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Many years ago a friend of mine said he considered every woman he met a virgin. When I was younger, I assumed he was being an arrogant jack ass, that women had not been fucked until he got to hem. As I got older I realized that what he was saying was that the past was in the past, and had no...

Sounds like fun. Will do my best to be there

Why do all the "friend" listings have the identical "available for"? And why are the women suspiciously like escorts ads?

Traffic reports and the John Tory Drive home.

In Barrie and other Ontario municipalities, the driver must have a municipal licence. The chance of being arrested is slim to none. Getting legal advice on here is like going to the police station to ask about a cavity in your molar. Most drives are $25 or $30 PER CALL, not one way. Drivers on...

pot kettle black

do the vet thing

Love TCM. Hate how AMC butchers movies and adds so much commercial time.

I drove for 4 years without a front plate until I was finally pulled over for not having a front plate. Had to turn in the old rear plate and get a new set. But I made the girl go through the pile until she came to a number I liked!

If there was more talk about mothers milk, this would be a more mooving thread. As it is, it is udderly silly.

You obviously don't remember being 14. The Summer of 42 has a great scene where the kid is trying to buy condoms.

When she starts dropping hints about how her mother would be just perfect for you, and she is recently single!

If it is making me hot and her nipples are not poking out, it is summer.

White tube top. Black Spandex pants. Walking the dog. God, how I love summer.

This was Harpo's third kick at the can. He proved that once again he simply does not have what it takes to be a real winner. He could not hammer a nail into the coffin of the Fiberal Party when they were crumbling due to the rats leaving the nest with the sponsership scandal, and he could not...

I have no doubt that someone will go ape for this story.

You know, when I visit a working girl, I go down on her because I like the look of her pussy up close. I like her taste. I want to lick her because I get pleasure from it, not because she gets off on it or she likes it. If she gets turned on, so much the better. But as long as I am paying I do...