Fuck, I'm in a rut...

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Had the weekend pretty much to myself... Thought I see two SPs on Saturday and another on Sunday... Ended up helping my parents with stuff and fixing shit my kids fucked up. I also cut my grass and transplanted vegetable seedlings while looking after a sourdough starter (I'm trying new things). I'm near halfway into the year and I've had sex three times. Twice with my wife, but the last time was only minutes as my kids ruined it.

Fuck me.
1. Take a cold shower
2. I need to take a cold shower because this thread is so depressing.

3. Besides menopause, I believe some people are just pure NPC. (Non Player Character) I know a woman to me is super healthy, but sleeps in a different bedroom than the husband. An evil narcissist wants to control everything she only puts out on his birthday.

It is said that men want that intimacy connection, I guess it means both parties nude. People are weird.

Smart sending the kids out for tea.
 

Insidious Von

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You guys are lucky, my libido has deserted me. I've been following the protocol to the letter, hopefully my oncologist tells me I'm in remission when I see her in July. At this time a sourdough starter sounds stimulating, I put a mirror over mine.

Hopefully after my next assesment, I can look for a karaoke bar that has this song.

 
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curvluvr

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Had the weekend pretty much to myself... Thought I see two SPs on Saturday and another on Sunday... Ended up helping my parents with stuff and fixing shit my kids fucked up. I also cut my grass and transplanted vegetable seedlings while looking after a sourdough starter (I'm trying new things). I'm near halfway into the year and I've had sex three times. Twice with my wife, but the last time was only minutes as my kids ruined it.

Fuck me.
Looking at it another way, you've got a busy family life, helping parents and kids, a home and garden to tend to, and are trying new things in the kitchen. If that keeps you so busy that you can't hobby on the weekend, I'd consider that a pretty good weekend.
I see opportunities for hobbying as just that... opportunities. If the opportunity arises, great. If there's no opportunity this weekend, there will always be another opportunity, and you'll enjoy it when it comes.
I get that you've got blue balls. But it's actually a good thing that life gets in the way of the hobby.
 
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richaceg

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Can't have sex wife your wife and can't go out to have sex with a new partner.

So that is what being in hell is like? 😄
hey hey hey...I'm not complaining about my wife...she's offers a lot of acronyms......etc etc...but I understand she's not always in the mood...as I am too... just know a bunch of friends who's not even getting any... 😂 😂 😂
 

AlmaOttawaMA

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I hear this so much with my clients, I don't understand it. Before I got in this field I was married. We had a sex life. Probably 4/5 times a week. If we didn't have sex I'd think something was wrong. It never felt routine, never!
I bought him a sex swing for a Xmas present one year, I had a few sex toys I'd out shows on for him, we'd go to the sex store together and pick out/try new things. It was fun! Then I left him a few years into our marriage bc he drank and would turn into a dick. But when so er he was super nice.

My next relationship after that was for 7 years, this time he was Indian. He told me he rarely had sex with his wife after he got married and when he would do it with her she would just lay there staring at him. I was like wow that's weird! Who does that?! He said she would tell him to hurry up so she could go to bed. The sex stories he would tell me made me feel bad for him.
We had sex everyday for the entire relationship. It never felt like a job or monotonous. I enjoyed every minute!
 
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IM469

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It appears to be a lot worse in Japan. All those sexy Japanese MILF's are not getting any cock!

"A study in Japan has found that more than 68 per cent of marriages in the country are completely sexless or virtually devoid of a physical element, underlining the problems the government faces in reversing the nation's falling birth rate"
Sounds like a job for ...
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Canadian Men !
 

moredale7

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Had the weekend pretty much to myself... Thought I see two SPs on Saturday and another on Sunday... Ended up helping my parents with stuff and fixing shit my kids fucked up. I also cut my grass and transplanted vegetable seedlings while looking after a sourdough starter (I'm trying new things). I'm near halfway into the year and I've had sex three times. Twice with my wife, but the last time was only minutes as my kids ruined it.

Fuck me.
So you are fucking prostitutes behind your wife's back and your kids fucked up, makes sense.
 

Goodoer

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GTA & Thereabouts...
So you are fucking prostitutes behind your wife's back and your kids fucked up, makes sense.
My Conscience? Is that you? My issue is that I'm not getting to see prostitutes and that my kids are just being kids and 'Daddy' is taking care of shit to save the day while they all live their lives.

I think I'm doing the right thing... I'm taking care of my personal shit first while foregoing the sweet embrace of a warm pussy around my cock.
 

Terminator2000

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Dude there are people way worse off than you. My buddy who's married 15 years hasn't had sex with his wife since the 2nd week of January. Another friend maybe 1-2 times per year he gets head or intercourse from his wife. I've been trying to get him to hit up the MPA's but he chickens out last minute.
why wife(s) doesn't put out?
 

Terminator2000

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It appears to be a lot worse in Japan. All those sexy Japanese MILF's are not getting any cock!

"A study in Japan has found that more than 68 per cent of marriages in the country are completely sexless or virtually devoid of a physical element, underlining the problems the government faces in reversing the nation's falling birth rate"
why? because when people get married? its no fun anymore?
 

jalimon

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When I realized with my ex that there would no longer be sex between us I simply told her we would sell our house and she could take all the money on it to buy one for herself.

We had young kids back then.

With the money left, I bought myself a house close by and began to see my first SP. Hum my first hundred of sp haha

Now pretty much retired I must I do not regret a thing as I have fuck all kinds of girls of all kind of ethnicity. Along with many parties, orgies, gangbang, etc...

The problem with being in a couple is that what we like initially like between us becomes boring and what remains eventually annoys us.

If only we could simply have sex with who we want without the jealousy of the other...
 

goalie000

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Your place!!
Hmm, was married a long time, sex was almost non existent! Every couple weeks at best. Wife passed 2010, with a woman now who would fuck me every day but now I’m too old for that frequency!! Damn!!
 
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