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The Ask-A-Hooker Thread

yourmysterygirl

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Rockslinger said:
This is so funny! But, doesn't the agency phone guy tell you well in advance that "Uncle Fred" booked an appointment for 5PM?:eek:
How is Mirage supposed to know that's my uncle? lol I always check the peep hole just in case.
 
genintoronto said:
I like how you think.

How come we've never done a duo call together? Think of all the wicked things we could come up with with our two minds working together toward the same goal. Someone should think of doing something about this.
Oh boy, now that would be awesome :)
 

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BallzDeep said:
Do girls do drugs for the most to numb the thought of being with someone they're not remotely attracted to?
I can only extrapolate as I don't know many girls in the industry, and of those I know well enough to tell, only one to my knowledge is a heavy consummer. They are probably as many reasons as to why working girls do drugs as to why other people do drugs.

From my experience, I wouldn't be surprised that many do them because it's regularly offered by clients. When I first started in the biz, I was quite surprise at how often I would be offered to do a line, as casually as I would be offered a glass of wine. Which leads me to believe that Kyra is right in thinking that there's not really more drug consumption in this industry than in others. It's just more accepted and less hidden.

Also, I think there might be a significant difference in drug consumption among different age groups. I wouldn't be surprised that there is more consumption and abuse among the 18-20 years old than among the older escorts, just as I see more drug/alcohol abuse among undergrads than grad students.

Final question, how has the biz changed you, made you stronger, like or dislike men more, empowered?
The only way that I think the biz has changed me is the same way in which working in any service industry would have affected me: when I'm off-the-clock, I am not particularly inclined to cater to other people's needs and desires (except for those people that I truly care about), and I may have a little less patience than before for people who expect me to be always nice and smilling.

For instance, I recently got 'ordered' by a random stranger at the grocery store to smile: "a pretty girl like you, you would be so much prettier with a smile". Now, that happened to me before, and it pissed me off then too. But when it happened recently, it took all my self-control to not tell him off and ask him who the fuck he thinks he is to order me to smile and why should I give a fuck to be more 'pretty' for him.
 

to-guy69

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Are most of your client's on the shorter side (under 5'9")?

For those with contacts in the porn biz, is Belladonna and Rocco S. correct when they say the overwhelming majority of porn stars who have been performing in the biz for a while have all contracted herpes (which would explain why they don't even test for it)?

Do agencies advise some of their SP talent that they will be slightly understating their actual age with a younger age online (by i.e. 24 = 20, 27 = 23, etc.)? Is the SP expected to play along if their clients ask their age in person (to see if it matches as advertised)?
 

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to-guy69 said:
Are most of your client's on the shorter side (under 5'9")?
I frankly have no idea. I'm 5'3", so anybody 5'5" and taller is tall from where I'm standing.

Do agencies advise some of their SP talent that they will be slightly understating their actual age with a younger age online (by i.e. 24 = 20, 27 = 23, etc.)? Is the SP expected to play along if their clients ask their age in person (to see if it matches as advertised)?
The main reason why the stats listed on website are slightly different than reality is to protect our privacy and avoid someone we know from our civilian life recognize us. But reputable agencies and indies will be careful to keep the stats as close to reality as possible. So, in SP years, I'm 26, which ***newsflash*** is not my real age, but is also not too far from the truth that someone who meet me would think: no way this chick is 26. When a client asks, I always answer, "in SP years, I'm 26". So, I clearly don't pretend that it's my real age, but I also clearly won't tell what my real age is, nor where I'm from, where I go to school, where I live, what my real name is, etc.
 

Rockslinger

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yourmysterygirl said:
How is Mirage supposed to know that's my uncle? I always check the peep hole just in case.
Ok, good point. I bet you the guy on the other side of the peephole is thinking: "Please don't let it be my sister.":eek:
 

luvdog

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Which handle on terb have you've always been curious about from their posts, but never seen as a client?
 
genintoronto said:
I like how you think.

How come we've never done a duo call together? Think of all the wicked things we could come up with with our two minds working together toward the same goal. Someone should think of doing something about this.
I've thought about THAT EVERY time you two are in the same thread together! I doubt there are many among us that haven't actually! :D
 

doggee_01

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yourmysterygirl said:
How is Mirage supposed to know that's my uncle? lol I always check the peep hole just in case.
what if uncle fred calls for an outcall????
guess you could always yell SURPRISE when he opens his hotel door:D
 

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luvdog said:
Which handle on terb have you've always been curious about from their posts, but never seen as a client?
Stronbeau. We have met actually, but obviously, as a strong believer in the Fight Club rule, he didn't disclose his handle to me so I have no idea who he is. I only discovered much later, by a comment he made in a review thread, that we had met. I've been dying of curiosity since. ;) Fuck, I met a legend, and I don't even know who he is!
 

Ref

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I have always been curious to know…

• What do you like on a hotdog/hamburger?
• How do you prefer your steak?
• Have you ever eaten brown beans out of the can?
• What is your favorite color?
• What is your favorite number (Fred had me ask this for his Keno picks)
• Would you like a coin purse made out of my pubic hair?
• Have you ever had a client threaten you with a bad review unless you gave him a freebie or extra?
• Which came first – The chicken or the egg?
• If you could only have one fruit for the rest of your life, what fruit would you choose?
• Do you own a lawnmower?
• Do you like to bowl?
• Do you own more than 50 pairs of underwear?
• Have you ever had a dump that looked like a client?
• What do you wear at home when you are relaxing?
• What is your favorite TV show?

