where do you hide your porn?

tallmonster

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where do you hide your porn? I can't figure out the perfect spot, its only a couple of DVD's in an envelope, I put it in a case of a crapy computer.
 

Pope Benedict XVI

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tallmonster said:
where do you hide your porn? I can't figure out the perfect spot, its only a couple of DVD's in an envelope, I put it in a case of a crapy computer.
I just keep mine in the Papal vaults. Perhaps a safety deposit box would suit your needs.

Or else you could rent a garden plot and bury the envelope.
 

amber-jade

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tallmonster said:
where do you hide your porn? I can't figure out the perfect spot, its only a couple of DVD's in an envelope, I put it in a case of a crapy computer.

i try to, but can't seem to hide it...very well...
amber-jade always finds it....and watches it...:rolleyes:

justin


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Sexy Violet

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if there are kids in the house, they *will* find it! I got my first glance at porn by 'finding' my dad's stash!

My suggestion, live in a place where you don't have to hide your porn. Life will be so much happier that way. I am idealistic though. I understand that not many people are comfortable escaping their lives or parts of their lives that are holding themselves back.

oh crap. I guess I don't have a helpful answer. This kind of a life seems so far behind where I am right now, I can barely remember where I used to hide my vibrators etc.

good luck!
 

WhaWhaWha

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I Camoflauge it and place it in plain sight. In CD cases that noone would touch with a ten foot pole.
"The ABCs of Professional Bowling",
"Club Scrabble for Competitors",
"Lose Weight the Macarena Way",
"Saturday Night Live's best of 1986",
"Mike Bullard any Season",
"Ishtar" and
"Star Trek V",
 

basketcase

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Ishtar was a great movie.

You could try building a maxwell smart security tunnel.
 

frankcastle

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Burn the dvds onto blank disks and sell or toss the original disks and cases.

Then just stash them in a spool along with other non descript disks.
 

raven@mirage

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I don't really hide mine my is just lying around my apartment. sometimes I forget to put it away when guest come over who do not know I work in porn.

That and the vibrators
 

The Lurker

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Hahaha! Hide? Why? K No kids in the vacinity, but still. Got Windows XP MCE 2005 so store it on the HD... Still have to find Amber and other hotties to add to the collection though!?
 

The Lurker

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MinnieApple said:
only if your stupid enough to use them in your mouth when they are turned on.
Phew! Glad Minnie is not in Ott. Yikes she could drain bank accounts....
 

DshRipRock

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I store mine a USB drive that I also use to give Powerpoint presentations to future clients with....... lol
 
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