The Ideal Escort...

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Almost agree with everything:

Ideal:
  • Look: Cute innocent fresh face, minimal make up
  • Ethnicity: don't really have a preference but usually white or light skinned
  • Personality: shy, innocent but turns into a dirty and slightly submissive slut once warmed up
  • Age: 19-22
  • Body Type: No tattoos, naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); 5'2 to 5'5 under 120lb, small bubble butt; feminine shoulders (hate broad shoulders), perky C or D cup with upturned nipples and slightly bigger than rib cage ( )
  • Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip
Any suggestions? I'm writing a dump in the incall agency section in a couple weeks (got a couple more for to check off my list).
 

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Any suggestions? I'm writing a dump in the incall agency section in a couple weeks (got a couple more for to check off my list).
Zip Zero...girls like these are non existent these days since the pandemic started and were even hard to find pre-pandemic. Quality has gone way down and prices are going through the roof, the vast majority of girls working these days fall into your "Undesirable" category these days.

You would better off flying to SE Asia, Eastern Europe or South America. Will probably cost the same when you include flight and accommodations but the quality is way better.
 

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What are you looking for in an escort?
Anyone have similar tastes as me?
Any recommendations?

Ideal:
  • Look: Cute, pretty GND look, natural beauty (no makeup or cosmetic surgery)
  • Ethnicity: East Asian, Latina, White, Middle Eastern, Native, Mixed – lighter complexion
  • Personality: shy, innocent, friendly, easy-going, cute, eager to please
  • Age: 19-23
  • Body Type: Spinners (5’3”, 105lbs or less); naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); small bubble butt; perky, small nipples, A-cups
  • Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip
  • GFE
Undesirable
  • Look: fake supermodel (heavy makeup, botox, lip injections, plastic surgery)
  • Age: 33+
  • Body Type: Big, tall (5’8”+, 130lbs+), Curvy/PAWG (thicc ass and thighs, stomach, cellulite)
  • Personality: condescending, brash, rude, standoffish, high maintenance, too talkative at start of appointment
  • Extreme body art: body piercings (Nipples, navel, clit), Big Tatts
  • Boobs: Big (D+), enhanced, droopy, big nipples, not symmetrical
  • Unhygienic, pit hair, leg hair
Non-factors
  • Intelligence
  • Minor body art: Facial piercings, small tatts
  • Make-up, outfit, fashion style, fragrance
  • PSE, CIM, DATY, digits, Greek
  • Some bush/stubble
  • A little roast beef
 

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What are you looking for in an escort?
Anyone have similar tastes as me?
Any recommendations?

Ideal:
  • Look: Cute, pretty GND look, natural beauty (no makeup or cosmetic surgery)
  • Ethnicity: East Asian, Latina, White, Middle Eastern, Native, Mixed – lighter complexion
  • Personality: shy, innocent, friendly, easy-going, cute, eager to please
  • Age: 19-23
  • Body Type: Spinners (5’3”, 105lbs or less); naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); small bubble butt; perky, small nipples, A-cups
  • Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip
  • GFE
Undesirable
  • Look: fake supermodel (heavy makeup, botox, lip injections, plastic surgery)
  • Age: 33+
  • Body Type: Big, tall (5’8”+, 130lbs+), Curvy/PAWG (thicc ass and thighs, stomach, cellulite)
  • Personality: condescending, brash, rude, standoffish, high maintenance, too talkative at start of appointment
  • Extreme body art: body piercings (Nipples, navel, clit), Big Tatts
  • Boobs: Big (D+), enhanced, droopy, big nipples, not symmetrical
  • Unhygienic, pit hair, leg hair
Non-factors
  • Intelligence
  • Minor body art: Facial piercings, small tatts
  • Make-up, outfit, fashion style, fragrance
  • PSE, CIM, DATY, digits, Greek
  • Some bush/stubble
  • A little roast beef
You have eliminated most of the escorts working.
 
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philandsararecordings

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The ideal escort would have been dakotah777. Unfortunately, she's taken herself out of contention because of tattoos, piercings, heavy makeup, and cosmetic work (lip injections). There has to be 1 other like her, but without all the bodywork.
 

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You have eliminated most of the clients searching.

Nah there are plenty of men thatlike girls that have tattoos, weight, unnatural hair colour, alternative, big breasts, natural vaginas, makeup etc.

Hate to break it to you not every man out there has a fantasy of fucking a young teenager but you do you bud lol.
 

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Interesting take on the unnatural hair colour aspects and also some men see women who have tattoos as women who make bad decisions or it’s proof on having their body tainted with.

“I’m a photographer of 34 years, I won’t waste my time on a female models covered in tattoos….. tattoos make a female look “dirty” like they need a bath, but it still can’t wash off…. Regardless of how much “progress’ society has made… men innately want a pure virtuous female, and nothing comes off less virtuous then a woman covered in tattoos…. at the very least she doesn’t mind lying around naked in a tattoo shop with any number of strangers tattooing her body…. the look they are left with is similar to “killroy was here” along with a dozen other so and so was here… personally one or 2 nice tats I like, but not for models… it dates the model, she certainly isn’t good for anything short of some kind of dark or gothic modeling….”
 

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1. This is highly offensive. I don't have fantasies of fucking a young teen. 19-23 is not a young teenager - it's an old teen to mid-20s.

