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Top 5 Commercials I hate.

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How realtors help!!!

Why hire a realtor when you can hire a personal trainer?

Id rather have the trainer than pay 5 -6% commission (25-30k on a Half Million house) to some moron salesman.

I guess you can tell I despise these people, don't know anyone who has a good word to say about them.

Marcus Aurellis
 

danmand

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My vote for the worst goes to the ad for the chartered accountants of Ontario. How they are strategic thinkers.......
 

hunter001

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The guilt trip commercials. When x... I am Q, when Y... I am Z, blah, blah ...

The industrial accident commercials (Cool first time but I don't need to keep seeing it.)

The commercials for Battlestar Galactica where chick is on the floor screaming "WHERE ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY" for fuck sake.

Almost every Future Shop commercial.

The broker commercial where the broker is at the birth of your child or graduation of your kid... Like they would f***ing sell there grandmother for a dime in the real world.
 

squash500

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Those annoying scotia bank rrsp commercials with regards to second opinions on your finances.
 

herames

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Sentry said:
Those tampex ads about the girl being able to go to school and not miss a week.
i agree totally...but thankfully haven't seen much of late...could i add "Radio adverts" to this list?
I Fucking hate the>>
Alarm force
Itravel2000.com
Bay Bloor Radio
GioGardi
Cory's (especially Cory yapping how he is in St.Martin all the time)

I fucking change the channel when i even here the "Hi...I'm (retard) from...etc"
I hate the cheap bastards that do their on self promotion...>>> Fix...Hire a lady with a Sexy Voice
 

RayFinkel

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herames said:
Cory's (especially Cory yapping how he is in St.Martin all the time)

That fuckin Jew Fuck is always braggin about his holidays in the sun.

and I Quote

"I talked to my manager Mr. Rosenberg and Mr. Greenstein & Mrs Stankowitz they are
OK and they just pulled out the High end green turtle necks for next
fall we have all sorts here at %50 off

also buy one get one free Menorah they won't last long ( Thornhill not included)
 

herames

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rayfinkel said:
That fuckin Jew Fuck is always braggin about his holidays in the sun.

and I Quote

"I talked to my manager Mr. Rosenberg and Mr. Greenstein & Mrs Stankowitz they are
OK and they just pulled out the High end green turtle necks for next
fall we have all sorts here at %50 off

also buy one get one free Menorah they won't last long ( Thornhill not included)
i didn't go that far...but easy...I honestly don't like Cory...Fuck his store...and his commercials...It is My Absolute Most Annoying Advert... "Sollll Cormans of Cory's..Etc"....Hi Tops me shit list
 

Esco!

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rayfinkel said:
That fuckin Jew Fuck is always braggin about his holidays in the sun.

and I Quote

"I talked to my manager Mr. Rosenberg and Mr. Greenstein & Mrs Stankowitz they are
OK and they just pulled out the High end green turtle necks for next
fall we have all sorts here at %50 off

also buy one get one free Menorah they won't last long ( Thornhill not included)
Easy Finkel, I'm half Jewish :eek:

But I agree, his ads are damn annoying.
Especially when he's in St. Maarten and I'm plowing snow in Oakville
 

JumpingShark

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5) Any commercial with David Suzuki. I let my car idle yesterday for an hour. Happy Earth day cock sucker.

4) That Pantene shampoo with that fucking song that gets stuck in my head. Didn't realize it was a real song. Will the rest of the commercial be unwritten?

3) The KFC commercial where the chick is on the phone and she does the hand/layers of her favourites thing. Bitch if you want to eat, you better tell that person to fucking hold.

2) The new Taco Bell bacon commercial. Hot girls don't eat Taco Bell. And if a girl ever smells like bacon, I thinking she works at a slaughter house.

and

1) The fucked up Special K commercial with the hot chick, the Asian chick and the fag. I agree with the homo. Eat the donut already and show me your tits.
The Goddamn Philly cheese spread commericals with the fugly girl angel and the mute male angel servant!!!

They just keep coming over years and years.
 

shack

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squash500 said:
Those annoying scotia bank rrsp commercials with regards to second opinions on your finances.
They are really stupid. They insult our intelligence.
 

lusciouslin33

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I can't stand the zit medication commercials....the bitch that hasnt flaunted a bikini since high school...any Michelina commercial...and of course, that stupid Tobi steamer thing.
We even hit at an insinuation that can be race related and we're horrible people yet they can have a cleaner called "Tobi"??
 

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danmand said:
My vote for the worst goes to the ad for the chartered accountants of Ontario. How they are strategic thinkers.......


Just noticed your post.

Even now I am developing a strategy to deal with errant dane shitedisturbers. Every option so far involves termination with extreme prejudice, ....... i like'em.:D
 

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