Not a fan of the derpy girl for many reasons but now that she is over 18, and I have a fondness for girls with good cheeks...
Greta, can feel your sadness
The world is filled with madness
And everybody takes it out on you
And there's nothing you can do
But girl I want you to know
that I'm not one of those,
Because I don't care what they all say
I'd still have sex with you any day.
Any day
Greta, nobody really knows you
Yet, they all think they can judge you
Although I'm not a fan of your bullshit
The way they treat you girl, it makes me sick
Just know that I can hear your cries
And I still love to get between those thighs
Because I don't care what they all say
I'd still have sex with you any day.
Any day
And if you want to marry me
As long as you have to sign a pre-nup
I agree
'cause I don't care what they all say
No, I don't care what they all say
I'd still tap that ass any day
Although I'd prefer Kate Micucci or Lisa from BlackPink.
-Jon Lajoie adapted from "Song for Britney"