Tips for the Married $ dating...

[jimieboe]

Hey Guys,

Just looking for a few tips on the maried looking to date,....sure start with the jokes...then maybe some tips for the new guys, so we don't make some small mistakes that could cost us big money.

Much appreciated....

 

[poker]

Hey Guys,

Just looking for a few tips on the maried looking to date,....sure start with the jokes...then maybe some tips for the new guys, so we don't make some small mistakes that could cost us big money.

Much appreciated....

Tip #1. Run as far from this hobby as you can.

Tip #2. If tip 1 was ignored…. Burner phone. If the burned phone is ever found, say it’s a phone you found, and wondered if a kiosk could beat the password and erase it for you.

Tip #3. Get a gym membership, or a fishing hobby if you don’t already have one.

Tip #4. When shopping, get $20 or $40 as cash back, save it for donations.

 

[coolmanfever]

Tip #1. Run as far from this hobby as you can.

Tip #2. If tip 1 was ignored…. Burner phone. If the burned phone is ever found, say it’s a phone you found, and wondered if a kiosk could beat the password and erase it for you.

Tip #3. Get a gym membership, or a fishing hobby if you don’t already have one.

Tip #4. When shopping, get $20 or $40 as cash back, save it for donations.

Why tip number 3 ?

 

[xix]

Why tip number 3 ?

"Where you going?" - wife will ask you this.
Respond - to work out or fish.

I have another policy learned from Tiger Woods. If you see a regular SP tell them when they answer the phone NOT to say "Hi dear" or anything like that.
Just " Hello"

Basically a real pro SP would have another Landline phone or Cell line without her name for clients.

Evidence below.
Link A

 

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Rule no. 1 never talk about the fuck club.

 

[xix]

Rule #2. Never dress up - just be the same - avoid SP with strong Perfume.

 

[HEYHEY]

Put money aside for a divorce attorney, they're ridiculously expensive

 

[Butler1000]

Burner phone absolutely. Then make sure you take care of your shit at home. Be a good man there. For browsing get a separate one hidden from your main screens. And clear your history. Then actually leave your computer up and running sometimes. If nothing nefarious comes up and you aren't hiding anything it kills suspicion.

Burner phone stays in the car in the trunk. As an excuse put together a small Rubbermaid tub with a roadside emergency items(I put one together for wifey too with a car battery charger/emergency set up).

Then yes you need a reason to be out occadionalky, running later, and the like. Gym is a first choice, but another hobby out she won't want to come along on works too. Or if you can slip out at work times better. And leave your phone at work. Google tracks your movement.

Key is to be relaxed about this.

 

[blakealridge]

I mean, my personal favourite is when my clients bring their wives.

 

[downbound123]

Tip #3. Get a gym membership, or a fishing hobby if you don’t already have one.

Take up golf or if you are already a golfer "just heading out to the driving range to hit a few balls. Shouldn't be gone more than a couple of hours"

 

[Sonic Temple]

......don't get caught! - Rule of All Rules.....

 

[PumPumMaster]

......don't get caught! - Rule of All Rules.....

I agree. This is an underrated rule!

 

[Ponderling]

My wife and I have gone out to strip clubs together at least a dozen times over a span of five years once kids old enough.

Just window shop when she is there.

We have conversations about the dancers on stage.

In proportion, is it live or is it Memorex sort things as to enhanced breasts, etc.

She is a huge beauty pageant fan, so she sorta sees clubs with peelers as a real life extension of pageants/
Where you advance on your conversion ability, looks, and how you carry and present yourself.

Lately I get the itch to hit the strip club about every 4-6 weeks.
Mostly on nights she is out to the theater or at a play rehearsal.

I tell her I am going, and sometimes sleep out on the bunk in my shed afterwards.
Because she comes home way late if it is opening night and she heads out for social drinks afterwards.

Of course sometimes I have different destinations than the strip club.

Oh, and like others have said, gradually accrue cash. I stash all my cash from beer store returns and trips to the scrap yard as a reason to have a cash stash/
Hand some to her when she needs some cash. And drip into it with cash back when doing the grocery shop when on your own and come home with a pile of stuff on sale so no real idea what the bill would have been. Gas expense cheques from work cashed by work receptionist from her petty cash, etc.

And have an old phone with burner prepaid sim chip.

 

[Prelations2]

Start putting away crypto and cash

Get an investment property or condo (s )- when you’re negotiating later and you’re being taken to the shed, you can simply just ask for the rental property (s) and walk away w your cash and crypto.

 

[xix]

Be careful with AirTag Apple or Google.
If you can find a frequency detector great.
Then never park near or the Condo of SP, just walk a block from there.
Carry coin change to pay city parking meter with cash not CC.
If subway stop near by better then use CASH for fare.

 

[New World]

I don't have this issue as I am a bachelor enjoying both civilian fun and professional fun. A friend who is married told me his number one rule is to never share a bank account with your significant other that has your payroll deposits.

 

[IM469]

Hey Guys,

Just looking for a few tips on the maried looking to date,....sure start with the jokes...then maybe some tips for the new guys, so we don't make some small mistakes that could cost us big money.

Much appreciated....

An occasional professional distraction isn't nearly as dangerous as a romantic entanglement.

 

[Goodoer]

1. Separate account and run mileage cheques, etc. into them.
2. Don't get too many hobbies or cover-up distractions as it will cut into your SP seeing time. It takes an effort to manage hobbies, etc. effectively.
3. If you have kids, don't get caught with a wife that has too many hobbies as it will cut into your SP seeing time. Hey! Wait a second!...

 

[poker]

I mean, my personal favourite is when my clients bring their wives.

And that is why you are legend!

 

[Don Draper]

This thread just adds to the happiness I own due to the fact that I never got married and never will.