There is nothing more I would love than to clinch at Camden Yards. I absolutely hate the Oreos. And not just recent events. I have hated that team, many of its players, theirs fans, the city, their stupid logo, their managers....all of it.
Some of it is justified, some of it is irrational. It doesn't matter. I hate there guts and want to see the Jays dancing and jumping for joy on their mound as they sit slumped in the dugout, dejected, beaten and secure in the knowledge they are going home in a few days.
And if it should come to pass that Jose Bautista gets the game winning hit off of that motherfucker O'Day I will dance a jig on my front lawn on a printed sheet containing their smug logo before burning it as a sacrifice to the God's of Baseball.
Some of it is justified, some of it is irrational. It doesn't matter. I hate there guts and want to see the Jays dancing and jumping for joy on their mound as they sit slumped in the dugout, dejected, beaten and secure in the knowledge they are going home in a few days.
And if it should come to pass that Jose Bautista gets the game winning hit off of that motherfucker O'Day I will dance a jig on my front lawn on a printed sheet containing their smug logo before burning it as a sacrifice to the God's of Baseball.