall - Hard to judge how much time left
you sound like a real prince. hint. you probably don't have too much time left when they tell you they are too sore to continue
 

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In some of my latest trysts I am not getting a warm greeting at the door. No hug/kiss, no small talk even. Just led to the shower and donation requested. Very cold and business-like.

Ladies who do this are starting sessions off on the wrong foot, at least for me.
 

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You take a shower, you use a towel to dry your body, but use toilet paper to dry that area? What? I guess you don't clean well in the first place.
BINGO!! That area — asshole and enclosing cheeks — should have been scrubbed with soap and hot water the very same way your armpits, belly button and very other part of you was scrubbed. If you got it clean, it won't dirty the towel. If you need toilet paper, get back in the shower and do it right.
 
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