"Rexall reminder" the drug store that telephones you to come in to get your prescription drugs renewed. Obvious conspiracy of big pharma; God / Mohammed / Buddha / Other forbid you try and live a non-medicated life. Every time I see this ad I replay Jello Biafra's Shut Up Be Happy: "Anyone caught not taking the drugs prescribed by their boss or supervisor will be shot!"
Don't know what the ad is for it makes me so angry - pretty girl in tights and bra running down her loft stairs, opens microwave, dumps manufactured food into bowl and eagerly tucks into it. Here's my 3 point list why this ad drives me crazy angry:
1. Pretty girl wearing granny panties, granny tights and mismatched bra. Obviously she has no idea how to make herself attractive with the end goal of earning the royal banging she deserves and so badly wants that night.
2. Microwaved manufactured food before a night out. She'll be the one who needs hand holding and tissues as she heaves her guts out in the alley beside the dance club, the sidewalk, out the taxi cab door, etc. Oh yeah, she'll be crying too "I'm ugly, no boys like me" - it's the granny clothes and bad attitude low expectations.
3. When said pretty girl happily tucks into her lovingly prepared microwave feast she uses the SHOVEL-FORK IN FIST style of holding her cutlery. Low class, no class, redneck, ignoramus way of eating, shoveling the food in. No wonder she's the one heaving her guts and crying her eyes out later that night.