Trump will not throw out the first pitch in Sunday’s World Series Game 5

[Knuckle Ball]

Donald Trump Will Stick With Tradition and Attend World Series on Sunday​

President Donald Trump will stick with presidential tradition and attend the World Series, but he will not throw out the first pitch. He is also afraid he would look too fat with the bullet proof vest.

When reporters asked him if he would throw out the pitch, like George W. Bush did in the Yankee Stadium in 2001, he said he wasn’t sure. “I don’t know,” he told reporters, according to the Associated Press. “They’re going to have to dress me up in a lot of heavy armor. I’ll look too heavy. I don’t like that.”

The Washington Nationals, who will decide the such matters, had already said that the president was never asked to throw out the ceremonial pitch, which will be thrown by Trump critic Jose Andres, a celebrity chef and humanitarian.

The Associated Press also reports that the president will arrive after the first inning and leave before the last out in the fifth game to be held on Sunday to avoid disrupting the game for fans.

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1188117999049306112?s=21


Trump doesn’t want to throw out the first pitch cuz he’s scared shitless that the DC fans would Boo him...Which they would.

Trump is such a fucking pussy.

 

[Knuckle Ball]

“ Trump has told MLB that he will throw out the first pitch only if MLB announces an investigation into Joe Biden”

https://twitter.com/leekfink/status/1187839632681000960?s=21

LMAO

 

[SchlongConery]

Jose Andres is a Class Act through and through. One of my favourite people in the world.

I loved his TV show "Made in Spain". Such contagious enthusiasm!

The typical tapa of Padron Peppers in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--pGEXJwnVE are actually available in Costco right now. Made some last week! Mmmmmm

 

[SchlongConery]

"“They’re going to have to dress me up in a lot of heavy armor. I’ll look too heavy. I don’t like that.”


I actually respect him for being honest in this response.

 

[apoptygma]

Like he could actually throw a ball without dislocating his shoulder and falling on his ass and breaking a hip.

 

[mandrill]

I hear a rumour that Hillary Clinton is going to throw out the first pitch.

 

[OnTheWayOut]

I'd love to see Bernie give it a shot

 

[Charlemagne]

 

[shack]

The toilet looks less offensive.

 

[wigglee]

Maybe Trump could roll his right testicle to the plate and call his own strike , then declare that he, not Bon Scott, has the biggest BALLS OF THEM ALL.

 

[bver_hunter]

He knows that he would be pissed off with his pitch, just like he is during his golfing:

 

[SchlongConery]

Trump couldn't throw a baseball across home plate. There are no caddies in baseball.



(Somebody tweet that will ya!)

 

[bver_hunter]

The toilet looks less offensive.

But both are full of crap. LOL!!

 

[SchlongConery]

But both are full of crap. LOL!!

And each flushes in opposite directions!

 

[jcpro]

“ Trump has told MLB that he will throw out the first pitch only if MLB announces an investigation into Joe Biden”

https://twitter.com/leekfink/status/1187839632681000960?s=21

LMAO

Biden will not throw a first pitch unless the MLB hires Hunter. Schiff will not throw a first pitch unless its in the empty locker room with no media present. Pelosi would throw a first pitch, but she's afraid that it will actually count. Bernie wants to throw a first pitch with all his heart.

 

[bver_hunter]

And each flushes in opposite directions!

Very true. LOL!!

 

[SchlongConery]

Biden will not throw a first pitch unless the MLB hires Hunter. Schiff will not throw a first pitch unless its in the empty locker room with no media present. Pelosi would throw a first pitch, but she's afraid that it will actually count. Bernie wants to throw a first pitch with all his heart.

Excellent!!!

 

[jcpro]

Last one. Hillary agreed to throw the first pitch, but the Russians stole the ball.

 

[SchlongConery]

Last one. Hillary agreed to throw the first pitch, but the Russians stole the ball.

Trump sent Mayor Guliani to look for it in Ukraine.

 

[jcpro]

Trump sent Mayor Guliani to look for it in Ukraine.

That's funny!