Thailand: nightmare trip so far!!!

stinkynuts

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I don’t even know where to begin. I’m halfway into my three week trip in Thailand. So far everything has gone terribly.

In Bangkok I went to a bar and two girls sat down and start ordering drinks. I never asked one of the girls to join me but she sat down and started ordering expensive drinks. After only 20 minutes my bill was 2000 baht which is $80. I took one of the girls back to the hotel and the service was not that great but at least it was not a complete scam either. Unlike me experience in Pattaya which I will tell you about.

In Bangkok I tried A nuru body Massage. The girl went on top of me and started rubbing her pussy on my dick. Without asking if I wanted a condom she slid my penis inside her. Like an idiot I continued because I thought it was too late anyway. Now I am freaking about whether I have HIV.

I just arrived in Pattaya and picked up a freelancer on Beach Road. She quoted me 1000 baht for short time. When we arrived at the hotel she asked for 3000 for a long time. She had promised me BBBJ and I thought it would be worth it so I asked her if 2500 would be OK for long time. She agreed but insisted that I pay her upfront. Foolishly I did. As soon as she got the money she said she would do only oral with a condom. I could not get hard. After only two minutes of sex she turned her head away from me and lay down. After five minutes of sleeping she went to the shower and when she came back she said she was leaving. I said fine, but give me back 1500 baht because she only stayed for a short time. She freaked out on me and said she would not. She then open the hotel door started screaming and slammed the door very hard and made a huge scene. She had left her ID with reception, and one minute later reception called me to ask if everything was OK. I said no and told him not to give her back her ID.

I went downstairs to the lobby and she was acting very crazy. She started shouting at me and calling me cheap and telling other hotel customers that I wanted a refund after having sex with her. She made up lies, saying I fucked her twice. It got so bad that reception call the police. Police then took my picture and the hookers picture. They told her to give me back some of the money. I told her that she owed me 1500 but I would settle for 700. In the end the police were able to get her to pay me back 700.

Luckily I had locked my wallet and all my valuables in the safe. I am 100% sure that she was trying to rob me because she wanted me to shower first. Also, before going to the hotel she wanted me to drink at a gogo bar. I’m pretty sure she wanted to slip some drugs into my drink.

My impression of Thailand so far is very negative. I have been lied to and scammed by so many people, not just the sex workers. Street food vendors have charged me double the regular rate. The sex workers are greedy and only after money. No one seems to be genuinely interested in having anything to do with me. Everyone is only after money and will do anything to obtain it, including lying, cheating snd stealing. At least in Canada I have terb.


So far I spent almost $2000 in 10 days and all of my experiences have been terrible or just lousy. I especially hate Pattaya. It’s seedy, smelly, and nasty.

Is there any way to salvage this trip? So far the sex with Thai women has been atrocious; they just want to grab your money and run. I went to some bj bars but the girls either had bad attitudes and made it clear that they hated what they were doing, or would suck for ten minutes before rushing me and switching to a handjob. Maybe it’s just me. Anyone else have a similar experience? Any advice would be appreciated because I feel so depressed now.
 

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Bad luck.. I was in both Bangkok and Pattaya last May, costs for the girls was also a little more than I expected but I was never lied to or tricked, had a great time. On the same travel I also spent 3 weeks in the Philippines, same thing {a little cheaper} all about the money. Going to any of these places is always an experience, makes to appreciate where we live.
 
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Bad luck.. I was in both Bangkok and Pattaya last May, costs for the girls was also a little more than I expected but I was never lied to or tricked, had a great time. On the same travel I also spent 3 weeks in the Philippines, same thing {a little cheaper} all about the money. Going to any of these places is always an experience, makes to appreciate where we live.

Really?! That is interesting. Did you pick up freelancers from Beach Road? Maybe I just got really unlucky on my first try.
 

