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Escortlover24

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What is considered attractive changes very quickly. It is no longer evolution, we’re being shaped and formed by our culture and media.
It’s happening to both sexes.
A hairy chest on a guy used to be sexy, a shaved head was only seen on movie villains, a moustache is only worn to be ironic now.
A toned muscular woman used to be a freak, a full bush was normal, freckles were avoided, glasses were rarely sexy. Getting a bigger ass is now desirable.
Ten years from now we’ll collectively have a different standard of beauty and many of us as individuals will as well. It isn’t evolutionary anymore.
There are still women with a full bush, I think women are realizing men will have sex with every women, so why change how she is. I can name a few escorts who have a bush like Blake of Discreet Dolls.
 

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There are still women with a full bush, I think women are realizing men will have sex with every women, so why change how she is. I can name a few escorts who have a bush like Blake of Discreet Dolls.
I grew up with full bush, remember when Playboy first allowed it to be shown.
When I saw my first bald pussy in the 80’s I was awestruck.
Both are now available, often fetishized now which shows we are easily influenced and molded.
 
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Escortlover24

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I take offense that a member called us pedophiles saying prepubescent women, which is any women with a B Cup to A cup, and put it up on twitter, look at the escorts I have seen and what the other user have seen, all legal age. Sorry some women like to put other women down when they are not getting as many clients like Lora of SFT, she is a B cup the members ideal escort https://www.sexyfriendstoronto.com/toronto-escorts/loraelite.
 

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TorontoShyGuy

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  • Look: Cute, pretty GND look, natural beauty (no makeup or cosmetic surgery)
  • Ethnicity: East Asian, Latina, White, Middle Eastern, Native, Mixed – lighter complexion
  • Personality: shy, innocent, friendly, easy-going, cute, eager to please
  • Age: 19-23
  • Body Type: Spinners (5’3”, 105lbs or less); naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); small bubble butt; perky, small nipples, A-cups Breast size is irrelevant to me, I like em all
  • Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip
  • GFE
You have similar taste to me, so I just edited your OP with my prefs
 

philandsararecordings

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I take offense that a member called us pedophiles saying prepubescent women, which is any women with a B Cup to A cup, and put it up on twitter, look at the escorts I have seen and what the other user have seen, all legal age. Sorry some women like to put other women down when they are not getting as many clients like Lora of SFT, she is a B cup the members ideal escort https://www.sexyfriendstoronto.com/toronto-escorts/loraelite.
Ya, it's body shaming - saying petite ladies aren't "real women". I actually found 2 unicorns that fit the bill, they're amazing, smart, sexy women. Thanks for the recommendations...
 

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Huge melons, tall, huge melons, black, round big booty..huge Melons. kissable pouty lips.........................did i say huge melons lol....that i can stare at ...fondle, kiss.lick and suck ...
 

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If I were a provider reading the original post, I'd be a little more than taken aback, LOL.

Hey, here's an idea: let's ask providers to describe the physical attributes of their ideal client. And then they can tell us and compare that to what typical clients are like!
 
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NotTheCatThatYouLike

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Hey, here's an idea: let's ask providers to describe the physical attributes of their ideal client. And then they can tell us and compare that to what typical clients are like!
99.99% chance you will get something like: respectful, good hygiene, kind etc. (some other general description of well-behaved man). It is like asking SP after a session, whether or not she liked you. Of course, she will say "YES", there is no other answer.
Unfortunately, I suspect a lot of the general public (not just this forum) will not fit an honest description of the physical attributes of most SPs lol.
 

philandsararecordings

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If I were a provider reading the original post, I'd be a little more than taken aback, LOL.

Hey, here's an idea: let's ask providers to describe the physical attributes of their ideal client. And then they can tell us and compare that to what typical clients are like!
I'm actually really interested too....what are all you other guys like? No offense, I've heard some unflattering things about you guys tbh...
 
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philandsararecordings

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I am curious what are some things you have heard?
Well, one girl's really doing it only out of necessity and seemed genuinely happy to see me when she opened the door. She said she doesn't get why I'm doing this, but a lot of other guys, she understands why they have to . The look on her face when she said that was like, "you wouldn't believe the kinda guys that come in here".

She seemed to like me...my buddy says, "they call it tricking for a reason" and she says stuff like that to everyone to make then feel good and come back. I really wonder what % of the flattery is just BS. I know from my dating history just how easy it is for me to get manipulated by pretty girls, and SPs are pros so I don't fully believe anything they say. I figure a lot of it is to just get repeat business. Who knows...

That girl says sometimes when she's with some clients, she just has to imagine she's somewhere else. She said she still puts on a nice face..I felt bad for her because it sounded like some guys were really nasty. This isn't that bad, but one old guy comes to see her, doesn't bang her or anything, just kinda hangs out with her in her underwear - she assumes his junk doesn't work. I actually think this would be the ideal client for a lot of girls.

I've only done this for a few months, but a lot of girls ask my age pretty early in the appointment. I don't know why, but I assume because I'm not that old and look younger than I am (?). It's happened around half of the time...maybe the same girls ask everyone but I just think it's kinda weird when they did.

