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    Washed my phone!

    I jut put my iPhone through the laundry. What do I do now? HAven't tried to turn it back on yet. Should I use rice (does that even work?) or just wait 24 hours and try, or maybe oven on low heat? Or maybe I just have to buy a new one...
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    Man loses his nuts

    What the hell? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html
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    Coming soon to a spa near you?

    This is a little spooky - sci-fi isn't about the future any more! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2946103/FAULTY-towers-Japan-opens-hotel-multi-lingual-ROBOTS-welcome-guests-carry-bags-clean-room.html
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    Filed under 'careful what you wish for'

    Holy cow! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2950409/World-s-penis-REDUCTION-surgery-Teenager-requested-op-genitals-grew-large-stopped-having-sex.html
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    Condom Pants

    Who comes up with this stuff - perfect for the paranoid ones among you! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2782257/Would-wear-condom-PANTS-New-scrotal-shield-covers-entire-genital-area-developed-safer-sex.html
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    Uh oh - The app that lets you see EVERYTHING your partner does on their phone

    Worried you're being cheated on? The app that lets you see EVERYTHING your partner does on their phone Allows partners to track text messages, contacts, call history, GPS locations and Facebook messages in real time Once installed on both phones, it can show virtually everything a user does...
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    They call this art?

    Seriously? "Milo Moire is a German artist who has an unconventional way of painting—instead of using a paintbrush, she literally gives birth to her artwork by pushing paint-filled eggs out from her vagina. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wKFZOIv5sS0 Apparently the...
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    Corny Pickup Lines

    "Can I give you an Australian kiss?" "What's that?" "It's like a French kiss, but down-under"
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    The girl with no vagina

    Jacqui Beck, 19, has MRKH, an rare syndrome which affects the reproductive system - meaning she has no womb, cervix or vaginal opening. She was only diagnosed after she went to her GP about back pain - and mentioned in passing that she hadn't started her periods. Tests revealed her condition...
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    Canadian Border Guard Bully

    Can't believe that this guy is actually supposed to be training agents to 'improve their demeanor when dealing with the public'! http://www.cbc.ca/thisisthat/blog/2013/10/11/canadian-border-guard-bullies-cbc-radio-host/
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    U.K. wants to censor internet porn

    http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/07/22/u-k-seeks-automatic-block-of-online-porn-users-would-have-to-opt-in/ Not quite sure how they plan on doing this - Cameron says "“If there are technical obstacles to acting on this, don’t just stand by and say nothing can be done; use your great brains to...
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    What does outer space smell like?

    The answer surprised me! http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-01/fyi-what-does-space-smell?dom=tw&src=SOC
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    New invention - condom applicator

    Condom Applicator Slingshot Gun, Shoots 'Rubber' Onto Penises http://designtaxi.com/news/356957/Condom-Applicator-Slingshot-Gun-Shoots-Rubber-Onto-Penises/ --- You won't find my dick anywhere close to that - looks more like some kind of medieval torture machine!
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    Annette Funicello, dead at 70

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    Tour of the Space Station

    This is actually pretty cool! http://www.wimp.com/orbitaltour/ The tour guide is even kind of hot, in a nerdy sort of way. Phyllis Diller would lover her hairdo - maybe it'll start a new fashion trend!
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    Seedy world of rural Nevada's legal brothels

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2267429/Photographer-captures-daily-life-inside-lonely-legal-brothels-rural-Nevada.html#ixzz2J1zNih2j 80% of the girls wouldn't even pass muster up here - but look at the prices!
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    AmI in the wrong?

    So, I've been going out with this girl for about 6 months. I've been separated from my ex for about 5 years (married 27 years) - we still talk, but rarely. My daughter lives out of town so I only see her a few times a year. She's 28. My girlfriend wanted me to spend Christmas Eve with her. No...
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    Human Rights and Escorting

    A number of escorts post restrictions on who they see - whether it be race, age or just size. I think most of us agree that it's their bodies so it's their call. But then there's the lesbian yahoo that wanted a mens haircut in a moslem barbershop - you know the story. With escorting becoming...
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    Wifi Sex Simulator

    This is just a little weird, isn't it? http://designtaxi.com/news/353690/For-Couples-In-Long-Distance-Relationships-A-Gadget-That-Simulates-Sex/
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    Facebook Fidelity

    If you're "in a relationship" are you allowed to poke friends of the opposite sex?
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