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Thailand: nightmare trip so far!!!

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Adventure versus reviewed lady for outcall is kind of an interesting topic.

Hungry may have the right idea that it is useful to have some of each, although it seems that StinkyNuts has had enough adventures.

The first massage parlor I went to in Bangkok, I saw a very attractive lady during the afternoon where they had a two hour special. It was a terrible experience. The first cum happened fast, and that is where the comedy began. Her soap opera started, and she insisted on watching it. She turned the volume up really high, and wouldn’t turn it down. Surprisingly I got hard and stayed hard, which is unusual for me since I usually go soft during a mediocre experience. I was doing her doggie style while the actors and actresses spoke that irritating Thai nasal language where certain syllables are pronounced with a different tone than others. Occasionally she would hand me more lube without taking her eyes off the TV. I gave up on coming like that, but finished by giving myself a hand job while fingering her bottom (after she said her pussy was getting sore). She at least rolled over on her side to allow better positioning for this, but she continued to watch TV.

The other massage parlor was a little bit better. It mostly served Japanese customers, but a nice lady was okay with serving me. I liked her. She made me put on slippers that were ridiculously small. She said your feet are bigger than Japanese. I said my dick is bigger, too (it isn’t) and she did the obligatory giggle. She was a good fuck, but the room was too tiny to be believed. I did her doggie style while looking at a little sign that was only written in English that said “No Vice Activties”. I guess it was okay to fuck if you can’t read English, or are willing, like me, to ignore the sign.

The four ladies I saw from an agency were top notch. BBBJ, CIM, anal when available, as many cums in two hours as possible, toys, uniforms, excellent English, etc. One lady had a whole suitcase full of uniforms, and another was genuinely funny, informing me that a certain toy was a butt plug and that it was “for butt”. Thai women are very clean, but I distinctly remember her sniffing the butt plug after cleaning it, just to be sure. I laughed when the agency booker described her as his least classy girl. I found her to be loveable, though.

A lot of ISG members simply find outcall escorting to be boring. They want to be out and about, but I personally found the best performers to be the out all ladies from places that advertise in English and are aware of their reviews. They are a little more expensive, but worth it to me.

Pattaya is nothing but adventure, although the emergence of Smooci and its review system might have changed things. I found one special lady who, after the first session, would meet me again at that beer hall at a specified time.

Other than that, it was hit and miss, but mostly miss. The one great fuck was the Subway girl. I talked to her, but too soon after my previous session, so I told her I would come back. A little bit later while walking around, I hear a beep from a moped, and it is her with a Subway sandwich hanging from the handlebar. She wanted to know if I am ready yet. I said yes, but please eat your sandwich. She said it was a veggie that would keep and “let’s fuck”.

But there were some notable misses. One lady had horrible back acne once we got to her room, and the condom was bloody when we finished, so she was clearly on her period. At Devil’s Den, they paired up an older lady who did anal with a truly beautiful young one who didn’t do anal. The problem was that after I did anal with the older one, she was opinionated and loud and played a porno. After the recovery time and watching them go at each other, I wanted to quietly fuck the beautiful young thing, who didn’t speak any a English, but it was damn distracting having the older one loudly working herself off with the vibrator while the porno was playing. Finally she figured it out when I kept moving her to the end of the bed, and reducing the volume on the porno. The last ten minutes with the beautiful young lady were excellent, but we are talking about 12 good minutes out of 120, two minutes of good anal sex with the older, loud one, and ten of vaginal sex with the cute, young one. I do recall relatively more CBJs in Pattaya in comparison to BBBJs, but that could have just been bad luck. Still, I strongly prefer BBBJ and that is a clear advantage of an outcall escort independent or agency that advertises and delivers that service.
 
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Well, my bad run continues. Booked an escort with Smooci and did not get bbbj rim or dfk as advertised. She was nit very friendly either. Told me that those services would not be available due to the Corona virus. Seems like an excuse.
 

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For what it is worth, I have never read a review of a Bangkok Gokd or a Bangkok Golden lady who didn’t do the services she offers on the website.

I used Bangkok Gold.

Bangkok Golden was formed after I was there.

And there are plenty of good recent ISG reports.

It sounds like the scene there might be deteriorating. Hopefully the deterioration doesn’t extend to those two agencies.
 
