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lefuzz

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I really enjoy nic cage but against my better instincts, I saw ADAPTATION. I could not believe how bad it was.

I may have to refrain from any more of his movies unless they are action oriented!

Even more bizarre was the direct to dvd release of Solaris with George Clooney! Was like that other stupid movie Momento. All backwards and these flashbacks with no point.
 

Speedo

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Can't remember the stars or the title, but I remember watching a terrible western that included the line, "Better pack yer shootin' iron. Ain't nothin'll make a man hear better than to plug up his ear with a .45."
 

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Slapshot 2. Unbelieveably bad. I would rather stick my fingers in a slow moving electric pencil sharpener (all ten, one at a time) than sit and watch that incredible booger of a movie.
 

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Speedo said:
Can't remember the stars or the title, but I remember watching a terrible western that included the line, "Better pack yer shootin' iron. Ain't nothin'll make a man hear better than to plug up his ear with a .45."
Could the title of this movie be called the quick and the dead? Starring Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman and Leonardo Di Caprio.
 

Zorba

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HowardHughes said:

Seriously though, has Ben Affleck actually made a good movie???
Not a big fan of his, but I did enjoy Dogma.

My worst of all time = Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Sorceror's Stone for Americans).

Brutal child acting... that red-headed kid was passable, but ugly as hell and difficult to look at.

Also, that CGI scene with the centaur crashing out of the forest was retro-80's-grade animation.

I wanted to gouge my eyes out.
 

bobistheowl

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Angel Aurora, there are disturbing right wing themes in Forrest Gump. Any idiot can succeed if he is obedient. The key to financial success is to obtain a monopoly through the failures of your competition, either by accident or design. If you do not conform, you will suffer the consequences. Nice special effects. Way too smug.
 

Cinema Face

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The Middle Kingdom
My all time worst stinkers are....

Survive - mid 70's based on a plane crash in the Andes where the survivors stayed alive by eating the dead bodies

Showgirls

A handmaiden's tale

Ballistic - with Lucy Lui and Antonio Banteras.

Millenium - with Kris Kristoferson and Cheryl Ladd

Armageddon

Purple Rain with Prince. (I hate Prince)

Godzilla

The Postman

Also included are: all the other movies mentioned in this thread with the exception of Waterworld. I thought it was reasonably entertaining. Not a masterpiece but not deserving to be on this list.
 

Goober Mcfly

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Glitter

The English Patient

From Dusk Till Dawn <-- Not a bad flick until the end. *retch*
 

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Northred said:
- Enough - first 2 minutes you'll have had enuff of J.Lo

...you actually went to see 'enough' in the theatres....



...shouldn't that movie been retitled...

'sleeping with the enemy part 2'
 

cooper

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bobistheowl said:
Angel Aurora, there are disturbing right wing themes in Forrest Gump. Any idiot can succeed if he is obedient. The key to financial success is to obtain a monopoly through the failures of your competition, either by accident or design. If you do not conform, you will suffer the consequences. Nice special effects. Way too smug.
Bob, we are a wee bit cynical aren't we?

Is it "Any idiot can succeed if he is obedient" or is it "Anyone can succeed with a LOT of ahrd work and a little luck"

Is it "The key to financial success is to obtain a monopoly throgh the failure sof your competition, eitehr by accident or design" or is it... "Follow your dreams with passion and perserverance" OR better yet ... "He who is true to a friend will reap bountiful rewards"

Is it "If you do not conform you will suffer the consequences" or is it "Those that lead a pure life, that are loyal to their friends and those they love, hard working will reap the rewards"

By the way I thought Forest Gump was a wonderful movie, one of my favorites. It was extraordinarily clever and different which is unusual for Hollywood when most of the movies are rahter "cookie cutter"

Recent really bad ones... IMHO

Punch Drunk Love

Adaptation
 

Berlin

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Johnny Mnemonic......... I almost walked out, stayed because the LF wanted to see sweet Keanu.

Part of that film was shot in T.O., I believe.
 

HowardHughes

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Yes, it was - I was almost accidently in it!!!!!!!
 

2sexxxy

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La ou le plaisir n'a pas de limite...
AI is the worst movie ever created

In second place is Muhholand dr.

P.S. I forgot about thin red line.
 
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