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I don’t have COVID. Mom makes me wear a mask, stay 6 feet away from people and rub hand sanitizer on her vast skin-ness - while carefully avoiding the cankers. I have to use a Q-tip, but my dexterity is improving. Hope you are all well.

How dare TERB accept advertising money from an industry famous for fucking people for money. Just kidding Ms. Advocacy. Please don’t sue me.

Psst. Hey... Not to be rude, but if I wanted to read the news, I would go to cbc.ca. Do you have any porn you can share?

Speaking of pics...

That's all, really. I really need to invest in some blinds or curtains or some such.

*waves hand* This isn't the deleted threads repository you're looking for.

A profound feeling of regret.

Do us all a favour, can you give lenny2 a ride?

What the hell? He owed me a coffee!

Good luck Marla!

That's her.

It's my real name.

No show with you, Jena? That's insane. And their loss.

I had to give Fred a bj for my blue-ness. It was sooo worth it.

Zing!

I've been getting it since the pre-Christmas hack thingee. I hate it. It should be fixed.

I agree with the guy above who watches me masturbate... I have a 10+ year old laptop that I have installed Ubuntu on, and it works marvy.

When you have a Ferrari in your driveway, do you look longingly at the Chevy Cavalier driving by?

Fred: I had to complete the most difficult captcha that I've ever had to do to get on here. It looked like what Woodstock said in the Charlie Brown comics - only a bit more like words. I think the word was "rutabega", but to be honest I just guessed. Is this going to be the norm?