The Great Canadian TERB novel ...

The Truman Show

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CHAPTER TWO

It is a warm December day as Goober McFly, the illegitimate son of a Cuban worm picker, walks with the aid of a cane toward a fashionable downtown Toronto hotel. The hostility of the hotel doorman, white-gloved and resplendent in a forest-green, brass-button epauleted uniform, is immediately evident. His nose, with crosshatched tiny red veins, sniffs disdainfully; his watery blue eyes grow suspicious at Goober's approach. Clearly, he does not like what he sees.
 
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baci2004

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the doorman takes a wiff......looks around.....then says.... is that Sheik that I smell?
 

Meesh

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"Is he dead" asks Sara?

"Sadly, no" responds Goober.

"Shame" replies Sara as she steals Goober's cane.
 

baci2004

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which he might have sold if the farking dwarfs would let people get a closer look....
 
"...$700, $800, $900...$1,000.00" Vanessa puts the money in her handbag and joins Sara in the kitchen by the stove. "Sara, want some help? I know I'm not much of a cook but ruining food is what I'm good at! And when we feed Sheik, he'll think that the Haggas tastes terrible because I cooked it..."
 

baci2004

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sheik walks in, cleans up Goober and asks the young lasses what's cooking?
 

Goober Mcfly

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Goober wakes with a start, looks over at Sara and Vanessa, shits his pants and runs out.
 

baci2004

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*pats Goob on the head* don't worry he meant you were special.
 
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