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Hey Bro

Sorry to hear about your bad experience. I have been to Thailand over 6 times (usually for 2 week stints) - some trips have been great and some trips have been a mixture of bad and good. I can share your anxiety of having unprotected sex - i had a broken condom once in Thailand and it killed me until i got tested. My advice to you is go to a clinic ASAP and get some advise from a doctor. Thailand has done very well in the last 2 decades minimizing STD's so by all accounts you should be fine. I say go see a doctor to ease your mind and anxiety - not for any other reason. Trust me, they have seen and heard it all. They also have some of the best medical facilities in the world especially in regards to STD transmission. They know their stuff.

As for your bad experience with the girls - bar girls can sniff out newbies like a pack of wolves. I had the same experience you did in a hotel where a girl went crazy and started yelling. In my case she started to break things in the hotel room which i had to pay for but usually hotel staff have also seen this before and police - as long as you are respectful will reciprocate and be empathetic to your situation. My advise to you is never lose your cool and never yell or insult under any circumstance. Explain the situation calmly and respectfully.

Your $2000 could have gotten you far if you stick with the escort agencies or reputable go'go's. Try the Bangkok Gold Agency https://bangkokgoldescorts.com/ - a bit pricey but the girls are awesome in every which way. There are good and bad go-go bars. I would recommend that you talk to the mamasan at the bars and tell them to hook you up with a good lady. I have met both awesome and horrid girls at the bars, but never had a bad experience at an escort agency. Also always negotiate up front every detail. Be solid - don't let them dictate the situation. Bar girls are there to make money for the bar - so if they order order drinks say no. They will huff and puff but stand your ground.

Whatever you do - do not pick up a girl from the street. Bar girls need to have ID's and testing as required by the bar they work for and so do the agencies.

At a go-go bar - sit down, order your drink and they look for a girl you like and ask her to come sit with you. Order her a drink, don't make her order without you asking. Negotiate both short and long term and go from there. Never let them bring a friend to sit with you. They will milk you for drinks.

Its a learning experience and i hope the rest of your trip goes well. Stand your ground and don't be afraid to come across as an asshole. These girls are experts at weeding out and exploiting the meek.

If you want more advise or just someone to talk to - i am here bro.

Thanks for the great advice, I really appreciate it, man. This is my first time in Thailand and before coming I thought I did my research, but I guess nothing csn substitute for raw experience. I may try that escort agency when I return to Bangkok.

What shocked me most was how drastically she changed. Before she arrived at my hotel she was so sweet and cheerful and held my hand as we walked. After she received the money she was cold and distant and at the end she was a totally different person yelling and carrying on like a mad woman.Man, women are scary!
 

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that sucks man, but thailand is nothing like canada. I have learned that going to foreign countries you really need to do your research before the trip especially when pooning is involved.

bar girls can be extremely aggressive about trying to earn money and they can read a newbie very easily. its what they do as a professional. there goal is to get as much money from you as possible. so as a customer you need to take control in the matter. dont feel bad about saying you are not interested or no to buying drinks. you need to become comfortable saying no or they will walk all over you like they did. if they expect a drink when they sit down say no, or order without asking say no. dont be afraid to cut short your time at the bar if you are not liking how things are going. check your bill as well regularly against what you have ordered. there are plenty of bar girls to pick from. instead talk to them for a couple of minutes so you can get a vibe on them and then ask them if they would like a drink. time is money to them ultimately you control your wallet and the pace.

yes some will try bb for an added fee or to get a better tip. use your big head and cover up.

if this is your first time in thailand you may want to stick to the bar girls. there is more recourse if something does go wrong. freelancers if you have more experience in the country.

negotiate everything up front and always stick to your guns. work out all the details and get her to agree to the price and terms. NEVER pay cash upfront. always afterwards. ST is usually under 2 hours. dont do a LT unless you know the girl. if you have negotiated a ST and you liked her then ask if she is available for the LT.

my advice.... hit the bar gurls only, no freelancers. if there is problems with the bar girl you can always speak with the owner of the bar. negotiate upfront and be specific with what you want(kissing, bj, greek, etc). negotiation should be done prior to paying the bar fine. its also very helpful not to be wasted. stick to what you negotiated. if she asks for more say no. if she puts up a stink tell her to leave. do not pay before hand as you loose all leverage.

