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After I discovered a bidet I wondered how have I missed this all this time? Now I can't live without it, I love it. You just feel so much cleaner, save toilet paper and time.
If you get shit on your hand are you just gonna wipe it with toilet paper? Of course not, you're gonna wash it. Don't just wipe your ass, wash it! Don't wipe shit around and wipe your ass sore. Have you ever had a sore butthole from wiping so much or too hard? I have, it hurts. Ever have blood on the toilet paper? I have. Now I never have these issues, they're a distant memory almost forgotten.
Just get a bidet, you'll love it and you can thank me later. I have the one above, it's great, sleek and doesn't even look like a bidet.
Then when a hot chick stops you on the street and offers to rim you....wake up buddy you fell asleep on the bidet again!