Old man turns on TV and watches James Brown performing throws up his cane and says - Turn that crap off, that's not music, he's no Perry Como!
Old man watches TV watches The Beatles performing on Ed Sullivan and says, turn off the crap, that's not music. Where's Benny Goodman?
Old man turns on the radio and hears Metalica for the first time and says, what the hell is this? This isn't music, The Beatles now that was music. Puts his teeth back in.
Old man turns on TV and sees a Run DMC video and says, what the hell is this. This isn't music. Leonard Cohen is real music.
Old man turns on TV and hears Lil Wayne and says, what the hell is this. Run DMC that's real music.
One day I'll be an old man and a new genre of music will come on and I'll probably say, "hip hop was real music, turn this crap on, and where's my nurse. I need to be changed!