2. Evolution has biologically engineered men to be sexually attracted to young women and/or young features (tight, smooth, firm, perky) because young women have fewer complications during childbirth. Other guys may disagree with me regarding the ideal ethnicity, skin complexion, height, curviness, hairstyle/hair color, make-up, tattoos, piercings, cosmetic surgery, fashion style, personality, intelligence level, other factors... However, we aren't engineered to be attracted to old women and/or old features (flabby/cellulite, haggard, greying, leathery, wrinkly, droopy tits, etc) for the reason I mentioned.


This is fact. I'm willing to put money on it.

If you really believe what you say, I'll put together a "Tight Young Spinner vs. Flabby Older PAWG" poll vs. you or anyone else for that matter. Loser sends winner $1000 of BTC.

We can come up with the poll question together so you don't say I rigged the wording. Even if I have a 10% handicap (if Young Spinners only get 60% of votes), it's still easy money for me.

No one will take the bet because you know full well that I'm right. If someone is dumb enough to take the bet, rest assured knowing I'll be pumping your $$$ back into the community.

Bro science doesn't lie.
You are sadly mistaken
Actually if you want to talk about science . How about history and what’s being portrayed in the media.

The beauty standard for women’s bodies for male gaze has changed over history over and over again, in the early 2000s while I grew up being anorexic was In women who actually were fit were seen as too fat and shamed on every magazine cover. Paris Hilton was an ideal body type.
BBLS and kardasian sized booties have been in the last few years or being being “thick”. When I grew up having a big booty wasn’t seen as a good thing. It was seen as having a fat ass and being too curvy.

Shapely hips in women are linked with fertility and overall health. As such, it makes sense evolutionarily speaking that studies across cultures have shown men typically find hourglass figures sexy. Men are driven by testosterone.
A women who is underweight for her age isn’t always seen as sexy to men. In some countries having weight equals wealth because you are able to afford to eat well.

I speak from experience. I started in this industry at 110 pounds. I was under weight. I prefer my clients now to then for many reasons I probably don’t have time to get into. Fact of the matter is grown ass man seeking a woman isn’t bothered by tiny flaws that make us a woman. Whether they are paying for it or not. It’s not normal to be bothered by any sign of aging or puberty or small imperfections when your a grown ass man fucking a woman legal age and to be so bothered by it, That’s just facts 💁🏻‍♀️
 

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2. Evolution has biologically engineered men to be sexually attracted to young women and/or young features (tight, smooth, firm, perky) because young women have fewer complications during childbirth. Other guys may disagree with me regarding the ideal ethnicity, skin complexion, height, curviness, hairstyle/hair color, make-up, tattoos, piercings, cosmetic surgery, fashion style, personality, intelligence level, other factors... However, we aren't engineered to be attracted to old women and/or old features (flabby/cellulite, haggard, greying, leathery, wrinkly, droopy tits, etc) for the reason I mentioned.


Bro science doesn't lie.
A woman's fertility does not decline at 24, a woman's best fertile years are from 18 - 29 years, then at age 35 a huge fertile decline happens and chromosome problems happen like down syndrome and severe autism. In Canada most women do not have their first child until 30, as woman are having children later and later, you would expect to see alot more people with down syndrome, though most Canadians have an abortion if they are pregnant with a down syndrome baby. You do not see escorts to have children with them, some want to stay childless forever. It is odd you mention about fertility and escorts, when there are popular childless escorts and mature escorts who are very popular. Members are very strange.
 

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A woman's fertility does not decline at 24, a woman's best fertile years are from 18 - 29 years, then at age 35 a huge fertile decline happens and chromosome problems happen like down syndrome and severe autism. In Canada most women do not have their first child until 30, as woman are having children later and later, you would expect to see alot more people with down syndrome, though most Canadians have an abortion if they are pregnant with a down syndrome baby. You do not see escorts to have children with them, some want to stay childless forever. It is odd you mention about fertility and escorts, when there are popular childless escorts and mature escorts who are very popular. Members are very strange.
I never said anything about a women not being fertile at a certain age. I’m speaking of the “science” and men’s psychology when it comes to women’s body and sexuality ..more so testosterone and the sexual drive. Also how could you possibly know which escort is childless or not ? Iol. But whatever That’s besides the point.
 
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I never said anything about a women not being fertile at a certain age. I’m speaking of the “science” and men’s psychology when it comes to women’s body and sexuality ..more so testosterone and the sexual drive. Also how could you possibly know which escort is childless or not ? Iol. But whatever That’s besides the point.
Some escorts post on twitter they never want kids, and do not have any.
 

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Combine the looks of Kate Micucci and her general awkwardness.
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With the openness and work ethic of CatherineofTog

And doesn't bother to charge me because I am so hot.

Someone who looks like Lauren Lapkus would be pretty good also

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What is considered attractive changes very quickly. It is no longer evolution, we’re being shaped and formed by our culture and media.
It’s happening to both sexes.
A hairy chest on a guy used to be sexy, a shaved head was only seen on movie villains, a moustache is only worn to be ironic now.
A toned muscular woman used to be a freak, a full bush was normal, freckles were avoided, glasses were rarely sexy. Getting a bigger ass is now desirable.
Ten years from now we’ll collectively have a different standard of beauty and many of us as individuals will as well. It isn’t evolutionary anymore.
 
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