Adventure versus reviewed lady for outcall is kind of an interesting topic.
Hungry may have the right idea that it is useful to have some of each, although it seems that StinkyNuts has had enough adventures.
The first massage parlor I went to in Bangkok, I saw a very attractive lady during the afternoon where they had a two hour special. It was a terrible experience. The first cum happened fast, and that is where the comedy began. Her soap opera started, and she insisted on watching it. She turned the volume up really high, and wouldn’t turn it down. Surprisingly I got hard and stayed hard, which is unusual for me since I usually go soft during a mediocre experience. I was doing her doggie style while the actors and actresses spoke that irritating Thai nasal language where certain syllables are pronounced with a different tone than others. Occasionally she would hand me more lube without taking her eyes off the TV. I gave up on coming like that, but finished by giving myself a hand job while fingering her bottom (after she said her pussy was getting sore). She at least rolled over on her side to allow better positioning for this, but she continued to watch TV.
The other massage parlor was a little bit better. It mostly served Japanese customers, but a nice lady was okay with serving me. I liked her. She made me put on slippers that were ridiculously small. She said your feet are bigger than Japanese. I said my dick is bigger, too (it isn’t) and she did the obligatory giggle. She was a good fuck, but the room was too tiny to be believed. I did her doggie style while looking at a little sign that was only written in English that said “No Vice Activties”. I guess it was okay to fuck if you can’t read English, or are willing, like me, to ignore the sign.
The four ladies I saw from an agency were top notch. BBBJ, CIM, anal when available, as many cums in two hours as possible, toys, uniforms, excellent English, etc. One lady had a whole suitcase full of uniforms, and another was genuinely funny, informing me that a certain toy was a butt plug and that it was “for butt”. Thai women are very clean, but I distinctly remember her sniffing the butt plug after cleaning it, just to be sure. I laughed when the agency booker described her as his least classy girl. I found her to be loveable, though.
A lot of ISG members simply find outcall escorting to be boring. They want to be out and about, but I personally found the best performers to be the out all ladies from places that advertise in English and are aware of their reviews. They are a little more expensive, but worth it to me.
Pattaya is nothing but adventure, although the emergence of Smooci and its review system might have changed things. I found one special lady who, after the first session, would meet me again at that beer hall at a specified time.
Other than that, it was hit and miss, but mostly miss. The one great fuck was the Subway girl. I talked to her, but too soon after my previous session, so I told her I would come back. A little bit later while walking around, I hear a beep from a moped, and it is her with a Subway sandwich hanging from the handlebar. She wanted to know if I am ready yet. I said yes, but please eat your sandwich. She said it was a veggie that would keep and “let’s fuck”.
But there were some notable misses. One lady had horrible back acne once we got to her room, and the condom was bloody when we finished, so she was clearly on her period. At Devil’s Den, they paired up an older lady who did anal with a truly beautiful young one who didn’t do anal. The problem was that after I did anal with the older one, she was opinionated and loud and played a porno. After the recovery time and watching them go at each other, I wanted to quietly fuck the beautiful young thing, who didn’t speak any a English, but it was damn distracting having the older one loudly working herself off with the vibrator while the porno was playing. Finally she figured it out when I kept moving her to the end of the bed, and reducing the volume on the porno. The last ten minutes with the beautiful young lady were excellent, but we are talking about 12 good minutes out of 120, two minutes of good anal sex with the older, loud one, and ten of vaginal sex with the cute, young one. I do recall relatively more CBJs in Pattaya in comparison to BBBJs, but that could have just been bad luck. Still, I strongly prefer BBBJ and that is a clear advantage of an outcall escort independent or agency that advertises and delivers that service.
Hungry may have the right idea that it is useful to have some of each, although it seems that StinkyNuts has had enough adventures.
The first massage parlor I went to in Bangkok, I saw a very attractive lady during the afternoon where they had a two hour special. It was a terrible experience. The first cum happened fast, and that is where the comedy began. Her soap opera started, and she insisted on watching it. She turned the volume up really high, and wouldn’t turn it down. Surprisingly I got hard and stayed hard, which is unusual for me since I usually go soft during a mediocre experience. I was doing her doggie style while the actors and actresses spoke that irritating Thai nasal language where certain syllables are pronounced with a different tone than others. Occasionally she would hand me more lube without taking her eyes off the TV. I gave up on coming like that, but finished by giving myself a hand job while fingering her bottom (after she said her pussy was getting sore). She at least rolled over on her side to allow better positioning for this, but she continued to watch TV.
The other massage parlor was a little bit better. It mostly served Japanese customers, but a nice lady was okay with serving me. I liked her. She made me put on slippers that were ridiculously small. She said your feet are bigger than Japanese. I said my dick is bigger, too (it isn’t) and she did the obligatory giggle. She was a good fuck, but the room was too tiny to be believed. I did her doggie style while looking at a little sign that was only written in English that said “No Vice Activties”. I guess it was okay to fuck if you can’t read English, or are willing, like me, to ignore the sign.
The four ladies I saw from an agency were top notch. BBBJ, CIM, anal when available, as many cums in two hours as possible, toys, uniforms, excellent English, etc. One lady had a whole suitcase full of uniforms, and another was genuinely funny, informing me that a certain toy was a butt plug and that it was “for butt”. Thai women are very clean, but I distinctly remember her sniffing the butt plug after cleaning it, just to be sure. I laughed when the agency booker described her as his least classy girl. I found her to be loveable, though.
A lot of ISG members simply find outcall escorting to be boring. They want to be out and about, but I personally found the best performers to be the out all ladies from places that advertise in English and are aware of their reviews. They are a little more expensive, but worth it to me.
Pattaya is nothing but adventure, although the emergence of Smooci and its review system might have changed things. I found one special lady who, after the first session, would meet me again at that beer hall at a specified time.
Other than that, it was hit and miss, but mostly miss. The one great fuck was the Subway girl. I talked to her, but too soon after my previous session, so I told her I would come back. A little bit later while walking around, I hear a beep from a moped, and it is her with a Subway sandwich hanging from the handlebar. She wanted to know if I am ready yet. I said yes, but please eat your sandwich. She said it was a veggie that would keep and “let’s fuck”.
But there were some notable misses. One lady had horrible back acne once we got to her room, and the condom was bloody when we finished, so she was clearly on her period. At Devil’s Den, they paired up an older lady who did anal with a truly beautiful young one who didn’t do anal. The problem was that after I did anal with the older one, she was opinionated and loud and played a porno. After the recovery time and watching them go at each other, I wanted to quietly fuck the beautiful young thing, who didn’t speak any a English, but it was damn distracting having the older one loudly working herself off with the vibrator while the porno was playing. Finally she figured it out when I kept moving her to the end of the bed, and reducing the volume on the porno. The last ten minutes with the beautiful young lady were excellent, but we are talking about 12 good minutes out of 120, two minutes of good anal sex with the older, loud one, and ten of vaginal sex with the cute, young one. I do recall relatively more CBJs in Pattaya in comparison to BBBJs, but that could have just been bad luck. Still, I strongly prefer BBBJ and that is a clear advantage of an outcall escort independent or agency that advertises and delivers that service.
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