Most bizarre porn scenarios (not acts) you've seen

[SchlongConery]

I'd like to see one where some Indian or Nigerian call center scammer gets seduced by some phone sex hottie over the phone who happens to be in town. Then turns out she is a domme and ties him up and flails his ass, CBT, bitch slaps him...then for the Big O, sticks a ROGERS cellphone up his ass! Keeps calling him every half hour after he is allowed to leave.


Whew, that was hot.

 

[justplainbob]

if I remember correctly he was completely bald...

Going in or coming out?

 

[moredale7]

When I tried Googling this, most responses I read were about explicit bizarre (mostly gross) sexual acts, but here I want to know about some bizarre situations, scenarios, storylines perhaps that you've seen. For example, I just saw one about a guy who can magically stop time (during the pause in time, you can imagine what he does), which I found an intriguing concept. Another, some guys go into a public washroom to pee, and instead they see heads sticking out, so instead of peeing that got some BBBJCIM and then walked out talking to each other like it was a normal trip to the washroom. Some other bizarre scenarios you've seen, ideally with links to the scene?

The most bizarre most disgusting scenes I have watched came from 20 yrs of looking for more and more extreme porn and when I found the scene that brought it all together I spent several months and a small fortune making that scene a reality several times over with two ladies up at my cottage for a weekend of heart-stopping high risk pure filth. It was after that I retired, for now. Actually, they texted me on Tuesday.