its their livelyhood and you are just another john. nothing special. dont fall in love. remember you have the money and control it. if you dont like how you are being treated or they are aggressively trying to get you to do things pay your tab and leave. I think this may help you. instead of letting a bar girl automatically sitting down with you, tell them you are not interested. have a drink by yourself, scope the place out and see what pleases your as far as women. dont let them dictate the pace. when you see a woman that your find interesting go see her or flag her down. talk to her for a couple mintes to get the vibe. if you find her pleasant and enjoy her company offer her a drink. try to find a bar that isnt really busy. if its busy and lots of customers there she will be asking for drinks at a even quicker pace.

time is money there. you are not special. control the pace and dont be afraid to say no

feel free to message me...
 

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I was there 19 years ago. I had a great time and (to my knowledge) did not get scammed once. Most of our time was spent in a smaller location, Hua Hin. But no problems for the few days in Bangkok.
 
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I loved the bar/brothel places in Bangkok, walk in the door, escorted to a couch, all in a row, in front of you stadium seating with 20-30 girls in various degrees of dress. Each with a number for easy reading, drink away, pick a number, off you go, rooms onsite...ya gotta love it
 
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When it comes to sex, I think it is pretty close to what you can get in Canada in terms of service and not much cheaper "per short" (well, maybe half the price). But what I love in Thailand is the go-go bars. They are the most "liberal" strip clubs you can imagine where naked girls sits with you just a few feet from the stage (not in any booth or "champagne room") and basically do everything except FS (well, I had BBBJ and I fingered her, did not try to do DATY). Yes, you have to buy her drinks every 5-10 minutes (and her friend if you want her too), but for $100 you can have very fun time. You then take her for ST or LT, walk with her around the walking street, get some food, even stop at a beer bar, and spent a night (if it is LT) at your hotel sleeping in the same bed. I never had problem with rushed or deliverable service nor with trying to overcharge me, but, on the other hand, I did not negotiate and tried to hold on buying the drink. So, it is about $300 for the fun night for me. I suggest not to hassle, forget about saving money, just go with the flow, chose the most beautiful girl you can find in a bar or go-go, spend an extra $50 on her, get her friend a couple of drinks too, leave some tip to the waitress. Next time girls in that bar will fight to get next to you. My advice: consider Thailand not as a place to get cheap sex, but as a place to get great sex and fun time for some $$$ that will not break your bank. Just never go with a freelancer or to a sex massage place.
 
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that sucks man, but thailand is nothing like canada. I have learned that going to foreign countries you really need to do your research before the trip especially when pooning is involved.

bar girls can be extremely aggressive about trying to earn money and they can read a newbie very easily. its what they do as a professional. there goal is to get as much money from you as possible. so as a customer you need to take control in the matter. dont feel bad about saying you are not interested or no to buying drinks. you need to become comfortable saying no or they will walk all over you like they did. if they expect a drink when they sit down say no, or order without asking say no. dont be afraid to cut short your time at the bar if you are not liking how things are going. check your bill as well regularly against what you have ordered. there are plenty of bar girls to pick from. instead talk to them for a couple of minutes so you can get a vibe on them and then ask them if they would like a drink. time is money to them ultimately you control your wallet and the pace.

yes some will try bb for an added fee or to get a better tip. use your big head and cover up.

if this is your first time in thailand you may want to stick to the bar girls. there is more recourse if something does go wrong. freelancers if you have more experience in the country.

negotiate everything up front and always stick to your guns. work out all the details and get her to agree to the price and terms. NEVER pay cash upfront. always afterwards. ST is usually under 2 hours. dont do a LT unless you know the girl. if you have negotiated a ST and you liked her then ask if she is available for the LT.

my advice.... hit the bar gurls only, no freelancers. if there is problems with the bar girl you can always speak with the owner of the bar. negotiate upfront and be specific with what you want(kissing, bj, greek, etc). negotiation should be done prior to paying the bar fine. its also very helpful not to be wasted. stick to what you negotiated. if she asks for more say no. if she puts up a stink tell her to leave. do not pay before hand as you loose all leverage.

