The key piece you mentioned here is 'Tell no one!' It is so tempting to tell and brag about your exploits, but if you get caught and your buddy's wife asks him did you know about this, he can say NO. It will save you more grief and something less to worry about when covering your tracks!Some great tips here, I'll add a few.
Along with the burner phone a private hobby email account is a must. Log into the account using a private browser and don't let your phone (even the burner one), browser or anything remember the account and password. Go through the hassle of logging in every fucking time. Annoying but worth the effort. No one outside your own head shall ever know you have this email account.
Erase every text and email on the burner and hobby email after you've read it.
Golf is a great cover hobby because it takes hours, but any cover hobby needs to be one your SO hates. You don't want her to decide she'd like to come with you one day.
Prepaid credit cards can be a good back up in case the parking doesn't take cash and that kind of issue. Hide it well and if it's found you can say a buddy gave it to you to say thanks for something and you'd lost it. Thanks for finding it for me honey!!!
After a session with a hot girl it's easy to be in that afterglow of a good time and forget to do something, so have a checklist of tracks to cover in case the big head is still a little foggy. Erase the texts telling you how to get into the incall etc...
Tell no one. Not even your best buddies if they could one day say something in the wrong company after a few beers. The only safe place to talk about this hobby is anonymously here on TERB.
Have an ultimate back up, if all else fails, burn the tapes kind of strategy in case the worst happens and your cover story gets blown wide open. Personally I plan to have a shameful, crippling gambling addiction and a mental breakdown.
Good luck.
Tips for the Married $ dating...
- Thread starter jimieboe
- Start date
When you take off your shoes, take off your socks while the foot is still in the air and place it directly into the shoe.
Hairs stick to socks like crazy! And.... make SURE you do not put the socks on inside out for GAWDS sake.
Scents - women totally underestimate how those body lotions stick to you. If you have a gym membership, take a super quick shower there afterwards before you get home.
All else fails spill coffee or gasoline on yourself accidentally.
Pussy breath and pussy fluid all around your face and mouth - wash, gargle religiously.
If you have two phones, never have them together side by side at the same time without having your regular phone turned OFF. Never ever dial your home's number or wife manually - everything in yo9ur contacts.
Hairs stick to socks like crazy! And.... make SURE you do not put the socks on inside out for GAWDS sake.
Scents - women totally underestimate how those body lotions stick to you. If you have a gym membership, take a super quick shower there afterwards before you get home.
All else fails spill coffee or gasoline on yourself accidentally.
Pussy breath and pussy fluid all around your face and mouth - wash, gargle religiously.
If you have two phones, never have them together side by side at the same time without having your regular phone turned OFF. Never ever dial your home's number or wife manually - everything in yo9ur contacts.
No, but often wives see bank statements or CC bills. Many guys have joint accounts with their spouse and have to be very careful where we leave paper trails and make cash withdrawls
But you can always go to a gear show of some sort.Golf and fishing as hobbies won't help you in January
Say for long term planning a goif trip or fishing fly in triip, so you dont have to buy anything.
At the International Center. They have something every weekend.
And there just a few shady spots not too far from the airport if you need to actually head out that way.
