Whats your favorite stupid joke!

[icespot]

Three bats were in a cave thirsty for blood. Two bats went to look for blood, telling the other to stay back.

They flew out of the cave and returned after a long time without success.

The othe Bat then told them he would go. A short time later he returned, with blood dripping out of his mouth.

Excited, the other bats asks him "Where did you find so much blood??".

The bat says, "have you seen that tree that is left of the cave as soon as you fly out?".

"Yeah!", replied the other bats, excitedly.

"Well, I didn't".

 

[Harley]

I had to go to the doctor the other day. He wanted a stool sample, a urine sample and a blood sample. He said that the tests would take some time to complete. Bad weather was on it's way, so I was in a hurry to get home, so I left him my underwear and home I went.

 

[Drizzt]

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef Stroganoff

 

[Mr Deeds]

What is high in the middle and low on both sides ............... Ohio

 

[Drizzt]

What has green skin, 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?

A pool table

 

[Frankfooter]

What's brown and sticky.

a stick

 

[shack]

A person from a particular Canadian province goes into a pizza parlour and orders up a medium with his favourite toppings. 20 minutes later it is ready and the guy behind the counter asks if the customer would like it cut into 6 slices or 8. The customer says "You'd better cut it into 6. I don't think that I could eat 8."

 

[Bmin7b5]

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

 

[Drizzt]

How do you stop a clown from smiling?

Throw an axe at its face

 

[jcpro]

Two flies are dinning on a piece of shit. One says, ooh I have gas. Not while we eat, says the other.

 

[icespot]

I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger

Then it hit me!

 

[icespot]

A Family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says

"I hope the porn is disabled."

The guy at the desk replies

"It's just regular porn you sick fuck."

 

[giajolie]

"You can't put brains where there is none" oh wait that's not a joke. LOL

 

[malata]

 

[freebee_52]

Donald Trump

 

[y2kmark]

What do you call a four foot tall fortuneteller who just broke out of jail?

A small medium at large...

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

How do you get an Italian girl pregnant?


You cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

 

[Insidious Von]

Hamster, I actually laughed. Here's another...what is Italian surgery...removing a zit from a wop's ass.

Great cupcake joke.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Did you hear about the book they printed with blank pages?

It is the Book of Italian War heroes.

 

[Insidious Von]

What do you call an Italian astronaut?

A specimen.