its their livelyhood and you are just another john. nothing special. dont fall in love. remember you have the money and control it. if you dont like how you are being treated or they are aggressively trying to get you to do things pay your tab and leave. I think this may help you. instead of letting a bar girl automatically sitting down with you, tell them you are not interested. have a drink by yourself, scope the place out and see what pleases your as far as women. dont let them dictate the pace. when you see a woman that your find interesting go see her or flag her down. talk to her for a couple mintes to get the vibe. if you find her pleasant and enjoy her company offer her a drink. try to find a bar that isnt really busy. if its busy and lots of customers there she will be asking for drinks at a even quicker pace.

time is money there. you are not special. control the pace and dont be afraid to say no

feel free to message me...

Thanks, great advice! I have learned a lot and will use these tips.
 

stinkynuts

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When it comes to sex, I think it is pretty close to what you can get in Canada in terms of service and not much cheaper "per short" (well, maybe half the price). But what I love in Thailand is the go-go bars. They are the most "liberal" strip clubs you can imagine where naked girls sits with you just a few feet from the stage (not in any booth or "champagne room") and basically do everything except FS (well, I had BBBJ and I fingered her, did not try to do DATY). Yes, you have to buy her drinks every 5-10 minutes (and her friend if you want her too), but for $100 you can have very fun time. You then take her for ST or LT, walk with her around the walking street, get some food, even stop at a beer bar, and spent a night (if it is LT) at your hotel sleeping in the same bed. I never had problem with rushed or deliverable service nor with trying to overcharge me, but, on the other hand, I did not negotiate and tried to hold on buying the drink. So, it is about $300 for the fun night for me. I suggest not to hassle, forget about saving money, just go with the flow, chose the most beautiful girl you can find in a bar or go-go, spend an extra $50 on her, get her friend a couple of drinks too, leave some tip to the waitress. Next time girls in that bar will fight to get next to you. My advice: consider Thailand not as a place to get cheap sex, but as a place to get great sex and fun time for some $$$ that will not break your bank. Just never go with a freelancer or to a sex massage place.
Thanks. I have been avoiding the go go bars because all the expenses: drinks, tips, bar fines etc. But it seems like it may be worth it. You are right about sex not bring much cheaper here! Maybe half the price but so far I would have gotten a lot more value for my money in Canada.
 

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Thanks. I have been avoiding the go go bars because all the expenses: drinks, tips, bar fines etc. But it seems like it may be worth it. You are right about sex not bring much cheaper here! Maybe half the price but so far I would have gotten a lot more value for my money in Canada.
Yeah, and as other have suggested, be firm when it comes to the girls that try to push. Do not be cheap with the girl you chose, but if she pushes too much with drinks or with inviting her friends, just say to her that with this rate you'll have no money left to take her out (but do flash a good amount of cash when paying for drinks so that she know you do have money to spend on her). If she continues to push for friends' drinks or do not slow down to one drink per 7-10 minutes rate, dump her and move to another go-go bar. IMHO, the sex part in Thailand is the same as here, but everything around it, including GFE feeling that the girls provide, is one of the best. You just need to let go the "business" thoughts and enjoy, but, yet, still keep the count of the money. I know, it is tricky :).
 

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Take a deep breath and hit the reset button.

Here are two excellent outcall escort services in Bangkok.

The ladies are very accustomed to serving Westerners, and they do what they say, and they say what they do.

https://www.bangkokgoldescorts.com/gallery.html

https://www.bangkokgoldenescorts.com/

A common problem is the tendency for a lot of Johns to want an adventure every night, with some of the experiences being good, some bad.

Honestly, many “TER, Merb and Terb” guys don’t fit into that category. I don’t, and I can admit. Give me high quality sex over this picking girls up anytime.

Pattaya is certainly an acquired taste, and isn’t well served by reviewed escorts. Forget taking them back to your room if you want to minimize the chance of her going psycho. Pattaya’s beer halls have attached rooms, or short-term hotels within a block for a quick,min expensive shag. Not high-class rooms, but they suffice. Chat a girl up and do “short-time”. I didn’t like Pattaya as well as Bangkok, but I met a really nice lady and I just kept repeating with her most nights. I did two ladies a night, and one other was okay, but most were forgettable. I remember all of the Bangkok Gold escorts quite well.

