Where should I go for a pooning holiday?

[wazup]

I have three weeks after xmas, I've been to Thailand and like it, I know my way around, pooning is easy without worrying about police. Anyone have any other suggestions, has to be warm and easy to poon, I've read up on a lot of places, Cuba, DR etc., but there always seems to be issues with bringing the girl to your hotel and police.

I don't want to have to worry about that, I also have no language skills other than english, thought about rio but I believe I need a tourist visa. Any suggestions?

 

[S.C. Joe]

I would go back to Thailand then. I have to wounder after cost of plane ticket, hotel rooms, if U just be better off doing incalls and spas in Toronto.

 

[scouser1]

Amsterdam, EVERYONE speaks better English than most people in this country and the wide selection of hotties is mind boggling.

 

[Bif_Butkiss]

Amsterdam, EVERYONE speaks better English than most people in this country and the wide selection of hotties is mind boggling.

PLUS.... Just as a fore thought... Since it's legal in Amsterdam the girls there have better health regs. including regular checkups. Less likely to bring something nasty home.

 

[wazup]

Amsterdam, EVERYONE speaks better English than most people in this country and the wide selection of hotties is mind boggling.

Been there, meh, plus I want a place where all I need is shorts, has to be warm.

What about China, love Chinese women.

 

[LateComer]

My vote is Cartagena, Colombia - beautiful women, legal prostitution, historic city.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g297476-d307529-Reviews-Decameron_Cartagena-Cartagena.html

 

[onthebottom]

Toronto and Montreal are nice but the weather sucks this time of year....

OTB

 

[kojak]

Go to Rio. It's worth getting the tourist visa.

 

[whitewaterguy]

legal in costa rica as well

 

[wazup]

I don't have time for the visa for Brazil, any recommendations on where to stay in CR.

 

[TeasePlease]

TO probably has the safest hobbying

Thailand is a pooner's haven, but not clean and not hot (IMO)

Prague would be my choice for adventure pooning.

 

[Malibook]

Go to Angeles City in the Philippines.
The girls speak English and an all-night GFE is only around $40.
http://www.balibago.com/

 

[fuji]

Something to consider though:

It's going to cost you $100/night for a nice hotel, and your airfare's going to be $1500 or so. Let's say you'll spend $50/day on fun, add on some other typical expenses and we are talking about a $4000 vacation.

For that money you could visit two incalls a day in Toronto, every night for two weeks, for roughly the same overall price.

Do the math and see if it's really worth it.

 

[farang]

No-where close by holds a candle to Thailand, in pariticular Pattaya. It is very good value for the money I think, although the sheer sleeziness of the place can be overwhelming. There are some very sweet women to be had, but there are also so many bottom of the barrel foreigners.
Costa Rica is good but a bit pricy, it's way better if you speak Spanish. Hotels start at $50 a night and up. Short time can be 50, and up. There are lots of really hot latinas and I personally love the latina heat.
Maybe DR but I've never been.
I am also in the same boat, I will be leaving sometime mid Janualry and am debating between Cuba, Peru and Argentina, although I am curious about Philipines and Indonesia. I need some dental work done as well so would llike to combine mongering with affordable dental work. The thousands I can save on dentistry will be well spent on other things.

Best site for this kind of debate is ISG.

 

[gcostanza]

Costa Rica.

 

[Malibook]

Something to consider though:

It's going to cost you $100/night for a nice hotel, and your airfare's going to be $1500 or so. Let's say you'll spend $50/day on fun, add on some other typical expenses and we are talking about a $4000 vacation.

For that money you could visit two incalls a day in Toronto, every night for two weeks, for roughly the same overall price.

Do the math and see if it's really worth it.

If you want to compare apples to apples, an all-nighter here would cost you $1000+.
Plus there you can get a girl for multiple days and have her around the clock each day for the same price, compared to the thousands that an SP here would charge.

Plus I don't know anybody who can fuck all the time and there is no comparison here to the 100+ bars to party in.
You can have more fun for the price of a few cheap drinks than you will get for hundreds of dollars in a strip club VIP here.

http://www.asianadventures.info/A-Angeles-City-Newbie/Angeles-City-Part-1.htm
http://www.piatnight.com/forums/
http://fieldsavenue.info/directory.html

 

[bluesman]

I've always wanted to hit Argentina though...

Buenos Aires is great but make sure you get a hotel close to ricoleta. The only problem I had with BA was it seemed most of the girls work in brothels and the good ones did not open till later in the evening. To find daytime girls you have to hit the little boutique incalls and that can be intimidating if you do not speak spanish.

and if you go hit up the bar (normal place) called kilkenny's. Amazing pub/nightclub and the girls (95 percent civilian in this place) can be aggressive. I remember being with a buddy there one night and while he was chatting her up her gf comes to me and says "will your amigo just hurry up and ask her home, you canadians need to be more manly!!". Once i told him, three minutes later, he was out the door!!!

imo, ba way safer but with slightly less womam than rio.

btw, my argentinian friends swear that uruguay is the best place to hobby. Never been though.

 

[Art Mann]

Never had the pleasure, but this does sound like paradise:

http://www.oxygenretreat.com/

 

[GotGusto]

Amazing.

 

[JustSex]

Thailand is a pooner's haven, but not clean and not hot (IMO)

I beg to differ. I'm not sure where you may have hung your hat but in the quality of girls available, night spots and temperature - Thailand is HOT!

The danger that lurks in Thailand is that for guys who have never dated hot chicks before - they can loose sight of reality. For the cost of a typical business transaction 1 hour encounter with an SP here, you have an all day - all night encounter with a super hot girl giving you what can only be described as a super GFE experience. They will take care of you, never stop telling you that they really like you (a super sell 'love you long time) and never stop treating you like you are the only guy for them. Kept in perspective, this can be handy because they will bargain with the locals to get you the fair price instead of the tourist price and they are great company for trips, etc.

Sadly, for those who never had the experience of a hot chick beside them, they want to bring the girl home and send her money to 'go to school', pay for her parents operation, etc. Stay away from the trap - you'll have a ball.

If I may add one more suggestion - for Asian destinations - use an on line service such as www.asiatravel.com for hotel bookings as you can get good hotels in the heart of the tourist area for ~$30/ day that are not mentioned by the large NA agents because they can't make money.