clients and SPs, what are some of your pet peeves during sessions?

[ravencroft]

My pet peeves are pretty simple:

1) Tardiness without warning/explanation or cancellations without advance notice. I'm punctual to a fault, so when I book a specific time I don't want to be delayed by 10, 15, or 20+ minutes do to poor scheduling on the agency/lady's part or because some prior A-hole client couldn't work a watch. If they're late, they forego that portion of their time, not screw mine over.

2) Questionable hygiene - had a couple of particularly "fragrant" ladies and it always has me wonder if they scrubbed properly between/before sessions, or decided to power on through that time of the month. Had an MPA once that tried to discreetly hide the pad as she pulled down her panties, and while I'm not squeamish over the natural body processes, I would have booked someone else or seen her the following week.

3) Not checking what my boundaries are before attempting riskier activities - everyone has their limits/lines, and I've had one MPA that wasn't careful enough with her aim while bouncing on my lap and all of a sudden I had a "just the tip" BBFS situation and we were both freaked out afterward (but me more so). Luckily the tests came back negative (6 months for HIV and 3 weeks for more common STIs). Still, wasn't cool and was definitely stressful!

 

[yermama]

Once I had an agency incall, the SP wore a $1.00 Walmart t-shirt and had dirty feet. I ended up paying and GFO’ing in a flash. True story.

What agency, and why did you pay?

 

[RoxyBlack]

I don't like when people speak badly about other people to me. I like getting to know people on my own terms. I've had both clients and providers tell me personal information and it's always made me extremely uncomfortable.

 

[sexghoul]

Brilliant signature

Thank you! I do have my moments, rare but I do have them.

CRA

 

[koreanjames]

-1 ) bad bad smells
-2 ) getting lied to by the agency re first of the day appt, sometimes leading to #1

 

[Nesbot]

Too much lube
Fortunately most SPs I've seen haven't needed any, but there have been 2 who have immediately reached for lube and pretty much used as much as possible making any sensation impossible. No enjoyment out of that.

 

[godfazha]

Responding to texts. I understand if it's the beginning of the session if the SP needs to check in with the agency to confirm donation and comfort/safety level. Half way through the session doesn't seem right with me.

 

[Tashki]

I have experienced the following. Cum on the toilet seat, used condoms on the bed, waste basket or toilet, smoking,talking on the phone, stop sucking me to talk on the phone, stop sucking me to talk to the pimp in the bathroom, excessive talking, nose picking, bad breath, fish smell and ass smell, no show, dogs cold nose in my ass, stoned, pimp in other room, pimp in closet, pimp in bathroom, pimp looks in during sex, pimp says times up 20 minutes into an hour session, next customer at the door, deuce in the toilet, teeth dragging during head, dirty room, sticky sheets, no restrictions - pay - lots of restrictions, sp is always years older when you get there, finding a dick where there should be a pussy. I don't know why i do this.

Pimps are within the vicinity when you are banging an SP? Like they hide in the bathroom. or even the closet? That's so weird.

 

[Occasionally]

1. SPs who stink. Bad odours like she hadn't showered since yesterday. Bad breath, smells of smoke and weed, which means she hasn't brushed her teeth lately either. I do outcalls only and always wash up, and clean my place before she comes over. She can do the same.

2. SPs with zero personality/cold fish. You can at least pretend to have a good time and be cheery. Sitting there with a boring face and giving two word answers is not fun. I always try to be a nice gut to chat with, always have drinks ready and try to be a good host. I'll even help her take her coat off and hang it etc.... At least try to pleasant back. It's only an hours worth.

3. Agency pics. That shitty feeling when you open the door and..... "Fuck, I got burned with asshole photshopping". Open the door and she looks nothing like the pics. Always a black mark for the site. And some do it worse than others.

 

[Occasionally]

Pet peeve: When guys assume we don’t pay taxes :biggrin-new:

LOL.

I'd like to know one SP who pays full taxes on all the money she collects. Here's the answer.... zero.

No different than any job with cash pay outs (someone getting cash tips working at a restaurant or club). Nobody adds it all up on a daily basis and declares it all.

 

[Taph]

Oh, these made me realize how long I've been around the hobby. Very few of these are unfamiliar. My own biggest peeves are cleanliness--nothing more capable of shrinking the little man than the smell of stale ass. And totally mechanical personality. I get that this is a not a boyfriend/girlfriend situation, but I am at least in part paying for a fantasy. A few acting skills to at least make me feel welcome in the room would be appreciated.

