I guess God changed his mind on those subjects; the President only follows His orders. And if you believe that...
Looking at the list of what BYU students are not allowed to do, (see post #2 of this thread), their idea of Heaven would be considered Hell by many of the members of THIS board, as well as a very large percentage of everyone else.
There was a man whose only goal in life was to serve God for all eternity. When the man died, he found himself standing on a cloud. A figure approached him, increasing in size as He got closer. Finally, God, ten times the size of the man, stood in front of the man and said "Your seat is number 15, row 398, section 1,094. Grab your oar, my boat leaves in five minutes".