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Go to one of the big massage parlors (the kinds where the ladies are behind windows) and get a soapy massage. That will cure your ills. lol
 

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Go to one of the big massage parlors (the kinds where the ladies are behind windows) and get a soapy massage. That will cure your ills. lol
That was where I had my soap opera watching experience. They are hit and miss in terms of real GFE.

It seems that StinkyNuts has been going tge more traditional route in Thailand and encountering more misses than hits.
 

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I think the excuse may become normal for a while.. and not sure its really an excuse, lot of paranoia going around
 

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Thanks for the great advice, I really appreciate it, man. This is my first time in Thailand and before coming I thought I did my research, but I guess nothing csn substitute for raw experience. I may try that escort agency when I return to Bangkok.

What shocked me most was how drastically she changed. Before she arrived at my hotel she was so sweet and cheerful and held my hand as we walked. After she received the money she was cold and distant and at the end she was a totally different person yelling and carrying on like a mad woman.Man, women are scary!
And what have you learned from this, they are in it for the money duhhhhh lol, so pay them once the work is done. Do you pay a plumber or an electrician upfront ? What are you 5 lol.
 

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And what have you learned from this, they are in it for the money duhhhhh lol, so pay them once the work is done. Do you pay a plumber or an electrician upfront ? What are you 5 lol.
The ones I had the most luck with were “westernized”. It wasn’t any different than getting an escort in the U.S. or Canada, except the price was less.

The said what they did, and did what they said. It didn’t matter whether the payment was at the beginning or at the end. They cared about customer service, and their reviews.

I found the bar, strip joint and massage scene different than that. Unfortunately that is all that Pattaya has, so there was a girl who was a home run, but there were some swings and misses.

This thread should be heartwarming to guys who see reviewed escorts, including in Toronto. It is a good system that provides the best sex, and it is replicated throughout the world. Of course there are plenty of good incall places in the world with reviewed escorts. But in my opinion, the further you stray from the system of a sex worker who advertises specific services at a set price, and has reviews, the greater the likelihood of really bad experiences.

Can you imagine reading a review of a Toronto, Montreal, or U.S. escort who watched a soap opera during the session and handed the customer some lube every once in a while while he was pumping her doggie style. It just doesn’t happen. But the lady I saw at the Bangkok massage parlor who did that doesn’t give a shit about a review. Hell, I have no idea what her name was.

But to a lot of guys, that kind of experience is part of the adventure that they want. They take the good and the bad, but value the adventure. Those guys don’t get to know any sex workers, don’t spend time analyzing which condoms feel best, don’t usually play three holes, don’t explore fetishes, etc. They go out and party for hours, drink some alcohol, listen to some music, makes lots of small talk, look at a lot of different women, get a lot of bad sex (including plenty of CBJs), occasionally get some good sex, and declare that guys who see escorts in their hotel rooms have boring lives waiting for the knock on the door and/or are lame for going to an incall and only seeing the lady they are having sex with instead of rudely insisting on hanging out there and trying to meet all the ladies and maybe even raiding the fridge and making themselves a sandwich.

And this internet advertising / review system creeping into places like Thailand, Czech Republic and Germany has absolutely infuriated the party/club guys in other boards. A lot of younger women like it because it is more efficient, and consistent with the Gig Economy they grew up in. They review the restaurants they eat in, so it is no big deal if a guy reviews their BBBJs. And they don’t spend hours at the bar or club or line-up brothel to get a single customer for the evening, the cell phone text message comes in, they put it on their cell phone calendar if the appointment is for the future, and off they go to fuck once the appointment date and time comes. No wasted time and effort.
 
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Oh man...what agency did you book through smooci? Also, why??
Been living here in Thailand for a year now, never had these problems.
 

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Make sure to get yourself checked bro. If she slipped you bareback...shenprobably does it to everyone she's with....
 
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Sorry to hear about your bad experiences. Sounds like things have drastically changed for the worse. I too was last there in 2006, a long time ago, though prices seem not to have changed that much. I am not saying you are a pushover, but there is definitely a skill to dealing with the girls. In all, I went seven times and got much better at avoiding troublesome girls and finding the good ones. To tell the truth, by the last few trips, I didn't even much use the bars, massage parlours or beer bars. I just picked girls up in malls etc. It was much more fun and more quality too. If you are with the pros, I'd suggest that when you meet them you let them know you've been to Thailand before and that you're going to be there this time for a month or more. These lies will should do two things, give them pause before they try the worst scams as they'll think you might be familiar with them, and 2, give them reason to try and make you a repeat customer. I used to pretend ask them if they were free the next night too...this was the best way of ensuring they behaved and gave me a good time on the first night!

