I went to the Royal in late august on a Saturday, late night, first and only time. I gave up on strip clubs 7 years ago when I would go to what was then The Palace East in Pickering (or was it Secrets East?). It's now the Nine-oh-five but back when it was the Palace, it was a dead zone with mostly low quality talent. Once I transitioned to MPs and SPs, the cost of a private dance just didn't seem worth it anymore and I gave up. But for some reason I felt compelled on this August night to get my motor running at the Royal before spending my money in a hotel room.
On walking in to the Royal, I was initially not shocked by the grungy old bouncer they had at the front to give me a pat down. He was friendly enough though and that's the business so c'est la vie. After the pat down I turned in to the club and, much to my surprise, the place was stocked with guests. Not capacity, but by no means the empty Salt Flats that I was accustomed to at the Palace. Even more to my dismay, there was a stunning brunette on the stage with an outstanding body writhing around on the floor. What magical place am I just now discovering?
I sat at the stage with a beer. I don't drink but I know the customs of these places, so I picked up a bottle and let it sit in front of me so that I wasn't getting a free show. Being not even 30 years old and alone, I was chum in the water for the roaming strippers. 3 approached me in 20 minutes. An aggressive but attractive black girl with big fake tits, a less attractive and older latina, and then a beautiful young mulatto girl who was stacked to the rafters. The temptation to take this girl for a dance was almost too strong, but I didn't have a dollar to spare thanks to the hotel date with an SP I had coming up. I begrudgingly rejected her offer before I lead her on for too long and she was gone in a flash. I bailed quickly after to go to see my SP.
Ironically, my SP date ended up fucking sucking and I should have cashed in on that dance. But that's a story for a different review - found here:
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