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I'm just as terrified by the prospect as you are. Let's hug.

It's a way to make computers understand what you're talking about. If you're chiming in on last night's Jays game, you add #Jays, #BlueJays, or #TorontoBlueJays to your message (no spaces allowed, that's why words are mushed together). For example, you would tweet: "What the hell was up with...

The point wasn't that you need to have a thousand followers for Twitter to be worthwhile. It's better than mass-email with even 10 followers/friends. Sure, some of your followers are bound to be bots, but the very act of clicking "Follow" indicates that your audience likes your feed and wants...

Scarier still, this isn't an isolated incident.

Sure, if you're using Twitter to stay up to date on strangers' eating habits, then it's pretty useless. But that's not the main reason why most people use it. It's actually a wonderful platform for broadcasting stuff - really cool things you've come across on the Intertubes, your newest article...

Long willies can be problematic for vaginal sex as well if they're long enough to hit her cervix. In any case, girth matters a lot more, because throwing a hotdog down a hallway pleases nobody.

Did you read the article? These restrictions are completely new. Fundamentalist religion is a lot more nuanced than its one-dimensional representation in popular culture. Although women were forced to cover their hair and generally treated as broodmares, they were always encouraged to educate...

Ahmadinejad is merely a puppet and a comparatively liberal one at that. The reins of power belong to this guy, secured by overwhelming support from the powerful Revolutionary Guard. The poor citizenry have twice tried to overthrow their government over the past 5 years, but the government has...

Ain't theocracy grand?

Yeah, but one would need a bukkake to get all these goodies in filling portions. So ~V~, I'll fund your idea for 50% equity and a tenured position as Chief Ejaculating Officer. I'll deliver the meals with my kitchen team's special dessert, which customers can get right from tap (the bottled...

The delivery costs will jack your prices up. A lot. Delivering single portions to many different apartments scattered all over a large area with no discernible activity pattern is expensive.

A pair of skis and nothing else.

Dude, you're sitting on a goldmine. You can easily make this a pay-per-view event. Hell, give all of us Terbies ringside tickets - I'll bring the doritos and popcorn. Take her up on her offer, tongue-punch her fartbox with great justice, wait for her husband to find out, then get ready for...

Good point.

One step closer to a world of pervasive teledildonics.

Both then. Lego is indispensable. It does more for young minds than most books. Upgrade to Lego Mindstorms once the kid hits 5 and (s)he'll be a goddamn genius.

Lego.

I bet she has no difficulty getting wet.

If a religious man kills his wife for infidelity because he can't handle the fact that she would find anybody else attractive enough to fuck, that's a crime of passion. If he kills his wife because that's what his holy book commands him to do in that case, it's a murder - and he's surely loony...

No, because motives matter. If they didn't, all murders would be prosecuted as murders. Attempting to draw false equivalences between cultural groups doesn't negate the fact that women were killed because they dishonoured the family and the patriarchs had to "save face" in front of their ethnic...