The Ask-A-Dancer Thread

[smylee52]

Do you provide hand sanitizer ?

Made my annual visit to the strip club last night and had a pleasant surprise . The club was in the Falls and is not known as high mileage so when I took a young lady for a private dance and she asked that I clean my hands with a liquid hand sanitizer she provided I was very pleased.

That seemed like a pretty clear signal that I was free to explore all of her lovely body and that is in fact what happened . Still had to commit to 5 dances before given the green light but I really enjoyed her company and she was exceptionally pretty .

Is the providing of hand sanitizer unusual or is that a regular occurrence these days ? I only go the strip clubs once a year but in my more active days I don't recall this happening .

 

[Rockslinger]

Never had a girl do it yet, but that would be fun!

Was at Fil about a year, maybe two years ago. Five civilian girls came in escorted by one guy. (Are unescorted ladies allowed into an SC?) One of them did the "ly down with bill in mouth on stage" thing. Another was pushed on stage and the dancers "tied" her to the pole and started to remove her clothing BUT THEY STOPPED AT BRA AND PANTIES.

Query: Do the dancers have to "audition" for the club manager before they are hired?

 

[Cycleguy007]

Never had a girl do it yet, but that would be fun!

My wife does it all the time... the dancers seem to enjoy it, but not as much as the rest of the guys in the place... THEY SEEM TO LOVE IT!

 

[Hadrian]

Lets just say I have seen bouncers tell guys they can't go on the stage Yet.
I would prefer alternative rock then the very slow classy music!

Why do some dancers pick songs like Primal Concrete Sledge and Psycho Holiday to dance to? (heard both those songs at the Brass Rail on many occasions). Unless they are going to spend the whole time windmilling or shooting up the devil horns I don't see the point? Why not pick songs like Floods or Cemetary Gates or something that isn't B tuning and wall to wall shreds? Oh and why do dancers find it necessary to ask me what kind of music I listen to and am I a musician then proceed to rhyme off every metal act they've seen in the past 4yrs? I don't care. Finally why can't bartenders make black tooth grins? (Crown Royal with a splash of coke, that's it.)

Just asking?

H

 

[ASYLUM]

Why do some dancers pick songs like Primal Concrete Sledge and Psycho Holiday to dance to? (heard both those songs at the Brass Rail on many occasions). Unless they are going to spend the whole time windmilling or shooting up the devil horns I don't see the point? Why not pick songs like Floods or Cemetary Gates or something that isn't B tuning and wall to wall shreds? Oh and why do dancers find it necessary to ask me what kind of music I listen to and am I a musician then proceed to rhyme off every metal act they've seen in the past 4yrs? I don't care. Finally why can't bartenders make black tooth grins? (Crown Royal with a splash of coke, that's it.)

Just asking?

H

why do some patrons care what songs a girl dances to? it's her choice, if she feels like dancing to it then she will.

 

[SexManiac]

the song format in montreal is much better. generally the dj or clubs pick the song lists which are mostly upbeat, well know party tunes - you will never hear an obscure tune there. dancers dance for one song or two then a new girl comes on. this keeps the crowd into it and drinking and saves those from boredom due to the variety. it is painful to see a girl in an ontario club dance to "her" three favourite tunes after a bad breakup - it just brings everyone down. the objective of the club should be to give people a good time and sell drinks therefore they should dictate what happens. why clubs in ontario stick to this 3 song format and have the girls choose is beyond me. the club owners need to make the rules.

 

[Mr. Lucky]

What happens if someone ask you for 3 dances
then when it's all done they tell you they only got $20.00

 

[Hadrian]

why do some patrons care what songs a girl dances to? it's her choice, if she feels like dancing to it then she will.

Because musicians tend to notice things like that! Her choice or not wandering around the stage to power groove is hilarious. You half expect her to start windmilling or stage dive or both.

Nice strat in your sig. What's with the tube amp though? You may want to consider a Jackson KE3 it has a smaller fret board so it's easier for girls to play, fenders are also a little clunky.

 

[ASYLUM]

Because musicians tend to notice things like that! Her choice or not wandering around the stage to power groove is hilarious. You half expect her to start windmilling or stage dive or both.

Nice strat in your sig. What's with the tube amp though? You may want to consider a Jackson KE3 it has a smaller fret board so it's easier for girls to play, fenders are also a little clunky.

Not my stuff dude, i was just the model for the shoot...honestly the only thing i know how to play on the guitar is the intro to blister in the sun

 

[Hadrian]

Not my stuff dude, i was just the model for the shoot...honestly the only thing i know how to play on the guitar is the intro to blister in the sun

I actually had to look that song up. Sorry I did. Learn another song.

 

[ASYLUM]

I actually had to look that song up. Sorry I did. Learn another song.

i thought it was a pretty well known tune? i honestly have never really tried to play the guitar before,
but fuck i look pretty cute holding one