where do you hide your porn?

Radio_Shack

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I hide mine in my 1981 Radio Shack catalogue
 

Edifice

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Aren't you called The Source now? :p
 
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blackdog said:
In my mind...

You beat me to the punchline LMAO Personally porn hasn't even caught up to most of my kinky fantasies....

How about an external drive in a locked box and carry the key on necklace???
Seriously that is just rough to have to hide your porn, I mean I have like 80 gigs worth on puter and like a shitload of DVD's like at least a spool or two worth; and that's not including my personal collection ... I wouldn't even know where to hide such an extensive collection LOL

Going through someone's porn collection is like reading their journal, you have ask yourself "do you really want to know"???? I know a few ex's that couldn't get over what they found... one actually stumbled across a video tape of me and his bestfriend prior to "him and me" dating, I hated that prick and was laughing my ass off AT HIM, that taught him never to go through my "personal" belongings again!

And WhaWha I would have totally checked out Ishtar and Losing weight the marcarena way, I mean..... do not underestimate the power of boredom...
 

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Cute In A Kilt said:
Going through someone's porn collection is like reading their journal, you have ask yourself "do you really want to know"???? I know a few ex's that couldn't get over what they found... one actually stumbled across a video tape of me and his bestfriend prior to "him and me" dating, I hated that prick and was laughing my ass off AT HIM, that taught him never to go through my "personal" belongings again!
LMFAO. Can I go through your porn collection? Can I hide my porn under your kilt?
 

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Get a metal toolbox, and put a combination lock on it. Explain that it has rat poison in it. And that is why you keep it by the TV.
 

jbar

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copy it to the hard drive. encrypt and hide.
Sorry to ask you a novice question, but how do you encrypt and hide? I assume that no one would be able to access certain folders on the hard drive without a password (because of the encryption)...is that correct?

Thanks
 

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Ok I hide my porn too.
I have some of my very best pics on a picture sharing site, under an assumed name, in case my computer crashes.
I have my ordinary collection of pictures in a hidden folder on my computer, using Hide Folders shareware. That is also where I keep some other files, like phone nos for escorts.
An extra Yahoo account is handy for keeping a lot of this stuff in case of a computer crash. Just be sure to clean your history files after using it, if your SO is checking to see what your kids are doing, she might find your stuff.
Discs are a problem. The inside pocket of an old winter coat is a good place. Also underneath the bottom of the gym bag, in the workshop under the sandpaper, underneath the disc in a cd case of something boring, and like someone said, burn copies, label with fake names with a marker, and throw the originals and cases, or sell them. If you get a lot of discs tho, it really gets to be a problem. Oh well, its still better than vhs tapes.
I'm at the point where I have more than enough, can't find particular things if I want them, but still downloading. Why?
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t8rs

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oleman said:
I'm at the point where I have more than enough, can't find particular things if I want them, but still downloading. Why?
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LOL... A familiar refrain. I'll never be able to watch all the porn I've downloaded. Furthermore, I have trouble deleting stuff I have looked at, knowing I'll likely never look at it again.
 

zekestone

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I hide it on my system buried in a subfolder of a a hidden subfolder with a non descriptive name. Only need to hide it from the kids... the other 1/2 is okay with porn.

spatial_k said:
Hide it from who?
 

vretman

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Slip it on top of the furnace duct, if you're in a house.
Or stash it in the cold-air return.
You'd be amazed what you find in there when you move into a new house :)
 

lickrolaine

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have a safe,under lock and key,if the kids ever seen the way I photographed their mother,would not be good to say the least,lol.
 

basketcase

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I wallpaper my house with it. People only notice things if you acts suspiciously.
 

spatial_k

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I'm glad I don't have to hide my porn, although there's a lot of ideas in case I ever need to...
 

papasmerf

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I keep mine on the internet....simplifies things and fewer repeats
 
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