 

[Photoboy]

1) Being called “Babe”
2) Excessive over the top moaning. I almost started to laugh once it was so crazy.
3) Smoke smell
4) Dirty room
5) SP talking about other clients or the size of their roster

 

[stiffbizkit]

1. having to wait in a hallway outside the door when im on time
2. wet bathroom floors
3. nasty looking nails. not expecting long polished nails or anything but at least have them look presentable. almost ended a session because i looked down and it felt like gollum was stroking my c*ck
4. secret charges once you are in the room
5. fake pics
6. bad hygiene especially when their ad says you MUST shower. why don't you follow your own advice?

 

[Occasionally]

1) Being called “Babe”
2) Excessive over the top moaning. I almost started to laugh once it was so crazy.
3) Smoke smell
4) Dirty room
5) SP talking about other clients or the size of their roster

2. Haha. One time I actually told the SP in a nice way "you don't have to fake it". She just smiled back and the over the top groaned stopped.

5. Or how about SPs badmouthing other SPs? lol. Since I do agencies only now, sometimes we'd discuss the roster where I might bring up I've seen someone else and such...... And that leads to the SP talking about other SPs. Some to see as they are cool, some to avoid. I guess many of these agencies have get togethers or parties here and there and they all meet each other, so sometimes the SP will say XXX is fucking crazy. Or that she met YYY during a drive (driver takes multiple SPs somewhere at once), and that she's a druggie etc....

Funny shit. But to be honest, if it sounds legit, I'll listen to her advice and book or avoid the other SPs she mentions.

 

[koreanjames]

2) Excessive over the top moaning. I almost started to laugh once it was so crazy

Lol reminds me of the time I came out of the shower and approached the SP... she said “hi” we started kissing and as I reached over to squeeze her tit she moaned at like -6db. I giggled and just told her to get on all 4s in bed.

 

[koreanjames]

6. bad hygiene especially when their ad says you MUST shower. why don't you follow your own advice?

Oh man one time when in bed chatting up with an SP in bed pre-action..... I couldn’t help but notice her breath... a few minutes into the conversation it hit me that it wasn’t her breath whatsoever, needless to say there was no daty or doggie that day. While upon finishing in mish... after post orgasm collapse you know how we all lie there buried in a ladies collarbone vicinity to recompose ourselves ... the whiff of insane armpit odor smacked me in the face. I sprung the hell alive instantly and hit the shower.

 

[Occasionally]

Oh man one time when in bed chatting up with an SP in bed pre-action..... I couldn’t help but notice her breath... a few minutes into the conversation it hit me that it wasn’t her breath whatsoever, needless to say there was no daty or doggie that day. While upon finishing in mish... after post orgasm collapse you know how we all lie there buried in a ladies collarbone vicinity to recompose ourselves ... the whiff of insane armpit odor smacked me in the face. I sprung the hell alive instantly and hit the shower.

And that can be a problem with anyone in the world. They are too lazy to wash, or don't use their brain. I don't care if you are used to your own stink and don't notice it, or if you have a nose issue and have no sense of smell. If you haven't showered or brushed your teeth for a while, you are going to smell. So wash up.

And if you just finished eating dinner, you are going to have food breath even if you can't tell yourself. So brush your teeth before the fun starts.

For me, I think strippers are worse. I've had my share of smelly SPs, but I'd say there sure seems to be more smelly strippers. It's amazing how they don't notice, or care. She's been bouncing around for hours, guys have been grabbing her and by the smell of it, it seems like she took a shit 20 minutes ago. And then add the usual weed breath which probably 50% of strippers do at the back door. Totally reeks, and she wonders why guys are only going to the back with her for 1 or 2 dances at a time tops. Or getting turned down outright do to weed breath.

 

[Theobservantone]

Oh man one time when in bed chatting up with an SP in bed pre-action..... I couldn’t help but notice her breath... a few minutes into the conversation it hit me that it wasn’t her breath whatsoever, needless to say there was no daty or doggie that day. While upon finishing in mish... after post orgasm collapse you know how we all lie there buried in a ladies collarbone vicinity to recompose ourselves ... the whiff of insane armpit odor smacked me in the face. I sprung the hell alive instantly and hit the shower.

lmfao :rofl:

 

[koreanjames]

And that can be a problem with anyone in the world. They are too lazy to wash, or don't use their brain.

Totally agreed ... just that you’d imagine based on the industry that they would be more careful, especially due to the mandated showers for clients. Happened to me at an mp as well, the odour In 69 position ... turned my head to the side and pretty much held my breath to completion

 

[LiveInTorontoPartyInMontreal]

When you know a popular SP books multiple back to backs and she uses baby wipes in lieu of a shower for the next client. You can tell, especially in non-summer months her whole skin is all sticky. YUCK.