From a tourism standpoint, book some trip with a Tours by Tong from Bangkok. The Elephant Village in Pattaya is excellent for rides, and if you take the boat to Ko Lara from Pattaya, you will find scenic beaches.

If you are Canadian or American, you have more money than most of the guys there, so take advantage of that and get out of the damn dumpster. It is a huge market, and you can be properly served and you can have a good time. You wouldn’t pick up Toronto street hookers, so quit hanging around Pattaya Beach Road.

And you didn’t get HIV. If you didn’t have a bleeding cut on your penis, nothing entered your bloodstream. It takes a really long time for HIV to seep into the bloodstream through a mucous membrane. For the penis, this is damn near impossible. Showering and peeing washes the vaginal fluid off long before it can seep into the bloodstream. If a man is uncircumcised, the possibility o transmission goes up slightly, but like from one in a million, to two in a million. The HIV transmissions via the pens haven when a guy has unprotected vaginal sex with a lady, rolls over, and goes to sleep, and doesn’t wash or pee for many, many hours. And the penis is a lousy mucous membrane fir absorption into the bloodstream, anyway. The vagina and anus are excellent absorbers, so women and receptive gay men are at risk for HIV for unprotected sex. There are anal and vaginal suppositories because those membranes are absorbers.

You can turn your trip around. Just do things differently from this point forward.
 

stinkynuts

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Take a deep breath and hit the reset button.

Here are two excellent outcall escort services in Bangkok.

The ladies are very accustomed to serving Westerners, and they do what they say, and they say what they do.

https://www.bangkokgoldescorts.com/gallery.html

https://www.bangkokgoldenescorts.com/

A common problem is the tendency for a lot of Johns to want an adventure every night, with some of the experiences being good, some bad.

Honestly, many “TER, Merb and Terb” guys don’t fit into that category. I don’t, and I can admit. Give me high quality sex over this picking girls up anytime.

Pattaya is certainly an acquired taste, and isn’t well served by reviewed escorts. Forget taking them back to your room if you want to minimize the chance of her going psycho. Pattaya’s beer halls have attached rooms, or short-term hotels within a block for a quick,min expensive shag. Not high-class rooms, but they suffice. Chat a girl up and do “short-time”. I didn’t like Pattaya as well as Bangkok, but I met a really nice lady and I just kept repeating with her most nights. I did two ladies a night, and one other was okay, but most were forgettable. I remember all of the Bangkok Gold escorts quite well.

From a tourism standpoint, book some trip with a Tours by Tong from Bangkok. The Elephant Village in Pattaya is excellent for rides, and if you take the boat to Ko Lara from Pattaya, you will find scenic beaches.

If you are Canadian or American, you have more money than most of the guys there, so take advantage of that and get out of the damn dumpster. It is a huge market, and you can be properly served and you can have a good time. You wouldn’t pick up Toronto street hookers, so quit hanging around Pattaya Beach Road.

And you didn’t get HIV. If you didn’t have a bleeding cut on your penis, nothing entered your bloodstream. It takes a really long time for HIV to seep into the bloodstream through a mucous membrane. For the penis, this is damn near impossible. Showering and peeing washes the vaginal fluid off long before it can seep into the bloodstream. If a man is uncircumcised, the possibility o transmission goes up slightly, but like from one in a million, to two in a million. The HIV transmissions via the pens haven when a guy has unprotected vaginal sex with a lady, rolls over, and goes to sleep, and doesn’t wash or pee for many, many hours. And the penis is a lousy mucous membrane fir absorption into the bloodstream, anyway. The vagina and anus are excellent absorbers, so women and receptive gay men are at risk for HIV for unprotected sex. There are anal and vaginal suppositories because those membranes are absorbers.

You can turn your trip around. Just do things differently from this point forward.

Great advice! I will definitely follow it. Seems like that escort agency is really good. I will avoid Beach Road and try the bars and do the short time at the bar.