Hope your next trip goes better.
 

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Sounds like a number of newby mistakes.

And for safety sake, never pick up girls from the Coconut bar lol.
 

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I don’t even know where to begin. I’m halfway into my three week trip in Thailand. So far everything has gone terribly.

In Bangkok I went to a bar and two girls sat down and start ordering drinks. I never asked one of the girls to join me but she sat down and started ordering expensive drinks. After only 20 minutes my bill was 2000 baht which is $80. I took one of the girls back to the hotel and the service was not that great but at least it was not a complete scam either. Unlike me experience in Pattaya which I will tell you about.

In Bangkok I tried A nuru body Massage. The girl went on top of me and started rubbing her pussy on my dick. Without asking if I wanted a condom she slid my penis inside her. Like an idiot I continued because I thought it was too late anyway. Now I am freaking about whether I have HIV.

I just arrived in Pattaya and picked up a freelancer on Beach Road. She quoted me 1000 baht for short time. When we arrived at the hotel she asked for 3000 for a long time. She had promised me BBBJ and I thought it would be worth it so I asked her if 2500 would be OK for long time. She agreed but insisted that I pay her upfront. Foolishly I did. As soon as she got the money she said she would do only oral with a condom. I could not get hard. After only two minutes of sex she turned her head away from me and lay down. After five minutes of sleeping she went to the shower and when she came back she said she was leaving. I said fine, but give me back 1500 baht because she only stayed for a short time. She freaked out on me and said she would not. She then open the hotel door started screaming and slammed the door very hard and made a huge scene. She had left her ID with reception, and one minute later reception called me to ask if everything was OK. I said no and told him not to give her back her ID.

I went downstairs to the lobby and she was acting very crazy. She started shouting at me and calling me cheap and telling other hotel customers that I wanted a refund after having sex with her. She made up lies, saying I fucked her twice. It got so bad that reception call the police. Police then took my picture and the hookers picture. They told her to give me back some of the money. I told her that she owed me 1500 but I would settle for 700. In the end the police were able to get her to pay me back 700.

Luckily I had locked my wallet and all my valuables in the safe. I am 100% sure that she was trying to rob me because she wanted me to shower first. Also, before going to the hotel she wanted me to drink at a gogo bar. I’m pretty sure she wanted to slip some drugs into my drink.

My impression of Thailand so far is very negative. I have been lied to and scammed by so many people, not just the sex workers. Street food vendors have charged me double the regular rate. The sex workers are greedy and only after money. No one seems to be genuinely interested in having anything to do with me. Everyone is only after money and will do anything to obtain it, including lying, cheating snd stealing. At least in Canada I have terb.


So far I spent almost $2000 in 10 days and all of my experiences have been terrible or just lousy. I especially hate Pattaya. It’s seedy, smelly, and nasty.

Is there any way to salvage this trip? So far the sex with Thai women has been atrocious; they just want to grab your money and run. I went to some bj bars but the girls either had bad attitudes and made it clear that they hated what they were doing, or would suck for ten minutes before rushing me and switching to a handjob. Maybe it’s just me. Anyone else have a similar experience? Any advice would be appreciated because I feel so depressed now.

I ve not been to Thailand for years but it is the country of scams. The lonely planet had over 120 scams listed and I experienced each and everyone - with no harm or foul because if you know the scam they are harmless. The one you have to watch out is where they drug you food and take your passport, and the selling drug one where they make you sell you house or get executed for having drugs (that with the police) - Thailand was great in general if have street smarts otherwise i say avoid.
Plus back then everyone just wants to sleep for you for free to become your mistress - its like being in a strip bar constantly - but that was then - lots have changed since the terrorists established themselves.
Considering they have a jail "the Bankcok Hilton" where foriengers live like animals begging for food from tourists and waiting to be executed you got of light.
 

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I don’t even know where to begin. I’m halfway into my three week trip in Thailand. So far everything has gone terribly.