I met another girl who had a negative review for poor service (no kissing, aloof, disinterested, rushed, etc...) She was super passionate with me - I don't care for DFK and she started doing it unsolicited - best sex I've ever had, hobbying or real life. I figure, there must be something with that TERB guy that wasn't too appealing.

Another girl got robbed - dude tried to rape her, she locked herself in the washroom until he left. Agency didn't do shit. I know she's telling the truth because she opened up to me about quite a few personal things.
 

philandsararecordings

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  • Look: Cute, pretty GND look, natural beauty (no makeup or cosmetic surgery)
  • Ethnicity: East Asian, Latina, White, Middle Eastern, Native, Mixed – lighter complexion
  • Personality: shy, innocent, friendly, easy-going, cute, eager to please
  • Age: 19-23
  • Body Type: Spinners (5’3”, 105lbs or less); naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); small bubble butt; perky, small nipples, A-cups Breast size is irrelevant to me, I like em all
  • Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip
  • GFE
You have similar taste to me, so I just edited your OP with my prefs
Any suggestions?
 

TorontoShyGuy

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these all look great, Angelique @ SFT and Summer @ DD especially 😍
 

NotADcotor

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If I were a provider reading the original post, I'd be a little more than taken aback, LOL.

Hey, here's an idea: let's ask providers to describe the physical attributes of their ideal client. And then they can tell us and compare that to what typical clients are like!
It's a perfectly cromulent thread idea but they are not exactly equivalent situations.

As escort is being paid for a job, things like not ending up in the hospital or a morgue or throwing up from dick cheese [as opposed to the musical genius of Richard Cheese], not being a weird ass freak etc would top the list. It would be nice if the guy was attractive and sexually gifted but it is far from realistic or even reasonable.
A john is paying for a service, is can be expected that he is in a position to be much more picky.
Also I'll worry more about being a soggoth if I was charging people to have coitus with Princess Sofia. However I'm the one paying.

It's like saying to someone who critques Jesus Price's goaltending for the Montreal Canadians with a "well I bet you arn't very good" No I'm not. I spent one inning in goal when I was a wee lad and got blanked. However I am not being paid 8 million or more a year to play goal so it's OK for me to suck.

Said it before but if I could get someone like this D list actress and musician come to my door I'd be beyond myself in joy joy feelings and at the same time my sadness would be embiggined that she would not be on the marriage market for a soggoth like moi.

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Hell even shut up and take my deposit and I am not a deposit dude.
 

Azria

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What are you looking for in an escort?
Anyone have similar tastes as me?
Any recommendations?

Ideal:
  • Look: Cute, pretty GND look, natural beauty (no makeup or cosmetic surgery)
  • Ethnicity: East Asian, Latina, White, Middle Eastern, Native, Mixed – lighter complexion
  • Personality: shy, innocent, friendly, easy-going, cute, eager to please
  • Age: 19-23
  • Body Type: Spinners (5’3”, 105lbs or less); naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); small bubble butt; perky, small nipples, A-cups
  • Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip
  • GFE
Undesirable
  • Look: fake supermodel (heavy makeup, botox, lip injections, plastic surgery)
  • Age: 33+
  • Body Type: Big, tall (5’8”+, 130lbs+), Curvy/PAWG (thicc ass and thighs, stomach, cellulite)
  • Personality: condescending, brash, rude, standoffish, high maintenance, too talkative at start of appointment
  • Extreme body art: body piercings (Nipples, navel, clit), Big Tatts
  • Boobs: Big (D+), enhanced, droopy, big nipples, not symmetrical
  • Unhygienic, pit hair, leg hair
Non-factors
  • Intelligence
  • Minor body art: Facial piercings, small tatts
  • Make-up, outfit, fashion style, fragrance
  • PSE, CIM, DATY, digits, Greek
  • Some bush/stubble
  • A little roast beef
Lmaoooooo at intelligence. 😂 I don’t know why that made me laugh so hard.
 

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Variety is the spice of life.
Ideal would be female, available on one hour notice and freshly showered.
 
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NotADcotor

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Lmaoooooo at intelligence. 😂 I don’t know why that made me laugh so hard.
It sounds bad not to care, but for an hour or 2, does it really matter much. As long as the girl isn't mind numbingly stupid, meh. I mean most of us are not there to share views on Marxist Feminist Dialetic and how it brings all the boys to the yard.

Also even in the normal world, intelligence is overrated. Being pleasant company, having interests even non intellectual ones, other things matter more. I'd rather hang with a sweet girl who loves to talk about cats than some Brainiac who goes on and on about heady topics I either know about or don't care about. Same for dues actually. An intellectual dude and I know a few isn't a downside but it really doesn't come up much. A dude on the other hand who is the other extreme, as stunned as me arse can be very annoying. However I've know a few dim bulbs who knew their limits.
 

philandsararecordings

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It sounds bad not to care, but for an hour or 2, does it really matter much. As long as the girl isn't mind numbingly stupid, meh.
I agree. Maybe some guys like being with a smart woman, it doesn't really matter to me. I'm not looking for a wife or business partner. If anything, it could be intimidating if she's too smart.
 
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