What is your Body Count?

Robert Mugabe

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I don't know. I'm 51, had several long term relationships and many short term in-between. I didnt get into p4p till and hit my early 40s and it was all trannies.
No offense intended. Your handle just made me think of a miming pickup line.
 

jimidean2011

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Okay at first I thought you are dude. But now I am thinking woman.
So 50 at 18 if you are woman I can see that.

But as a man you got be 6'5" , blonde and well to do parents when you were 18.
Nope just an average guy with a slight advantage at the time. I had my own apartment since I was 16 so I always had a smash pad I could host and have parties at.
 
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jimidean2011

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Funny thing is the average guy has 9 partners in his lifetime and the average woman has 4. I've gotten way more than my share lol
 
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SchlongConery

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I used to cut a notch in my bedpost each time. Girls would ask if I had a pet beaver. I guess you could say that. I replaced the bed when one of the legs broke so I've lost count... 😂
 

thirdcup

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Body count? What is this? War?
(Or pleasure. Mutual pleasure. Humans at play, as it were.)
I concur. The number of bodies in my basement is my business, not yours.
 
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Big John

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Non SP before the age of 43. Probably around 50.

SP when I started at 43 to now probably around 150.

In the last 2 years now I am close to 55. 2 ;)
@jalimon - just quoting your original post for context.

55.2? Did you get a BJ from a decapitated head?
There's a space after the period in his post you quoted. After reaching the age of close to 55, he has reduced his body count to just 2 ladies.

Is it really that hard for you to read this and understand?
 
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Cbr20152012

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Stopped counting a while back. 3 digits though. I’d say 50/50 pro vs regular life. But that will change if I keep doing this.
 

onomatopoeia

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Non SP before the age of 43. Probably around 50.

SP when I started at 43 to now probably around 150.

In the last 2 years now I am close to 55. 2 ;)
55.2? Did you get a BJ from a decapitated head?

There's a space after the period in his post you quoted. After reaching the age of close to 55, he has reduced his body count to just 2 ladies.

Is it really that hard for you to read this and understand?
Body count is a cumulative, quantitative numerical value. If his body count was at 200, (including civilians and Escorts), it can't subsequently drop to 2, because you can't un-fuck someone.

It's ambiguous as to whether the '55' figure in jalimon's post is his current age or the integer value of his body count over the last two years.

YOU have drawn conclusions from assumptions you have made, based not on what jalimon wrote, but rather on 'what you felt he meant', and the humour of my reply appears to have gone entirely over your head.
 

IM469

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I never really bothered to keep track. I suppose I should have lol
I wondered at one point then upon reflection - I really don't think I should know. Generally one could either say I have been truly blessed or I am a male slut with a sex obsession.
 

luvstofap

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Does it really matter? It's not like you're getting the sex equivalent of a killstreak bonus, nor is there a leaderboard.
 

Big John

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Body count is a cumulative, quantitative numerical value. If his body count was at 200, (including civilians and Escorts), it can't subsequently drop to 2, because you can't un-fuck someone.

It's ambiguous as to whether the '55' figure in jalimon's post is his current age or the integer value of his body count over the last two years.

YOU have drawn conclusions from assumptions you have made, based not on what jalimon wrote, but rather on 'what you felt he meant', and the humour of my reply appears to have gone entirely over your head.
Jalimon included specific details of the history of his age - before age 43 and after age 43. It's easy and correct to infer his statement of "In the last 2 years now I am close to 55." with a proper punctuation of a period to indicate his age is now close to 55 years old.

I suspected you were making attempt at humour here but it was so poorly executed I wasn't sure and responded accordingly.
 
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Papi69

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Humor and sport. I am 5`6`` I fucking realized early that without being funny and/or without being athletic I would be unnoticed. Girls do not give any attention to short guys.

In a club I was transparent. A fucking waste of time ;)
Did it occur to you that is not because you're short, nor funny or fit that you're not getting the attention. Perhaps is because maybe, you can't fu@kin' dance at a club.

You ever been to a Salsa club and seen the ugliest fu@kers dancing with the hottest chick's and banging them too? I see that shit all the time. I can hold my on and do pretty good in that department when I go to clubs. Just saying.

I'm 5'7 and can't even tell you how many chick's I tapped. Non sp's and sp's. So, I don't buy that theory.
 
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Leimonis

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Did it occur to you that is not because you're short, nor funny or fit that you're not getting the attention. Perhaps is because you can't fu@kin' dance at a club.

You ever been to a Salsa club and seen the ugliest fu@kers dancing with the hottest chick's and banging them too? I see that shit all the time. I can hold my on and do pretty good in that department when I go to clubs. Just saying.

I'm 5'7 and can't even tell you how many chick's I tapped. Non sp's and sp's. So, I don't buy that theory.
Maybe it’s also because salsa girls are from a different culture? It’s mostly North Americans who are obsessed with height.
(I’m not saying that being a good dancer doesn’t help, it def does)
 

onomatopoeia

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@jalimon - just quoting your original post for context.


After reaching the age of close to 55, he has reduced his body count to just 2 ladies.

Is it really that hard for you to read this and understand?
It's easy and correct to infer his statement of "In the last 2 years now I am close to 55." with a proper punctuation of a period to indicate his age is now close to 55 years old.
Or, as @shack pointed out, he didn't specify his current age, his body count in the past two years is 55, and he winked twice.

For some reason, you decided to speak on his behalf, and you got it completely ass-backward. I have no difficulty understanding THAT.
 
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