The Ideal Escort...

[philandsararecordings]

What are you looking for in an escort?
Anyone have similar tastes as me?
Any recommendations?

Ideal:

• Look: Cute, pretty GND look, natural beauty (no makeup or cosmetic surgery)
• Ethnicity: East Asian, Latina, White, Middle Eastern, Native, Mixed – lighter complexion
• Personality: shy, innocent, friendly, easy-going, cute, eager to please
• Age: 19-23
• Body Type: Spinners (5’3”, 105lbs or less); naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); small bubble butt; perky, small nipples, A-cups
• Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip
• GFE

Undesirable

• Look: fake supermodel (heavy makeup, botox, lip injections, plastic surgery)
• Age: 33+
• Body Type: Big, tall (5’8”+, 130lbs+), Curvy/PAWG (thicc ass and thighs, stomach, cellulite)
• Personality: condescending, brash, rude, standoffish, high maintenance, too talkative at start of appointment
• Extreme body art: body piercings (Nipples, navel, clit), Big Tatts
• Boobs: Big (D+), enhanced, droopy, big nipples, not symmetrical
• Unhygienic, pit hair, leg hair

Non-factors

• Intelligence
• Minor body art: Facial piercings, small tatts
• Make-up, outfit, fashion style, fragrance
• PSE, CIM, DATY, digits, Greek
• Some bush/stubble
• A little roast beef

 

[bazokajoe]

What are you looking for in an escort?
Anyone have similar tastes as me?
Any recommendations?

Ideal:

• Look: Cute, pretty GND look, natural beauty (no makeup or cosmetic surgery)
• Ethnicity: East Asian, Latina, White, Middle Eastern, Native, Mixed – lighter complexion
• Personality: innocent, friendly, easy-going, cute, eager to please
• Age: 19-23
• Body Type: Spinners (5’3”, 105lbs or less); naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); small bubble butt; perky, small nipples, A-cups
• Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip
• GFE

Undesirable

• Look: fake supermodel (heavy makeup, botox, lip injections, plastic surgery)
• Age: 33+
• Body Type: Big, tall (5’8”+, 130lbs+), Curvy/PAWG (thicc ass and thighs, stomach, cellulite)
• Personality: condescending, brash, rude, standoffish, high maintenance, too talkative at start of appointment
• Extreme body art: body piercings (Nipples, navel, clit), Big Tatts
• Boobs: Big (D+), enhanced, droopy, big nipples, not symmetrical
• Unhygienic, pit hair, leg hair

Non-factors

• Intelligence
• Minor body art: Facial piercings, small tatts
• Make-up, outfit, fashion style, fragrance
• PSE, CIM, DATY, digits, Greek
• Some bush/stubble
• A little roast beef

Mine would be somewhat similar to yours.
Ideal
Asian, Blasian, Hawaiian, white
Height is irrelevant to me.
Weight proportionate to height.
Chest handful is fine. Implants are fine if well done.
Shaved or trimmed
Sense of humour, general overall good personality
Little to no make up
Long hair(blonde or brunette)

Dislikes
Overweight or very skinny
No tattoos
Non smoker or drug user
excessive piercings
excessive plastic surgery( butt implants, lip injections, nose job)
Snobby attitude. Stand offish, high maintenance

Probably some things I have missed

 

[philandsararecordings]

Mine would be somewhat similar to yours.
Ideal
Asian, Blasian, Hawaiian, white
Height is irrelevant to me.
Weight proportionate to height.
Chest handful is fine. Implants are fine if well done.
Shaved or trimmed
Sense of humour, general overall good personality
Little to no make up
Long hair(blonde or brunette)

Dislikes
Overweight or very skinny
No tattoos
Non smoker or drug user
excessive piercings
excessive plastic surgery( butt implants, lip injections, nose job)
Snobby attitude. Stand offish, high maintenance

Probably some things I have missed

Dislike No tattoos?

 

[xmontrealer]

A clone of Scarlett HPL, now retired...

If you met her you'll know.

Perfection in face, natural body, intelligence, sense of humor, genuine responsiveness, ability to find out what you both want and need, great sexual curiosity and inventiveness, plus best girlfriend ever dfk!

 

[Tashki]

My ideal escort is also my ideal partner.

Has breast implants, BBL or ass implants, always like to get her nails done long and pointy, lip fillers , botox work done on her face.

It would be lovely if anybody can recommend me an SP with the above description incase I relapse.

 

[taya6ix]

Hmmm the ideal client.. .... ...

 

[philandsararecordings]

Hmmm the ideal client.. .... ...

Random dude that tips well?

