Whats your favorite stupid joke!
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Thanks for proving a point folks.
SJWs, Italians don't need no stinking SJWs!
...and now a public service message from Frank Spadone.
SJWs, Italians don't need no stinking SJWs!
...and now a public service message from Frank Spadone.
That's funny, IV. My two Italian neighbours, on each side of my house, have been on workers compensation for years with back injuries. They still cut the their lawns and shovel their sidewalks. One of them does home renovation work and the other does brick and stone work. Faking bastards.
"Guys, It's been a long and hard day at work , it;s time to change underwear, Joe you change with Steve, Mike you change with Rob.....etc
Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?
Because they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!
Because they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!
Guy goes to doctor after feeling crook for 6 months, has a heap of tests, now returns for the results. Doctor goes over the results and says "i got good news and bad news." Guy says "give me the bad news first". The doctor says "OK...the tests show you have a terminal disease. You will likely be dead in 6 months." The guy is devastated. In agony, crying, doubled over. He composes himself, and says to the doctor..."if that's the bad news, what's the good news?" The doctor says "OK, the good news...you know that pretty nurse that brought you into this office today? Well, I fucked her last night!"
A guy goes into a bar and starts to drink, after a couple of hours he runs out of money. He asked the bartender for a tab, but he is refuses. The guy offers to sing a song for the bartender, but the bartender tells him that that is nothing special to him and refuses again. The guy then tells him he will sing out of his asshole. The bartender tells the guy that if he sings a song out of his asshole, he can drink all night for free. The excited drunk takes his pants off and hops on the bar and makes a Mmhuh, mmhuh, sound from his ass and shit starts to shoot out of his ass.
The angry bartender grabs the guy and flings him out of the bar. The guy peaks back in the doorway and yells, hey you didn't give me a chance. I was just clearing my throut.
The angry bartender grabs the guy and flings him out of the bar. The guy peaks back in the doorway and yells, hey you didn't give me a chance. I was just clearing my throut.
a piece of string gets kicked out of a bar. bartender says, "get out. we don't serve pieces of string". The enraged piece of string walks outside and ties a knot into his mid section and rubs and scuffs it against the brick wall and then walks back into the bar. The bartender says "are you that piece of string again?" The piece of string says "No. I'm afrayed knot"
That was sooo bad, I had to laugh.
A technical question. Did you consider "a frayed" instead of the one word?
