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philandsararecordings

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What are you looking for in an escort?
Anyone have similar tastes as me?
Any recommendations?

Ideal:
  • Look: Cute, pretty GND look, natural beauty (no makeup or cosmetic surgery)
  • Ethnicity: East Asian, Latina, White, Middle Eastern, Native, Mixed – lighter complexion
  • Personality: shy, innocent, friendly, easy-going, cute, eager to please
  • Age: 19-23
  • Body Type: Spinners (5’3”, 105lbs or less); naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); small bubble butt; perky, small nipples, A-cups
  • Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip
  • GFE
Undesirable
  • Look: fake supermodel (heavy makeup, botox, lip injections, plastic surgery)
  • Age: 33+
  • Body Type: Big, tall (5’8”+, 130lbs+), Curvy/PAWG (thicc ass and thighs, stomach, cellulite)
  • Personality: condescending, brash, rude, standoffish, high maintenance, too talkative at start of appointment
  • Extreme body art: body piercings (Nipples, navel, clit), Big Tatts
  • Boobs: Big (D+), enhanced, droopy, big nipples, not symmetrical
  • Unhygienic, pit hair, leg hair
Non-factors
  • Intelligence
  • Minor body art: Facial piercings, small tatts
  • Make-up, outfit, fashion style, fragrance
  • PSE, CIM, DATY, digits, Greek
  • Some bush/stubble
  • A little roast beef
 
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bazokajoe

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philandsararecordings said:
What are you looking for in an escort?
Anyone have similar tastes as me?
Any recommendations?

Ideal:
  • Look: Cute, pretty GND look, natural beauty (no makeup or cosmetic surgery)
  • Ethnicity: East Asian, Latina, White, Middle Eastern, Native, Mixed – lighter complexion
  • Personality: innocent, friendly, easy-going, cute, eager to please
  • Age: 19-23
  • Body Type: Spinners (5’3”, 105lbs or less); naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); small bubble butt; perky, small nipples, A-cups
  • Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip
  • GFE
Undesirable
  • Look: fake supermodel (heavy makeup, botox, lip injections, plastic surgery)
  • Age: 33+
  • Body Type: Big, tall (5’8”+, 130lbs+), Curvy/PAWG (thicc ass and thighs, stomach, cellulite)
  • Personality: condescending, brash, rude, standoffish, high maintenance, too talkative at start of appointment
  • Extreme body art: body piercings (Nipples, navel, clit), Big Tatts
  • Boobs: Big (D+), enhanced, droopy, big nipples, not symmetrical
  • Unhygienic, pit hair, leg hair
Non-factors
  • Intelligence
  • Minor body art: Facial piercings, small tatts
  • Make-up, outfit, fashion style, fragrance
  • PSE, CIM, DATY, digits, Greek
  • Some bush/stubble
  • A little roast beef
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Mine would be somewhat similar to yours.
Ideal
Asian, Blasian, Hawaiian, white
Height is irrelevant to me.
Weight proportionate to height.
Chest handful is fine. Implants are fine if well done.
Shaved or trimmed
Sense of humour, general overall good personality
Little to no make up
Long hair(blonde or brunette)

Dislikes
Overweight or very skinny
No tattoos
Non smoker or drug user
excessive piercings
excessive plastic surgery( butt implants, lip injections, nose job)
Snobby attitude. Stand offish, high maintenance

Probably some things I have missed
 
philandsararecordings

philandsararecordings

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bazokajoe said:
Mine would be somewhat similar to yours.
Ideal
Asian, Blasian, Hawaiian, white
Height is irrelevant to me.
Weight proportionate to height.
Chest handful is fine. Implants are fine if well done.
Shaved or trimmed
Sense of humour, general overall good personality
Little to no make up
Long hair(blonde or brunette)

Dislikes
Overweight or very skinny
No tattoos
Non smoker or drug user
excessive piercings
excessive plastic surgery( butt implants, lip injections, nose job)
Snobby attitude. Stand offish, high maintenance

Probably some things I have missed
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Dislike No tattoos?
 
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A clone of Scarlett HPL, now retired...

If you met her you'll know.

Perfection in face, natural body, intelligence, sense of humor, genuine responsiveness, ability to find out what you both want and need, great sexual curiosity and inventiveness, plus best girlfriend ever dfk!
 
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My ideal escort is also my ideal partner.

Has breast implants, BBL or ass implants, always like to get her nails done long and pointy, lip fillers , botox work done on her face.

It would be lovely if anybody can recommend me an SP with the above description incase I relapse.
 
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An escort that says “Hey that was great, you’re an awesome guy...here’s your money back and a couple hundred extra because of what a terrific experience that was...I’d like my husband to watch next time for pointers and would you like to meet my younger sister when she gets back from her vogue modelling shoot?”
 
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xmontrealer said:
A clone of Scarlett HPL, now retired...

If you met her you'll know.

Perfection in face, natural body, intelligence, sense of humor, genuine responsiveness, ability to find out what you both want and need, great sexual curiosity and inventiveness, plus best girlfriend ever dfk!
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God I miss her... 😔
 
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xmontrealer said:
A clone of Scarlett HPL, now retired...

If you met her you'll know.

Perfection in face, natural body, intelligence, sense of humor, genuine responsiveness, ability to find out what you both want and need, great sexual curiosity and inventiveness, plus best girlfriend ever dfk!
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Man if she ever comes back I will make sure to book a session - one that got away.
 
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A lady who takes pride in her craft. She delivers the goods professionally yet always leaves something for the next appointment.
 
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philandsararecordings said:
What are you looking for in an escort?
Anyone have similar tastes as me?
Any recommendations?

Ideal:
  • Look: Cute, pretty GND look, natural beauty (no makeup or cosmetic surgery)
  • Ethnicity: East Asian, Latina, White, Middle Eastern, Native, Mixed – lighter complexion
  • Personality: shy, innocent, friendly, easy-going, cute, eager to please
  • Age: 19-23
  • Body Type: Spinners (5’3”, 105lbs or less); naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); small bubble butt; perky, small nipples, A-cups
  • Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip
  • GFE
Undesirable
  • Look: fake supermodel (heavy makeup, botox, lip injections, plastic surgery)
  • Age: 33+
  • Body Type: Big, tall (5’8”+, 130lbs+), Curvy/PAWG (thicc ass and thighs, stomach, cellulite)
  • Personality: condescending, brash, rude, standoffish, high maintenance, too talkative at start of appointment
  • Extreme body art: body piercings (Nipples, navel, clit), Big Tatts
  • Boobs: Big (D+), enhanced, droopy, big nipples, not symmetrical
  • Unhygienic, pit hair, leg hair
Non-factors
  • Intelligence
  • Minor body art: Facial piercings, small tatts
  • Make-up, outfit, fashion style, fragrance
  • PSE, CIM, DATY, digits, Greek
  • Some bush/stubble
  • A little roast beef
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Almost agree with everything:

Ideal:
  • Look: Cute innocent fresh face, minimal make up
  • Ethnicity: don't really have a preference but usually white or light skinned
  • Personality: shy, innocent but turns into a dirty and slightly submissive slut once warmed up
  • Age: 19-22
  • Body Type: No tattoos, naturally thin (not too lean/muscular); 5'2 to 5'5 under 120lb, small bubble butt; feminine shoulders (hate broad shoulders), perky C or D cup with upturned nipples and slightly bigger than rib cage (
    http://imgur.com/A3rHZp4
    )
  • Pussy: tight, no roast beef, pink muffin, shaven or racing strip
 
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