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    Fuck, I'm in a rut...

    Well you could always join the fight in Ukraine
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    Fuck, I'm in a rut...

    Who is blaming prostitutes? You need a fucking shrink, Jesus. Clearly, it's the wife's fault in this family dynamic. Bag of hammers batshit crazy,,,,,Just WOW OHHHHH shit, I just figured your insane comments out,,,, "YOU'RE THE HUSBAND" Bwahahahah,, sorry brah. MD
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    Since when the PSE included BBFS?

    OMG, I wear a condom just to take a piss, it's a little messy but I haven't gotten pregnant yet, since I started using birth control pills as suppositories I can't even talk about pregnancy.
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    Most bizarre porn scenarios (not acts) you've seen

    The most bizarre most disgusting scenes I have watched came from 20 yrs of looking for more and more extreme porn and when I found the scene that brought it all together I spent several months and a small fortune making that scene a reality several times over with two ladies up at my cottage for...
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    Fuck, I'm in a rut...

    So you are fucking prostitutes behind your wife's back and your kids fucked up, makes sense.
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    Canadian Great...Bruce Cockburn

    This is the kind of thing you post when you are drunk and your mom has gone to bed and the basement is all yours.
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    Burner phone - E-sim or use a carrier?

    The best safest thing to do is stand in front of a hotel with your cock out and eventually you will get a shout from one of the balconies
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    Are you a handyman?

    I had a Ford F150 End of conversation.
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    Is there a need for a cooking GFE experience - I'm talking about like coming in & cooking for someone LOL

    I like it the other way around, I like a woman to come for an incall and I spoil her with a full four or five-course dinner with a quality wine and the shenanigans to follow afterward which could be while watching a movie on a proper home theater featuring a gigantic cushy couch and dimly lit...
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    Fuck Youtube Commercials

    I just realized I curse all YouTube ads however when I watch porn I put up with it 64×64 png 🍆
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    CARROT CAKE WTF

    I am interested to know where if anywhere there is a dessert, or pastry place that consistently makes the best carrot cake you have ever eaten. To answer that adequately you would have to have had enough bad carrot cake experiences to know what good or great carrot cake is. So if the carrot cake...
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    Do you ask before performing dato on the provider?

    No first comes the sniff test , if she fails that what's the point of your question?
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    Whats going on with the prices of Rolex Watches

    My Graff Diamonds Hallucination is going up for private auction in November, with the proceeds I will buy a few thousand Rolexes to give to the homeless.
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    Whats going on with the prices of Rolex Watches

    So you are buying a $ 17,500 watch? considering your spelling you better have your mom go with you.
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    Does one hour get 2 get two pops?

    I typically blow my load 32 times per hour with or without an escort.
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    Book Reading Thread!

    Thomas Sowell, Controversial Essays Black Rednecks and White Liberals
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    What other cities beat toronto for hobbying ?

    I would have to say St Petersburg, as a repeat offender I have some stellar besties there that love my Canadian-ness. Last couple of years not so much. Frankfurt has some knockout talent to be sure but for super nasty down and dirty it's St Petersburg for me.
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    Anybody Like Classical Music?

    I brought a few hours of Ravi Shankar Sitar with me to an extended date with Madelyn Fabray
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