Thanks for putting my mind at ease. I know the odds are slim of getting hiv but it just takes one time, so I will always be s bit worried.


You know how I’ve been spending a lit of my money? Giving it away. Thousands of Baht, hundreds of dollars. I feel so bad seeing everyone just slaving away to survive, young and old. Women with children, the disabled, hotel maids who are hardworking and friendly, yet make nothing.

It makes me so mad that I blew thousands of Baht on greedy whores who provide me nothing and don’t lift a finger for me, and milk money easily from suckers like me.

I gave my hotel maid 500 Baht which is only $20 and she was overjoyed. She made my room extra nice and folded my towels in the shape of an elephant. The next day she waited for me to leave my room to check out just to see me off and thank me. I left another 300 Baht in the room for her.

While walking in Bangkok I came across a mother with a young girl around three years old. I looked at the girl’s feet and my heart broke, they were black with dirt. I went to 7/11 and bought a while bunch if food and drinks and also gave them 300 Baht.

Later I saw a young girl sitting on the street and she was scratching herself. I looked and saw a huge rash on her skin. I almost wanted to cry. I didn’t even stop, I just kept walking. It’s just too overwhelming and I can’t help everyone. There is just so much poverty and despair.


Tips are not required here, but I tip everyone who serves me: waitresses, drivers, hotel maids, hotel clerks, and services even street food vendors 20-500 Baht (80 cents to $20). Best use of my money because to them it’s worth so much more, and it feels good to give money away to those who deserve it. But maybe I am just doing it to make myself feel not so guilty?
 

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I spent a month in Thailand in 2006 and loved it. Spent 1 week on the Andaman Sea scuba diving, 4 days in Bangkok and the rest in Phuket. I had a great time in Phuket and found plenty of distractions and women without too much pressure or stress. Definitely be wary of bar fines, bar drinks for the ladies and ladyboys. I had a blast in the Bangla Road area and was walking distance to my hotel studio. Check out the ISG forum if you have not already. There is tons of good info there that along with the advice here, should help you salvage the remainder of your trip.
 

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I've only been to Thailand once about 9 years ago and yes there were surprises! It seems like nearly every time I visit a new hobby locality I get ripped off until I figure it out. Sometimes, when I return after a long hiatus I feel like I get ripped off again because someone has moved my cheese. Mostly though it is because I am lazy and didn't do my homework.

Patron and others have given you sound advice. I would stick with the agencies and order the most premium pussy I could find. Unlike my friend Patron, I am a hunter-gatherer/adventurer. So here's my suggestion: First see the agency girl and then go out on the town and visit all the bars and freelancers and experiment a bit. Read all the Thailand forums and watch the YouTube videos at breakfast and go explore and figure it out. Do what I do in Brazil. I put a certain amount of money in my pocket and go out for the night. I split the money up in case I get robbed and I don't spend more than I have in my pocket. Do this and have a ball and you will become sort of an expert on Thailand.
 

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I spent a month in Thailand in 2006 and loved it. Spent 1 week on the Andaman Sea scuba diving, 4 days in Bangkok and the rest in Phuket. I had a great time in Phuket and found plenty of distractions and women without too much pressure or stress. Definitely be wary of bar fines, bar drinks for the ladies and ladyboys. I had a blast in the Bangla Road area and was walking distance to my hotel studio. Check out the ISG forum if you have not already. There is tons of good info there that along with the advice here, should help you salvage the remainder of your trip.
Thailand is full of surprises and zonk dates. I, too, spent time in Phuket and it is a really cool place. We used to go out and hit the pick-up bars and then go and pay someone to give us a massage all night and have breakfast and go to bed. I picked up a freelancer outside the SW court (I don't know how to explain it. It was a like a food court but instead of food you would buy/rent SWs). I met a girl that on a scale of 1-10 was a 1,000. I negotiated with her and then she wanted me to pay her barfine and I said BS. Your standing out here. Let's not bring in a middle man. We took a tuk tuk back to the Holiday Inn...I rubbed her feet and she loved it saying no one has ever done that before. She slipped out of her skin tight dress and she was in a sexy bra and pantie set. We made out some more. We started kissing and
she took off her bra and I stepped back. Ahhh! What happened to your titties!!!! She said "Like you didn't know."