Thanks ladies!
 

Rockslinger

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Can't remember if anybody asked this question: "Do you prefer incalls or outcalls, why?"
Somebody mentioned that most ladies prefer incalls because they know where the icepick is hidden:eek: .
 

amber-jade

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Ref said:
I have always been curious to know…

• What do you like on a hotdog/hamburger?
<-- cheese, mayo .salsa, , just not ever ketchup

• How do you prefer your steak?
<-- med-well

• Have you ever eaten brown beans out of the can?
<--- roflmao, omfg yes, i love camping

• What is your favorite color?
<--pink

• What is your favorite number (Fred had me ask this for his Keno
picks)
<-- i don't like to pay a lottery tax..tyvm

• Would you like a coin purse made out of my pubic hair?
<--- if you are able to knitt me one

• Have you ever had a client threaten you with a bad review unless you gave him a freebie or extra?
<-- never

• Which came first – The chicken or the egg?
<--- who gives a crap ? ( you DID ask )

• If you could only have one fruit for the rest of your life, what fruit would you choose?
<-- banana's

• Do you own a lawnmower?
<-- no need to

• Do you like to bowl?
love bowling, 5 pin thou, 10pin is just to heavy for me

• Do you own more than 50 pairs of underwear?
<--- i own 34 pairs, mostly thongs

• Have you ever had a dump that looked like a client?
<-- a few ''shit heads'' but i'd have to say no to that --odd-- question

• What do you wear at home when you are relaxing?
<--i'm a nudist, so i am rarely dressed unless in public

• What is your favorite TV show?
<--J.A.G. (he's a dish and a half)
Thanks ladies!

welcome

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genintoronto

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Ref said:
I have always been curious to know…
• What do you like on a hotdog/hamburger? Mayo, mustard, onions, hot peppers on both. Lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, and bacon added on my hamburger.
• How do you prefer your steak? I don't like steak.
• Have you ever eaten brown beans out of the can? Ew. No.
• What is your favorite color? Red.
• What is your favorite number? No favorite numbers, but I prefer even to odd numbers.
• Would you like a coin purse made out of my pubic hair? No.
• Have you ever had a client threaten you with a bad review unless you gave him a freebie or extra? No.
• Which came first – The chicken or the egg? Chicks always come first.
• If you could only have one fruit for the rest of your life, what fruit would you choose? Oranges.
• Do you own a lawnmower? No.
• Do you like to bowl? No.
• Do you own more than 50 pairs of underwear? No.
• Have you ever had a dump that looked like a client? No. My initials though, yes. But it smelled like wet roses with dew on a hot summer morning.
• What do you wear at home when you are relaxing? Right now, white sweat pants, white tank top. Black panties. I know, terrible fashion don't.
• What is your favorite TV show? A few this last year: House, Nip/Tuck, The United States of Tara, Top Chef; and a long time favorite: Law and Order SVU. Ahhhhh...
...

Someone asked about porn star we would like to do. No porn star for me, but I'd hit that.
 
• What do you like on a hotdog/hamburger? N/A
• How do you prefer your steak? N/A
• Have you ever eaten brown beans out of the can? No
• What is your favorite color? Blue
• What is your favorite number (Fred had me ask this for his Keno picks) If he wins do I get a cut?
• Would you like a coin purse made out of my pubic hair? No
• Have you ever had a client threaten you with a bad review unless you gave him a freebie or extra? Yes, I laughed at him, then I laughed some more.
• Which came first – The chicken or the egg? The egg.
• If you could only have one fruit for the rest of your life, what fruit would you choose? Heirloom Tomatoes
• Do you own a lawnmower? No
• Do you like to bowl? I'm indifferent to it
• Do you own more than 50 pairs of underwear? Don't think so, haven't counted recently
• Have you ever had a dump that looked like a client? Not yet but I'll keep you posted.
• What do you wear at home when you are relaxing? this...

I figured this thread is useless without pics.
• What is your favorite TV show? No one favorite; I like a lot of the HBO original series, 24, House, basically things with writers.
 

genintoronto

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Rockslinger said:
Can't remember if anybody asked this question: "Do you prefer incalls or outcalls, why?"
Somebody mentioned that most ladies prefer incalls because they know where the icepick is hidden:eek: .
Given my current schedule and life commitments outside this business, incalls are preferable and more convenient for me right now. I can easily go to and from the incall on my own if all the drivers are busy somewhere else, less time spent in the car, I can work daytimes rather than evenings mostly, and to my surprise, I actually like the half hour appointments: the "afternoon quicky" aspect adds an element of dirtyness to the encounter that I'm fond of. Somewhat similar to the money aspect, which to me does not "ruin" the fantasy, but rather adds something to it.

As for feeling safer (the "hidden icepick"), I do think there's an element of it as well. Interestingly, I've never felt unsafe, or at risk more than I think I should when I was doing outcalls. Nor do I feel completely safe and sans-risk doing incalls.

(Someone which I'm too lazy now to google has written a book on this: how women should listen to their fear, even when it sounds irrational, because listening to that irrational voice is often what saves us (human beings, women included) from danger. Or put differently, when you become too complacent in your safety and security, you stop paying attention to those little details that would tell you that something is not quite right.)

But when I started doing incalls, I did sense a slight but significant enough change in the dynamic of my dates: probably mostly because I feel more in control of 'my' territory as I am the host, rather than the guest.
 
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