Couple of the guys have complained about pets. I love the pets. I well remember Alex's cat brushing my hands as they dangled from her massage table.
clients and SPs, what are some of your pet peeves during sessions?
- Thread starter Kagakusha
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I see your shedding and raising you someone who trimmed the entirety of their man bits in the shower. I'm not talking "that's a hairy guy who sheds a lot as he scrubs", but more of a "that's a hairy guy who packed an electric razor with no shame to at least rinse my shower down". I can thankfully say this only happened once. Which is far too many times.
Biggest pet peeves:
-dealing with the security guards;
-moody SPs
-bad breath (I just leave her place. )
-independent hosting at their messy condos (I know I am there for the woman but seeing a messy condo can ruin the mood)
-SPs refuse to clean up the bed as they just recently completed a session with another client
-An EXTREMELY tired SP who accepts another booking(Yes it happened before) oNE TIME SHE told me if she could just give me a BJ instead as her last 2 clients worn her out. Hey I do not blame her but why did she agree to see me if she was exhausted. It is even more mind boggling that the rate was quite high.
-SPs do not reveal they have pets at their places
-SPs talk too much (I seriously love a great conversation but can we focus on the sex and have fun. When a SP talks 60 % of the allotted time, it just ruins everything. )
-no towel
-no soap
-again bad breath ( seriously that is a big no no!)
-SPs who smoke
-SPs who don't take a shower. It is bad enough that I could smell you while doing the doggie style position or DATY.
-SPs who check on their phones constantly during my session
However I am grateful for those wonderful SPs who smile beautifully and greet me well. I appreciate the efforts too despite if we click or not. Nevertheless I thank you.
-dealing with the security guards;
-moody SPs
-bad breath (I just leave her place. )
-independent hosting at their messy condos (I know I am there for the woman but seeing a messy condo can ruin the mood)
-SPs refuse to clean up the bed as they just recently completed a session with another client
-An EXTREMELY tired SP who accepts another booking(Yes it happened before) oNE TIME SHE told me if she could just give me a BJ instead as her last 2 clients worn her out. Hey I do not blame her but why did she agree to see me if she was exhausted. It is even more mind boggling that the rate was quite high.
-SPs do not reveal they have pets at their places
-SPs talk too much (I seriously love a great conversation but can we focus on the sex and have fun. When a SP talks 60 % of the allotted time, it just ruins everything. )
-no towel
-no soap
-again bad breath ( seriously that is a big no no!)
-SPs who smoke
-SPs who don't take a shower. It is bad enough that I could smell you while doing the doggie style position or DATY.
-SPs who check on their phones constantly during my session
However I am grateful for those wonderful SPs who smile beautifully and greet me well. I appreciate the efforts too despite if we click or not. Nevertheless I thank you.
LMAO This is hilarious! And very shocking. Who does this?! I have to wonder what is going through this person's mind when they pack a bag before coming to a date, and think "yes, I'll need to shave in a strangers bathroom, better bring the electric!" I'd be like, uuuh, no. This ain't no barbershop, do your personal grooming elsewhere.
For me, it drives me when my bathroom looks like a water fight occurred in there. I don't understand what is so difficult about keeping the shower in the shower. Or when people step right out of the shower soaking wet and stand on the bath mat while they dry off, leaving it dripping wet. Why? Is there a law against drying off while standing in the tub once the water is turned off?
This is just so bizarre to me...as an SP you should be stocked with lube and condoms. I want it slippery wet!!!
Check your phones yes, but do it before I get there or soon after. Once we get to the room, TURN THEM OFF until the deed is done and you are outside the room. I will do you the courtesy of turning mine off and not looking at it during the session. Please do me the same.
Someone constantly checking their phones would be irritating, no doubt. Or hearing it ring throughout naughty time. However, I wouldn't say OFF, as a phone that is powered down is useless in the case of an emergency. However, my personal practice is to put it on silent/vibrate and place it close by on a towel or the other bed (in hotels) so that if I do get 100 texts/tweets/DMs/emails/calls, no one needs to know except me when the session is over.
This isn't entirely related, but I'm gonna put it here anyway...I always answer my door with my phone in my hand. That phone stays in my hand until you get into the shower, or we have chatted a bit and I'm not getting any "I want to skin you and wear you as a coat" vibe. Only on one occasion did someone actually take my phone from my hands (not forcefully) and toss it on the bed. I was a little thrown off. Felt a little like a kid being scolded? Like having your phone at the dinner table. I mean...no one had started to dine yet!
Just putting it out there I think you'd be a great looking coat :croc:Someone constantly checking their phones would be irritating, no doubt. Or hearing it ring throughout naughty time. However, I wouldn't say OFF, as a phone that is powered down is useless in the case of an emergency. However, my personal practice is to put it on silent/vibrate and place it close by on a towel or the other bed (in hotels) so that if I do get 100 texts/tweets/DMs/emails/calls, no one needs to know except me when the session is over.
This isn't entirely related, but I'm gonna put it here anyway...I always answer my door with my phone in my hand. That phone stays in my hand until you get into the shower, or we have chatted a bit and I'm not getting any "I want to skin you and wear you as a coat" vibe. Only on one occasion did someone actually take my phone from my hands (not forcefully) and toss it on the bed. I was a little thrown off. Felt a little like a kid being scolded? Like having your phone at the dinner table. I mean...no one had started to dine yet!
Again, this is an example of why clients need to see things from the ladies POV....you may know you're a top bloke, kindhearted and respectful, but she doesn't know you from joe bloggs so of course she's gonna give you a once over before she gives the high sign to someone that she's OK w the client, and hence the companionship launch sequence has been activated. Its for her safety so appreciate that - takes a lot of courage to be in this line of work. So showing up to the door w a phone in hand is absolutely not a problem in the least....and what you describe daley is perfect manners, after all you're a business woman and so that is an essential item for your profession so carry smartly.Someone constantly checking their phones would be irritating, no doubt. Or hearing it ring throughout naughty time. However, I wouldn't say OFF, as a phone that is powered down is useless in the case of an emergency. However, my personal practice is to put it on silent/vibrate and place it close by on a towel or the other bed (in hotels) so that if I do get 100 texts/tweets/DMs/emails/calls, no one needs to know except me when the session is over.
This isn't entirely related, but I'm gonna put it here anyway...I always answer my door with my phone in my hand. That phone stays in my hand until you get into the shower, or we have chatted a bit and I'm not getting any "I want to skin you and wear you as a coat" vibe. Only on one occasion did someone actually take my phone from my hands (not forcefully) and toss it on the bed. I was a little thrown off. Felt a little like a kid being scolded? Like having your phone at the dinner table. I mean...no one had started to dine yet!
WTF?! That's hilarious as it is pathetic not to mention a waste of quality "Daley" time.
Sorry for the thread revival but a few came to mind
- ridiculous amounts of saliva during bbbj (when I got off the bed when the session ended there was a wet spot, which had NOTHINg to do with me
- SPs that wear the same work out fit time after time after time...
- ridiculous amounts of saliva during bbbj (when I got off the bed when the session ended there was a wet spot, which had NOTHINg to do with me
- SPs that wear the same work out fit time after time after time...
I'm pretty lucky in that I only have a couple minor annoyances to mention. Getting handed a couple baby wipes for clean up after as if to say "here, you take care of that" isn't a great finish to a session. Other than that one SP, I've been lucky that the rest of the ladies handled the clean up gracefully.
I'm really not a fan of the fake moans and orgasms either.
I'm really not a fan of the fake moans and orgasms either.
