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The Ask-A-Dancer Thread

Cobster

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Here's one, a gf of mine is a dancer and we actually talked about this last night on MSN, since she saw her first customer the other night.


Do you girls remember your first customer? Good experience, bad, nervous?
She apparently was a wreck. lol
 

Cobster

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lol yep, she didn't do any more dances for anyone else either, that's hilarious.

But she rocked it 2 days later, picked herself up and made some crazy cash.
 

amber-jade

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THIS IS COMING FROM A ''HEINZ 57'', ME
I'M A MIX OF 4 RACES i just look white

words, jokes, comments,
jokes about black's jews, ''PICK A RACE OR RELIGION ''..we have ALL said theM for one reason or another...

some of them are funny..i laugh my ass off at a good white joke,,or italian joke, or ukrain( know any good ones?)
or my personal fav...NATIVE JOKES...those are my 4

what do you expect from a society that has allowed this to happen for many generations?

http://whttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcZ9ku_wInw&feature=relatedww.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ_Sqj7JUn8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD-UpHlB9no

its a WORD it means nothing
by the way..

what do you call a black man being chased my 40 white guys with sticks?








...... tiger woods .....
:)

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ASYLUM

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Back Burner said:
You are the perpetuation of hate and harassment?

Hmm....so I should shut up and let it go? And you choose to defend her?

You choose your battles and I'll choose mine, thanks.

Now back to Joy.....

Question:



Do you like Chinese, but hate chinks?
Do you like East Indians, but hate packies?
Do you like Jews, but hate kikes?

And is shaving you're head optional?

actually i do. I don't hate all people of any of those races, but when they start acting like their negative stereotypes then yes i think it is justified to call them those names. especially the people that try so damn hard to be those negative stereotypes.
 

Ameena

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Cobster said:
Here's one, a gf of mine is a dancer and we actually talked about this last night on MSN, since she saw her first customer the other night.


Do you girls remember your first customer? Good experience, bad, nervous?
She apparently was a wreck. lol

I remember my first customer! He was a bit of an oddball; we'd go for dances, then sit down by the bar to chat, I remember him crying over his mother who was deceased and I spent a lot of time comforting him. Then we went back for more dances, he bit me on the leg and stole my bra! I had a huge black welt on my thigh for a few weeks, it was awful :( I'm glad it didn't discourage me though, but now I'm careful where I put my undergarments haha.
 

lawyerman

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Ameena said:
I remember my first customer! He was a bit of an oddball; we'd go for dances, then sit down by the bar to chat, I remember him crying over his mother who was deceased and I spent a lot of time comforting him. Then we went back for more dances, he bit me on the leg and stole my bra! I had a huge black welt on my thigh for a few weeks, it was awful :( I'm glad it didn't discourage me though, but now I'm careful where I put my undergarments haha.
Some people are such idiots. Glad to hear you can laugh about it now.
 

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Ameena said:
I remember my first customer! He was a bit of an oddball; we'd go for dances, then sit down by the bar to chat, I remember him crying over his mother who was deceased and I spent a lot of time comforting him. Then we went back for more dances, he bit me on the leg and stole my bra! I had a huge black welt on my thigh for a few weeks, it was awful :( I'm glad it didn't discourage me though, but now I'm careful where I put my undergarments haha.

.... wow ... I'm speechless ....
 

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Ameena said:
I remember my first customer! He was a bit of an oddball; we'd go for dances, then sit down by the bar to chat, I remember him crying over his mother who was deceased and I spent a lot of time comforting him. Then we went back for more dances, he bit me on the leg and stole my bra! I had a huge black welt on my thigh for a few weeks, it was awful :( I'm glad it didn't discourage me though, but now I'm careful where I put my undergarments haha.

lmao wtf? bit you on the leg and stole your bra?
Whack job.

Ever see him again?
 

Ameena

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Cobster said:
lmao wtf? bit you on the leg and stole your bra?
Whack job.

Ever see him again?
Nope, never again. I would be at a loss as to what to say to him if I ever did. Maybe "Give me back my bra" for starters...
 

Cobster

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Ameena said:
Nope, never again. I would be at a loss as to what to say to him if I ever did. Maybe "Give me back my bra" for starters...
lmao...ya, that's a good starting point. :p
 

roadhog

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Joy said:
I was very nervous and he even made fun of me because I was "grinding on his balls".

I ended up not dancing for anyone else the rest of the night and turned down about 5 guys who came up to me and asked.
Ahh, yes. I remember that night well, even though I wasn't your first.
 

lawyerman

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Question: If you happen to have a regular that you dance for and he gets dances from someone else, would you be upset? How would you handle it?
 

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Rockslinger

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I have a couple of "FIRST" time stories.

1) Was at HOL II about 4-5 years ago. Slim dancer walks up to my table and starts chatting. Her first night! She asked if I could "teach her the ropes". Took her upstairs. We left the VIP 3 hours later.
2) Was at a downtown SC about 2 years ago. Walked up to this cute dancer and we started chatting. Her 2nd night in Toronto and she was from the "no contact" SC's out west. She said she had only one Toronto customer so far and couldn't stand the touching/mauling. Said I am nice guy and offered me "wambo minki" outside the club.
 
JohnFK said:
Sorry but I have to pull "a Cycleguy007" (with respect pal) - kiss more dancers' asses.
Is THAT what its called now? Wow... I'm honoured...

Can you blame a guy? I have absolutely no qualms what-so-ever kissing the lovely asses belonging to our lovely Lady Terb Dancers; Dancebabe, Karma, Anastasia and of course Joy... (did I miss anyone?)

 

Rockslinger

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Cycleguy007 said:
I have absolutely no qualms what-so-ever kissing the lovely asses belonging to our lovely Lady Terb Dancers
Guys, forget the ass kissing. Can we get more stories about your FIRST time or her FIRST time?
 

smylee52

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I was getting some dances from a visiting lady when I inquired about take out . The music was loud and I could just make out her saying "for an hour " . I responded with " I was thinking more like 2 hours " . Her curt reply was " sorry , for an hour " . I then asked why she would limit the date . She then leaned in and said " $400 for one hour " . I started laughing about the miscommunication then politely declined her offer .
 

Rockslinger

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JohnFK said:
Ever been caught getting extras?
Not quite answering JohnFK's question, but I have a question for the ladies (if any are brave enough to answer).

Why does a dancer always suggest a hotel or my place when she wants to "carry on a conversation" outside the club. (Some dancers fear the dreaded "tap on the shoulder" so they prefer off site.) Why do they never suggest THEIR place (are they all homeless?)?
 
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