 

[bazokajoe]

Dislike No tattoos?

Sorry.
Dislikes
tattoos
Not a fan of the ink

 

[oil&gas]

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Non-factors
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Is having to provide her personal details like your real name and Linkedin
account ID prior to 1st time visit a non-factor?

 

[Fun For All]

An escort that says “Hey that was great, you’re an awesome guy...here’s your money back and a couple hundred extra because of what a terrific experience that was...I’d like my husband to watch next time for pointers and would you like to meet my younger sister when she gets back from her vogue modelling shoot?”

 

[El che]

A clone of Scarlett HPL, now retired...

If you met her you'll know.

Perfection in face, natural body, intelligence, sense of humor, genuine responsiveness, ability to find out what you both want and need, great sexual curiosity and inventiveness, plus best girlfriend ever dfk!

God I miss her...

 

[Sonic Temple]

A clone of Scarlett HPL, now retired...

If you met her you'll know.

Perfection in face, natural body, intelligence, sense of humor, genuine responsiveness, ability to find out what you both want and need, great sexual curiosity and inventiveness, plus best girlfriend ever dfk!

Man if she ever comes back I will make sure to book a session - one that got away.

 

[Adam_hadam]

A lady who takes pride in her craft. She delivers the goods professionally yet always leaves something for the next appointment.

 

[poker]

 

[poker]

 

[curr3n_c1000]

We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic escort. The 6 Million Dollar Escort.

 

[philandsararecordings]

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geez, no thanks. you'd have to pay me.... even then, not sure if I could do the job.

 

[Ryan4life]

What are you looking for in an escort?
Anyone have similar tastes as me?
Any recommendations?

Ideal:

• Look: Cute, pretty GND look, natural beauty (no makeup or cosmetic surgery)
• Ethnicity: East Asian, Latina, White, Middle Eastern, Native, Mixed – lighter complexion
• Personality: shy, innocent, friendly, easy-going, cute, eager to please
• Age: 19-23
• Body Type: Spinners (5’3”, 105lbs or less); naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); small bubble butt; perky, small nipples, A-cups
• Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip
• GFE

Undesirable

• Look: fake supermodel (heavy makeup, botox, lip injections, plastic surgery)
• Age: 33+
• Body Type: Big, tall (5’8”+, 130lbs+), Curvy/PAWG (thicc ass and thighs, stomach, cellulite)
• Personality: condescending, brash, rude, standoffish, high maintenance, too talkative at start of appointment
• Extreme body art: body piercings (Nipples, navel, clit), Big Tatts
• Boobs: Big (D+), enhanced, droopy, big nipples, not symmetrical
• Unhygienic, pit hair, leg hair

Non-factors

• Intelligence
• Minor body art: Facial piercings, small tatts
• Make-up, outfit, fashion style, fragrance
• PSE, CIM, DATY, digits, Greek
• Some bush/stubble
• A little roast beef

Almost agree with everything:

Ideal:

• Look: Cute innocent fresh face, minimal make up
• Ethnicity: don't really have a preference but usually white or light skinned
• Personality: shy, innocent but turns into a dirty and slightly submissive slut once warmed up
• Age: 19-22
• Body Type: No tattoos, naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); 5'2 to 5'5 under 120lb, small bubble butt; feminine shoulders (hate broad shoulders), perky C or D cup with upturned nipples and slightly bigger than rib cage (

  https://imgur.com/A3rHZp4

  )
• Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip

 

[philandsararecordings]

Almost agree with everything:

Ideal:

• Look: Cute innocent fresh face, minimal make up
• Ethnicity: don't really have a preference but usually white or light skinned
• Personality: shy, innocent but turns into a dirty and slightly submissive slut once warmed up
• Age: 19-22
• Body Type: No tattoos, naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); 5'2 to 5'5 under 120lb, small bubble butt; feminine shoulders (hate broad shoulders), perky C or D cup with upturned nipples and slightly bigger than rib cage (

  https://imgur.com/A3rHZp4

  )
• Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip

Any suggestions? I'm writing a dump in the incall agency section in a couple weeks (got a couple more for to check off my list).

 

[Ryan4life]

Any suggestions? I'm writing a dump in the incall agency section in a couple weeks (got a couple more for to check off my list).

Zip Zero...girls like these are non existent these days since the pandemic started and were even hard to find pre-pandemic. Quality has gone way down and prices are going through the roof, the vast majority of girls working these days fall into your "Undesirable" category these days.

You would better off flying to SE Asia, Eastern Europe or South America. Will probably cost the same when you include flight and accommodations but the quality is way better.