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What is the best advice you have received?

JaimeWolf

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^What does stealing a patent do? Patents by their nature are public information.
 

JaimeWolf

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Oh man, can you imagine applying the Rules of Acquisition to the MP/SP environment?

#001 Once you have their money, you never give it back.
#003 Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
#048 The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
#094 Females and finances don't mix.
#299 After you've exploited someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way, it's easier to exploit them next time.
#??? A good lie is easier to believe than the truth.
#??? Money is money, but females are better.
 
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superstar_88

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Never buy anything that floats flies or fucks.

For those over 50
1. Never pass a bathroom.
2. Never waste a hard on.
3. Never trust a fart.
Huh?
 

Smash

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Never trust a big butt and a smile
 

tribunus

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My uncle who was a real estate agent told me in the early 2000's to buy houses because the incoming immigrant wave was going to change the landscape. Damn, I should've listened to him.
 

thirdcup

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Directly above the center of the earth
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thirdcup

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Directly above the center of the earth
Marriages fail because the woman expects the man to change, while the man expects the woman to stay the same.
How many times have we heard women say 'I can change him.'

If your girl ever says that, run.
 

SmokeyJoe00

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If you think something is a good idea, Jerk off!, when your done, if you still think its a good idea, go ahead! this especially applies to fucking questionable women, cheating on your SO, etc.
 
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PinotNoir

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1. Treat all people with gratitude.
2. Treat people the way you would like to be treated
3. If you won't remember the event in 5 years it is no big deal. So relax.
4. Never stick your dick in a place you would not stick your tongue.
5. She should cum at least twice before you enter with your dick.
6. Budgets are about what you spend not what you earn.
7. Negotiations are not about winning, they are about outsmarting the other person.
8. Associate with the person you want to be.
 
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sweetiepieexo

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anywhere i want;)
1.) don't take anything for granted
2.) Never waste time
3.) treat everyone the way you would want to be treated
4.) if you don't have anything nice to say- don't say anything at all
5.) friends come and go , but family will always be there
6.) If you have to cry - cry, but do it for the right reasons
7.) Dreams are good but living is better
8.) don't be afraid of the future, live for the moment
9.) always believe in yourself because sometimes you might be the only one that does


and last but not least from someone we all know and love ( I assume )

" you get in life what you have the courage to ask for " - Oprah Winfrey.
 
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kherg007

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When stressed try drinking. Then try not drinking. You'll find they're both overrated.
 

icespot

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This advice saved my life, and made me love my life:

So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide.

Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people and grovel to none.

When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself. Abuse no one and no thing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision.

When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.

~ Chief Tecumseh (Poem from Act of Valor the Movie)
 

thirdcup

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Directly above the center of the earth
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rogerdodger

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"A science is any discipline in which the fool of this generation can go beyond the point reached by the genius of the last generation" Max Gluckman
 
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