In Thailand my masseuse and co-workers from Thailand told me: If she looks to good to be true she probably is. My Thai masseuse said look out for the tall, tall sexy sexy girl. She emphasized Sexy with the Thai accent. Me and my boss got a kick out of it.
 

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Thailand is full of surprises and zonk dates. I, too, spent time in Phuket and it is a really cool place. We used to go out and hit the pick-up bars and then go and pay someone to give us a massage all night and have breakfast and go to bed. I picked up a freelancer outside the SW court (I don't know how to explain it. It was a like a food court but instead of food you would buy/rent SWs). I met a girl that on a scale of 1-10 was a 1,000. I negotiated with her and then she wanted me to pay her barfine and I said BS. Your standing out here. Let's not bring in a middle man. We took a tuk tuk back to the Holiday Inn...I rubbed her feet and she loved it saying no one has ever done that before. She slipped out of her skin tight dress and she was in a sexy bra and pantie set. We made out some more. We started kissing and
she took off her bra and I stepped back. Ahhh! What happened to your titties!!!! She said "Like you didn't know."

In Thailand my masseuse and co-workers from Thailand told me: If she looks to good to be true she probably is. My Thai masseuse said look out for the tall, tall sexy sexy girl. She emphasized Sexy with the Thai accent. Me and my boss got a kick out of it.

The most beautiful women with amazing hair and bodies have been ladboys. I saw one that was stunning.

Had a bad experience with a massage. I kissed and sucked her nipples and she gave me a hj. Turned out to be a ladyboy. I was grossed out and left as fast as I could
 
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Had a bad experience with a massage. I kissed and sucked her nipples and she gave me a hj. Turned out to be a ladyboy. I was grossed out and left as fast as I could
I wonder if it was the same girl I had? LOL!

My boss would go to a legit massage parlor and we would have non-sex workers give us a massage all night long. He had a masseuse he had seen a few days in a row that was husky and rather unattractive...she was the one that was telling us how to pick out ladyboys by saying look out for "tall, tall sexy, SEXY girls. That is ladyboy."

While I was having a massage by an ugly old woman with a cough and the few times I came in to the parlor I would see this beautiful striking young lady. She was always busy. The last day I was going down the the pick-up bar where the girls danced with numbers on, I stopped by to see my boss. The fat lady said "oh he get how you say special treatment... I went back there and he had cucumbers on his eyes and a green mask on with a plastic hair net. I was cracking up and pointing at him....I tried to walk out and I saw the beautiful masseuse. Instead of going to the bar I had her massage me. Unfortunately, she didn't initiate sex so at the end I got up and gently guided her to the wall and kissed her and I told her I wanted more. She walked away and came back and said OK. I got on the table and she gave me a hand job with edging that lasted at least 30 minutes and she would lean in and kiss me while I felt her ass. The edging was incredible as I looked into her beautiful eyes. I have never been able to give myself a handjob like that. Finally I orgasmed. We sat up and exchanged numbers and spoke through gestures and translators. I told her I would come back for her. I told her I loved her (yes I was young and stupid) she was incredible..

We checked out a 2 am to fly all night to Korea. In the taxi back to the airport, I confessed to my boss that I never made it to the go-go bar. I told him that the hot masseuse was finally not busy so I spent my last few hobby hours with her. I told him that I kissed her and I got her number and she wants to see me blah blah blah...He clapped his hands together and said his masseuse (the fat lady) walked back into his room laughing saying "Your friend got the ladyboy."

Plausible deniability was the theme of the rest of the trip.
 
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When in doubt be honest and just ask if they are Ladyboy or not, you don't mean to cause offence but that's not what you are looking for. Some will be straight up, others won't so you may have to see, quick flash, or feel the goods before payment. If they know you are serious paying customer and they can make money then it's okay, this doesn't work all the time as some will try to fool you but it never hurts to ask.

Many bars follow a code that they have to tell it's the other places you have to worry about.

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