In Bangkok I went to a bar and two girls sat down and start ordering drinks. I never asked one of the girls to join me but she sat down and started ordering expensive drinks. After only 20 minutes my bill was 2000 baht which is $80. I took one of the girls back to the hotel and the service was not that great but at least it was not a complete scam either. Unlike me experience in Pattaya which I will tell you about.

In Bangkok I tried A nuru body Massage. The girl went on top of me and started rubbing her pussy on my dick. Without asking if I wanted a condom she slid my penis inside her. Like an idiot I continued because I thought it was too late anyway. Now I am freaking about whether I have HIV.

I just arrived in Pattaya and picked up a freelancer on Beach Road. She quoted me 1000 baht for short time. When we arrived at the hotel she asked for 3000 for a long time. She had promised me BBBJ and I thought it would be worth it so I asked her if 2500 would be OK for long time. She agreed but insisted that I pay her upfront. Foolishly I did. As soon as she got the money she said she would do only oral with a condom. I could not get hard. After only two minutes of sex she turned her head away from me and lay down. After five minutes of sleeping she went to the shower and when she came back she said she was leaving. I said fine, but give me back 1500 baht because she only stayed for a short time. She freaked out on me and said she would not. She then open the hotel door started screaming and slammed the door very hard and made a huge scene. She had left her ID with reception, and one minute later reception called me to ask if everything was OK. I said no and told him not to give her back her ID.

I went downstairs to the lobby and she was acting very crazy. She started shouting at me and calling me cheap and telling other hotel customers that I wanted a refund after having sex with her. She made up lies, saying I fucked her twice. It got so bad that reception call the police. Police then took my picture and the hookers picture. They told her to give me back some of the money. I told her that she owed me 1500 but I would settle for 700. In the end the police were able to get her to pay me back 700.

Luckily I had locked my wallet and all my valuables in the safe. I am 100% sure that she was trying to rob me because she wanted me to shower first. Also, before going to the hotel she wanted me to drink at a gogo bar. I’m pretty sure she wanted to slip some drugs into my drink.

My impression of Thailand so far is very negative. I have been lied to and scammed by so many people, not just the sex workers. Street food vendors have charged me double the regular rate. The sex workers are greedy and only after money. No one seems to be genuinely interested in having anything to do with me. Everyone is only after money and will do anything to obtain it, including lying, cheating snd stealing. At least in Canada I have terb.


So far I spent almost $2000 in 10 days and all of my experiences have been terrible or just lousy. I especially hate Pattaya. It’s seedy, smelly, and nasty.

Is there any way to salvage this trip? So far the sex with Thai women has been atrocious; they just want to grab your money and run. I went to some bj bars but the girls either had bad attitudes and made it clear that they hated what they were doing, or would suck for ten minutes before rushing me and switching to a handjob. Maybe it’s just me. Anyone else have a similar experience? Any advice would be appreciated because I feel so depressed now.
your an idiot for letting her go raw on you lol
 

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When it comes to sex, I think it is pretty close to what you can get in Canada in terms of service and not much cheaper "per short" (well, maybe half the price). But what I love in Thailand is the go-go bars. They are the most "liberal" strip clubs you can imagine where naked girls sits with you just a few feet from the stage (not in any booth or "champagne room") and basically do everything except FS (well, I had BBBJ and I fingered her, did not try to do DATY). Yes, you have to buy her drinks every 5-10 minutes (and her friend if you want her too), but for $100 you can have very fun time. You then take her for ST or LT, walk with her around the walking street, get some food, even stop at a beer bar, and spent a night (if it is LT) at your hotel sleeping in the same bed. I never had problem with rushed or deliverable service nor with trying to overcharge me, but, on the other hand, I did not negotiate and tried to hold on buying the drink. So, it is about $300 for the fun night for me. I suggest not to hassle, forget about saving money, just go with the flow, chose the most beautiful girl you can find in a bar or go-go, spend an extra $50 on her, get her friend a couple of drinks too, leave some tip to the waitress. Next time girls in that bar will fight to get next to you. My advice: consider Thailand not as a place to get cheap sex, but as a place to get great sex and fun time for some $$$ that will not break your bank. Just never go with a freelancer or to a sex massage place.
its like dating but you paying for her time too. lame if you ask me. only low value beta thristy males do that
 

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your an idiot for letting her go raw on you lol
Guaranteed you have HIV.

LJ
I don’t even know where to begin. I’m halfway into my three week trip in Thailand. So far everything has gone terribly.

