The Great Canadian TERB novel ...

[Bud Plug]

The End

 

[Goober Mcfly]

This story reminds me of a novel by Edmund Wells.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

STOP BAITING ME!

By the way you're thinking of "David Coperfield" with one P by Edmund Wells. He also wrote "G-R-A-T-E Expectations."

 

[Goober Mcfly]

...and Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

...and Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying

You rang....?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Mmmmm. Qvanessa. *drools*

 

[wrong hole]

i'm drunk

 

[JohnnyPunani]

the end? what end? you mean the end of cock head?

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

the end? what end? you mean the end of cock head?

He meant the end of the story which was unneccesary...Booooo.

 

[wrong hole]

...again?

yes

 

[baci2004]

"The Donkey Farker"

evidently Sheik doesn't want to be written out of the story

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

TDF emerges from a green haze and smiles a bright Scottish smile at the mass of amazed peasants witnessing this act of...

 

[wrong hole]

stuffing drunken sausages into a peanut jar

 

[wrong hole]

peanuts

 

[wrong hole]

mom

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Goober's Mom says "But I had that surgically removed years ago."

Goober shakes his head and says "Clean out your damn ears, Ma. I said 'peanuts', not 'penis'".

 

[Annessa]

Goober's mom then suddenly laughed and with the sweetest smile she said "Oh dear, you don't need any peanuts... you already have 2"

 

[red]

suddenly Tommy Douglas appears (this is the Great Canadian Terb novel afterall) looking for a GFE

 

[dreamer]

Grapes emerges from under the covers and body slams Douglas against the wall. "Greatest Canadian heh? yah right, damn commie".

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

Goober suddenly awakes from his nightmare, dripping in sweat and his own urine. "Mommy! Mommy! I wet myself...Again".