Then you will never understand the joy one gets signing those divorce papers…
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Then you will never understand the joy one gets signing those divorce papers…
So true ! It's like trying to explain to someone who only lived in the tropics the born again feeling of coming out of a hard winter.
Indeed, the trick is to avoid the hard winter altogether in the first place!
No one needs to start smoking to know the relief of being able to quit it.
Just don't smoke in the first place.
Some great tips here, I'll add a few.
Along with the burner phone a private hobby email account is a must. Log into the account using a private browser and don't let your phone (even the burner one), browser or anything remember the account and password. Go through the hassle of logging in every fucking time. Annoying but worth the effort. No one outside your own head shall ever know you have this email account.
Erase every text and email on the burner and hobby email after you've read it.
Golf is a great cover hobby because it takes hours, but any cover hobby needs to be one your SO hates. You don't want her to decide she'd like to come with you one day.
Prepaid credit cards can be a good back up in case the parking doesn't take cash and that kind of issue. Hide it well and if it's found you can say a buddy gave it to you to say thanks for something and you'd lost it. Thanks for finding it for me honey!!!
After a session with a hot girl it's easy to be in that afterglow of a good time and forget to do something, so have a checklist of tracks to cover in case the big head is still a little foggy. Erase the texts telling you how to get into the incall etc...
Tell no one. Not even your best buddies if they could one day say something in the wrong company after a few beers. The only safe place to talk about this hobby is anonymously here on TERB.
Have an ultimate back up, if all else fails, burn the tapes kind of strategy in case the worst happens and your cover story gets blown wide open. Personally I plan to have a shameful, crippling gambling addiction and a mental breakdown.
Good luck.
Along with the burner phone a private hobby email account is a must. Log into the account using a private browser and don't let your phone (even the burner one), browser or anything remember the account and password. Go through the hassle of logging in every fucking time. Annoying but worth the effort. No one outside your own head shall ever know you have this email account.
Erase every text and email on the burner and hobby email after you've read it.
Golf is a great cover hobby because it takes hours, but any cover hobby needs to be one your SO hates. You don't want her to decide she'd like to come with you one day.
Prepaid credit cards can be a good back up in case the parking doesn't take cash and that kind of issue. Hide it well and if it's found you can say a buddy gave it to you to say thanks for something and you'd lost it. Thanks for finding it for me honey!!!
After a session with a hot girl it's easy to be in that afterglow of a good time and forget to do something, so have a checklist of tracks to cover in case the big head is still a little foggy. Erase the texts telling you how to get into the incall etc...
Tell no one. Not even your best buddies if they could one day say something in the wrong company after a few beers. The only safe place to talk about this hobby is anonymously here on TERB.
Have an ultimate back up, if all else fails, burn the tapes kind of strategy in case the worst happens and your cover story gets blown wide open. Personally I plan to have a shameful, crippling gambling addiction and a mental breakdown.
Good luck.
When working in Australian about 20 years ago, the locals would all joke about Canadian always talking about the weather.
I would explain that where I came from daily weather change your plans for the day.
I would explain freezing rain to them, and a look of horror would come to their faces
This is simple.
Go to any of the lower profile phone services. Freedom, Chatr, Koodoo, et al. Buy a phone there.
Give them a fake name and address. They couldn't care less who you are. They just want to make a sale.
PAY FOR EVERYTHING IN CASH!!!!
Make a payment in cash for either 4 months, 6 months or a year. Whatever suits you. Remember: CASH. Do not leave a paper trail.
Use this phone ONLY for text or calls. Never, ever connect it to WiFi.
Whenever not in use, turn it completely off.
never knew it’s that easy…i always thought they would ask for an ID card and all those shit verifications. btw what’s wrong connecting to wifi?
If you connect to WiFi, then the whole point of the burner phone is moot. Why get one in the first place?
If you're only using the burner to text (which is what you should be doing) the easiest I've found is 7-11 Speakout. If you've got an old unlocked phone or even better buy a used on in a pawn shop, just buy the Speakout sim card and you'll get an anonymous phone number without any ID required. Use the pay as you go option, no data plan needed, and no credit card needed to top up minutes. You can pay for everything in any 7-11 with cash.
Some great tips here, I'll add a few.
Along with the burner phone a private hobby email account is a must. Log into the account using a private browser and don't let your phone (even the burner one), browser or anything remember the account and password. Go through the hassle of logging in every fucking time. Annoying but worth the effort. No one outside your own head shall ever know you have this email account.
Erase every text and email on the burner and hobby email after you've read it.
Golf is a great cover hobby because it takes hours, but any cover hobby needs to be one your SO hates. You don't want her to decide she'd like to come with you one day.
Prepaid credit cards can be a good back up in case the parking doesn't take cash and that kind of issue. Hide it well and if it's found you can say a buddy gave it to you to say thanks for something and you'd lost it. Thanks for finding it for me honey!!!
After a session with a hot girl it's easy to be in that afterglow of a good time and forget to do something, so have a checklist of tracks to cover in case the big head is still a little foggy. Erase the texts telling you how to get into the incall etc...
Tell no one. Not even your best buddies if they could one day say something in the wrong company after a few beers. The only safe place to talk about this hobby is anonymously here on TERB.
Have an ultimate back up, if all else fails, burn the tapes kind of strategy in case the worst happens and your cover story gets blown wide open. Personally I plan to have a shameful, crippling gambling addiction and a mental breakdown.
Good luck.
These are all great and should be followed like the 10 commandments. Especially the one about talking with your buddies, there will always be one that will blab to there wife no matter how much you tell them to keep there mouth shut. First rule of fight club applies here.
The other thing to note is google maps on your phone will by default track all your location history even if you're not using it. I just happened to notice this once when i was playing around with the settings in the app and discovered all my trips to seduction spa were being tracked even though i wasn't even using the app when driving there.
Make sure the cell works with their system.
Were you able to disable Google maps from tracking you? or did you have to turn off the cell completely when you were doing your hobby?
I know my Garmin gps I had turn off completely because it was tracking me. But I got smart then use the public library to check the map a day or so before the meeting so I don't get lost.
Go to your profile in maps and tap it.
Should open a settings section where you can delete your location history/timeline or whatever they are calling it now. (And turn it off as well.)
and dont forget your gps in your car the aftermarket ones have the micro chip that can be removed and read and the original equipment ones on some models can track where you have been also
Someone here long time ago mentioned that he bumped into his wife's boss coming out of the MP from a distance. Of course he saw the boss, but the boss didn't see him but he did, as he approached the boss on the same side of the sidewalk, he had no choice but to say "hi what you doing here?", you know walking.
Know the area, have an excuse, use the back door. In winter you can hide your face with toque, scarf or face mask. In the summer good luck. Even worse if you have special tattoos.
Be careful with Google/ Apple street view map making cars. A few guys got caught in the US. IF you see one hide behind a car as if you are tying your shoe laces.
Know the area, have an excuse, use the back door. In winter you can hide your face with toque, scarf or face mask. In the summer good luck. Even worse if you have special tattoos.
Be careful with Google/ Apple street view map making cars. A few guys got caught in the US. IF you see one hide behind a car as if you are tying your shoe laces.
Do your own laundry. Stray hairs will get you. If possible date similar hair colors.
