How GOOD are you on DATY ??

[jeffphil]

Aviator, your concern for the greater good is much appreciated; I am thinking that your advice will brighten the lives of many

 

[RayFinkel]

If it tastes like chicken keep lickin'

If it smells like trout get the Fuck out!

 

[MuffinMuncher]

If it tastes like chicken keep lickin'
If it smells like trout get the Fuck out!

If it tastes like fish, what a dish!
If it tastes like cologne, leave it alone.

 

[herames]

If it tastes like chicken keep lickin'

If it smells like trout get the Fuck out!

What!?!? ...No Sushi for you? there is something somthing you can sprinkle on it to keep a humming....Tartar sauce...Seafood sauce...Peanut butter even!?

 

[basketcase]

What!?!? ...No Sushi for you? there is something somthing you can sprinkle on it to keep a humming....Tartar sauce...Seafood sauce...Peanut butter even!?

What, no wasabi?

 

[herames]

What, no wasabi?

its a Timex... takes a Licking ...keeps on ticking...? are they possibly ticklish down there from time to time!?

I think looking back at this thread...think its very very important to have very well trimmed /manicured finger nails...if you going to go a probing with you fingers

 

[shakenbake]

oh my....can i bring an umbrella....ella ella ella

Only if you promise to cum in torrents.

 

[CountryComfort]

i'm afraid the romance has gone out of this thread; the original intent was to improve quality of life

 

[steel24]

i'm afraid the romance has gone out of this thread; the original intent was to improve quality of life

my life is significantly better because of this thread.

 

[elmo]

I used to be really into daty and pretty good at it, but not so much lately, I now tend to shy away from it. I have been seeing alot of BBW's lately and the fat on their thighs makes it real difficult to hear the TV.

That's not fat, they're just big boned...

 

[Dewalt]

The trick is to be so bad at it that the girl never asks you to do it ever again. Then you bring in another girl and tell the first one "______ here is so much better than I am !" and then enjoy the show.

 

[TheDuckGod]

You know, when I visit a working girl, I go down on her because I like the look of her pussy up close. I like her taste. I want to lick her because I get pleasure from it, not because she gets off on it or she likes it.

If she gets turned on, so much the better. But as long as I am paying I do it for me.