In Bangkok I went to a bar and two girls sat down and start ordering drinks. I never asked one of the girls to join me but she sat down and started ordering expensive drinks. After only 20 minutes my bill was 2000 baht which is $80. I took one of the girls back to the hotel and the service was not that great but at least it was not a complete scam either. Unlike me experience in Pattaya which I will tell you about.

In Bangkok I tried A nuru body Massage. The girl went on top of me and started rubbing her pussy on my dick. Without asking if I wanted a condom she slid my penis inside her. Like an idiot I continued because I thought it was too late anyway. Now I am freaking about whether I have HIV.

I just arrived in Pattaya and picked up a freelancer on Beach Road. She quoted me 1000 baht for short time. When we arrived at the hotel she asked for 3000 for a long time. She had promised me BBBJ and I thought it would be worth it so I asked her if 2500 would be OK for long time. She agreed but insisted that I pay her upfront. Foolishly I did. As soon as she got the money she said she would do only oral with a condom. I could not get hard. After only two minutes of sex she turned her head away from me and lay down. After five minutes of sleeping she went to the shower and when she came back she said she was leaving. I said fine, but give me back 1500 baht because she only stayed for a short time. She freaked out on me and said she would not. She then open the hotel door started screaming and slammed the door very hard and made a huge scene. She had left her ID with reception, and one minute later reception called me to ask if everything was OK. I said no and told him not to give her back her ID.

I went downstairs to the lobby and she was acting very crazy. She started shouting at me and calling me cheap and telling other hotel customers that I wanted a refund after having sex with her. She made up lies, saying I fucked her twice. It got so bad that reception call the police. Police then took my picture and the hookers picture. They told her to give me back some of the money. I told her that she owed me 1500 but I would settle for 700. In the end the police were able to get her to pay me back 700.

Luckily I had locked my wallet and all my valuables in the safe. I am 100% sure that she was trying to rob me because she wanted me to shower first. Also, before going to the hotel she wanted me to drink at a gogo bar. I’m pretty sure she wanted to slip some drugs into my drink.

My impression of Thailand so far is very negative. I have been lied to and scammed by so many people, not just the sex workers. Street food vendors have charged me double the regular rate. The sex workers are greedy and only after money. No one seems to be genuinely interested in having anything to do with me. Everyone is only after money and will do anything to obtain it, including lying, cheating snd stealing. At least in Canada I have terb.


So far I spent almost $2000 in 10 days and all of my experiences have been terrible or just lousy. I especially hate Pattaya. It’s seedy, smelly, and nasty.

Is there any way to salvage this trip? So far the sex with Thai women has been atrocious; they just want to grab your money and run. I went to some bj bars but the girls either had bad attitudes and made it clear that they hated what they were doing, or would suck for ten minutes before rushing me and switching to a handjob. ? Any advice would be appreciated because I feel so depressed now.
Maybe it’s just me. Anyone else have a similar experience

It's just you.

LJ
 

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Guaranteed you have HIV.

LJ

Maybe it’s just me. Anyone else have a similar experience

It's just you.

LJ
You describe your BB experience as though you were a helpless child.

I would be angry too, though my anger would be with myself.

Try owning you actions instead of bouncing them off others in the hopes of finding a soft place to land.

Whats troubling is that you are a Terb member who will come home and seek the comforts of a local SP.

Hopefuly you will have the decency to wait 8 weeks and get an HIV test then a full spectrum STD test before you hobby again.

No Quarter.

LJ
 

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I haven't been on this form for a few years as I have lived abroad. I have to return to Toronto, so I thought I would pop in. I can tell you Thailand has changed in the last 18 months quite drastically for the mongering type. I have been coming to LOS for a long time as a tourist and have settled in BKK for 2+ years now and since the initial shutdown, it's been a mess. You seem to have fallen into the easy tourist traps and trust me when I say this we all have. Next time, just shoot me a message....LOL
 
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I haven't been on this form for a few years as I have lived abroad. I have to return to Toronto, so I thought I would pop in. I can tell you Thailand has changed in the last 18 months quite drastically for the mongering type. I have been coming to LOS for a long time as a tourist and have settled in BKK for 2+ years now and since the initial shutdown, it's been a mess. You seem to have fallen into the easy tourist traps and trust me when I say this we all have. Next time, just shoot me a message....LOL
Why is it a mess?
 
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