What happens after death?

[poker]

Well, in my case… my surviving relatives begin to look for 18oz of gold buried in my back yard that does not exist.

 

[NotADcotor]

Three things you can do with a stiff, burn, bury or dump the body in the Thames if you don't like the deceased.
If none of the options sounds good, you can always eat the body and if you feel a bit guilty after, they can dig a hole and you can throw up in it.

Ahhh Monty Python, they ease the pain.

As someone once said. A lot of things happen after you die, you just won't notice any of them.

 

[MrMessi]

You enter another realm, it’s in between this life and the afterlife.

 

[jcpro]

You go to.a place where you sit in the audience and watch the Irish play poker with.the Italians. And the Italians loose every single hand.

 

[oil&gas]

during the cremation process there is a point in time when the meat is perfectly cooked

Not me. I'll opt for mummification. My organs will have to
be removed but not cooked.

 

[Insidious Von]

Maybe my death has been delayed.

Ever since the cardiologist took me off Bisoprolol, I sleep better and become a certified stiff. No more vivid dreams about Nick Kyrgios as Endicott.

 

[Jenesis]

Discuss

Nothing. You’re dead

 

[oil&gas]

Nothing. You’re dead

Pretty much what Dark Helmet told his opponent about what death will
be like--absolutely nothing.

 

[IM469]

Well if I play my cards right, an angel will take me to my personal heaven ...