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KittyCaterina

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I've been told I'm in a minority group because I prefer under. LOL.

I find under reduces the chances of your roll going crazy and unraveling.

I also find it easier to tear off the necessary amount when the TP roll is facing the underside.
 

superstar_88

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Perhaps another thread for 1, 2, or 3 ply poll ... or bidet
 

unassuming

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Over , since my TP dispenser has a serrated paper cutter over the top of the roll, I just pull to the number of squares I want, and pull upwards to cut it.
 
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I prefer over for sanitary reasons. With the toilet roll in the under position, you run the risk of touching the wall when you reach and tear the toilet paper. It's probably not a big deal in your own bathroom but in a public bathroom, I am keeping my hands off any surface whenever possible.
 

Jubee

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Neither.
I just keep it on the counter. lol.
Counter isn't the worst thing in the world. I've been to places with no TP rollers, or where they were broken. I've also pooped in my share of outhouses where the TP was on the bench, or in a container to keep the critters out of it.

Many years ago I had a new girlfriend. She had an Ex-Bf that she dated for a very short while. This Ex-Bf ran out of TP and had a poop towel, AND invited her over. What kind of animal has a poop towel and invites a woman over! (To be fair he offered her a clean towel, but still.)

If you're a male and feeling down, or have low self esteem, feel better. At least you didn't invite a woman over and have poop towels on the go. (I hope.)
 
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After I discovered a bidet I wondered how have I missed this all this time? Now I can't live without it, I love it. You just feel so much cleaner, save toilet paper and time.
If you get shit on your hand are you just gonna wipe it with toilet paper? Of course not, you're gonna wash it. Don't just wipe your ass, wash it! Don't wipe shit around and wipe your ass sore. Have you ever had a sore butthole from wiping so much or too hard? I have, it hurts. Ever have blood on the toilet paper? I have. Now I never have these issues, they're a distant memory almost forgotten.
Just get a bidet, you'll love it and you can thank me later. I have the one above, it's great, sleek and doesn't even look like a bidet.
Then when a hot chick stops you on the street and offers to rim you....wake up buddy you fell asleep on the bidet again!:ROFLMAO:
 
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unassuming

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After I discovered a bidet I wondered how have I missed this all this time? Now I can't live without it, I love it. You just feel so much cleaner, save toilet paper and time.
If you get shit on your hand are you just gonna wipe it with toilet paper? Of course not, you're gonna wash it. Don't just wipe your ass, wash it! Don't wipe shit around and wipe your ass sore. Have you ever had a sore butthole from wiping so much or too hard? I have, it hurts. Ever have blood on the toilet paper? I have. Now I never have these issues, they're a distant memory almost forgotten.
Just get a bidet, you'll love it and you can thank me later. I have the one above, it's great, sleek and doesn't even look like a bidet.
Then when a hot chick stops you on the street and offers to rim you....wake up buddy you fell asleep on the bidet again!:ROFLMAO:
 
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