What is your Body Count?

[Robert Mugabe]

I don't know. I'm 51, had several long term relationships and many short term in-between. I didnt get into p4p till and hit my early 40s and it was all trannies.

No offense intended. Your handle just made me think of a miming pickup line.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Non SP before the age of 43. Probably around 50.

SP when I started at 43 to now probably around 150.

In the last 2 years now I am close to 55. 2

55.2? Did you get a BJ from a decapitated head?

 

[angrymime666]

No offense intended. Your handle just made me think of a miming pickup line.

Lol.... Okay I get it now. I have a difficult time interpreting anything over text.

 

[MaskedDaisy]

I never really bothered to keep track. I suppose I should have lol

 

[SchlongConery]

I used to cut a notch in my bedpost each time. Girls would ask if I had a pet beaver. I guess you could say that. I replaced the bed when one of the legs broke so I've lost count...

 

[thirdcup]

Body count? What is this? War?
(Or pleasure. Mutual pleasure. Humans at play, as it were.)

I concur. The number of bodies in my basement is my business, not yours.

 

[Big John]

Non SP before the age of 43. Probably around 50.

SP when I started at 43 to now probably around 150.

In the last 2 years now I am close to 55. 2

@jalimon - just quoting your original post for context.

55.2? Did you get a BJ from a decapitated head?

There's a space after the period in his post you quoted. After reaching the age of close to 55, he has reduced his body count to just 2 ladies.

Is it really that hard for you to read this and understand?

 

[Cbr20152012]

Stopped counting a while back. 3 digits though. I’d say 50/50 pro vs regular life. But that will change if I keep doing this.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Non SP before the age of 43. Probably around 50.

SP when I started at 43 to now probably around 150.

In the last 2 years now I am close to 55. 2

55.2? Did you get a BJ from a decapitated head?

There's a space after the period in his post you quoted. After reaching the age of close to 55, he has reduced his body count to just 2 ladies.

Is it really that hard for you to read this and understand?

Body count is a cumulative, quantitative numerical value. If his body count was at 200, (including civilians and Escorts), it can't subsequently drop to 2, because you can't un-fuck someone.

It's ambiguous as to whether the '55' figure in jalimon's post is his current age or the integer value of his body count over the last two years.

YOU have drawn conclusions from assumptions you have made, based not on what jalimon wrote, but rather on 'what you felt he meant', and the humour of my reply appears to have gone entirely over your head.

 

[IM469]

I never really bothered to keep track. I suppose I should have lol

I wondered at one point then upon reflection - I really don't think I should know. Generally one could either say I have been truly blessed or I am a male slut with a sex obsession.

 

[luvstofap]

Does it really matter? It's not like you're getting the sex equivalent of a killstreak bonus, nor is there a leaderboard.

 

[Varmitt]

500 plus easy

 

[Big John]

Body count is a cumulative, quantitative numerical value. If his body count was at 200, (including civilians and Escorts), it can't subsequently drop to 2, because you can't un-fuck someone.

It's ambiguous as to whether the '55' figure in jalimon's post is his current age or the integer value of his body count over the last two years.

YOU have drawn conclusions from assumptions you have made, based not on what jalimon wrote, but rather on 'what you felt he meant', and the humour of my reply appears to have gone entirely over your head.

Jalimon included specific details of the history of his age - before age 43 and after age 43. It's easy and correct to infer his statement of "In the last 2 years now I am close to 55." with a proper punctuation of a period to indicate his age is now close to 55 years old.

I suspected you were making attempt at humour here but it was so poorly executed I wasn't sure and responded accordingly.

 

[Papi69]

Humor and sport. I am 5`6`` I fucking realized early that without being funny and/or without being athletic I would be unnoticed. Girls do not give any attention to short guys.

In a club I was transparent. A fucking waste of time

Did it occur to you that is not because you're short, nor funny or fit that you're not getting the attention. Perhaps is because maybe, you can't fu@kin' dance at a club.

You ever been to a Salsa club and seen the ugliest fu@kers dancing with the hottest chick's and banging them too? I see that shit all the time. I can hold my on and do pretty good in that department when I go to clubs. Just saying.

I'm 5'7 and can't even tell you how many chick's I tapped. Non sp's and sp's. So, I don't buy that theory.

 

[shack]

In the last 2 years now I am close to 55. 2

2 =

 

[Leimonis]

Did it occur to you that is not because you're short, nor funny or fit that you're not getting the attention. Perhaps is because you can't fu@kin' dance at a club.

You ever been to a Salsa club and seen the ugliest fu@kers dancing with the hottest chick's and banging them too? I see that shit all the time. I can hold my on and do pretty good in that department when I go to clubs. Just saying.

I'm 5'7 and can't even tell you how many chick's I tapped. Non sp's and sp's. So, I don't buy that theory.

Maybe it’s also because salsa girls are from a different culture? It’s mostly North Americans who are obsessed with height.
(I’m not saying that being a good dancer doesn’t help, it def does)

 

[onomatopoeia]

@jalimon - just quoting your original post for context.


After reaching the age of close to 55, he has reduced his body count to just 2 ladies.

Is it really that hard for you to read this and understand?

It's easy and correct to infer his statement of "In the last 2 years now I am close to 55." with a proper punctuation of a period to indicate his age is now close to 55 years old.

Or, as @shack pointed out, he didn't specify his current age, his body count in the past two years is 55, and he winked twice.

For some reason, you decided to speak on his behalf, and you got it completely ass-backward. I have no difficulty understanding THAT.

 

[Big John]

55.2? Did you get a BJ from a decapitated head?

Or, as @shack pointed out, he didn't specify his current age, his body count in the past two years is 55, and he winked twice.

For some reason, you decided to speak on his behalf, and you got it completely ass-backward. I have no difficulty understanding THAT.

And you decided to take his post and make an absolutely disgusting 'joke' about a BJ from a decapitated head. Everyone can see THAT.

 

[NotADcotor]

My first, I had the one with Cop Killer


My second, a much darker album but still rather good

Also like some songs not on those albums, Money, Power Women, also Strippers and I always wanted to be a Ho

What I like Black Metal. But hey as long as you don't like Butt metal, we cool, death to all butt metal.

 

[jalimon]

Did it occur to you that is not because you're short, nor funny or fit that you're not getting the attention. Perhaps is because maybe, you can't fu@kin' dance at a club.

You ever been to a Salsa club and seen the ugliest fu@kers dancing with the hottest chick's and banging them too? I see that shit all the time. I can hold my on and do pretty good in that department when I go to clubs. Just saying.

I'm 5'7 and can't even tell you how many chick's I tapped. Non sp's and sp's. So, I don't buy that theory.

you touch an important point. If i did develop into an athletic type of guy very early on, and learned how to make girl laugh I did lacked the importance of dancing!

I was in my early 30's when my beautiful blond date took me to a salsa club in Ottawa. she dumped me that night and went away with 2 salsa boy latino. dafuck did i learn a lot that night